Okay, Hear Me Out. Izzy Rips It Off The Wall To Confront Him About Marking The Days Since Stede Left

Okay, hear me out. Izzy rips it off the wall to confront him about marking the days since Stede left (he'd been hiding the marks behind the painting), and that's why Ed throws the knife at his face.

Where's the light house painting guys??? Where's the painting?? Wasn't it where Ed's throwing knives???

I can't stop laughing at how seriously everyone is taking that silly little bunny rabbit when we all know, deep down, that little bitch is gonna zoom off into the brush the moment Ed makes the slightest move to sit up or reach out to it.

Will he name it Stede Bunnet? Maybe. Plan a whole life of adventure with the Gentleman Rabbit by his side? Probably. Will it run away into the forest never to be seen again just like it's namesake? Definitely. Will Ed start crying immediately afterwards? Undoubtedly.

Sorry red silk truthers, but it looks like Stede probably gets his red cravat from a member of this ship's crew.

For #3, idk the significance, but Buttons is wearing the same jacket in the teaser!

A List of Things I've Noticed About the OFMD Season 2 First Look Photos

1. Minnie Driver as Anne Bonny has a little spider tattooed on her left titty.

She also has a scar of some sort on her throat, but I'm not sure if that's makeup or an actual scar she has.

2. That one picture of Ed in a dark room, I think it could potentially be a barn. If you look in the left corner, there's something that looks like a saddle hanging on the wall. Horses?

3. Who is Ed looking at with these fucking heart eyes? It's driving me crazy!!

Also, what's up with this jacket? It's gray, looks like some sort of denim-esque fabric. What's up with this shoulder thing? What does the star mean?

4. MESSAGE IN A FUCKING BOTTLE?!?! DID HE FIND IT OR IS HE SENDING IT?! HE LOOKS CONFUSED, SO IT WOULD MAKES SENSE IF HE FOUND IT BUT IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE TO THE STORY IF HE'S SENDING IT!!!! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

5. Obviously we've all noticed the red cravat, but baby boy has a big ass knife now. I'm so proud!

6. And last but not least, beard!Stede truthers win this day!!! HE HAS STUBBLE!!!!

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Spanish Jackie definitely has a big role to play this season if this fellow is anything to go by!

So, you know how it looks like Anne Bonny kisses Stede in the teaser?

What if she's doing it to make a point to Ed? "Oh, he's just some guy? You have no emotional attachment to him, huh? Okay, well I guess it's fine for me to go ahead and shoot my shot". Cue Ed going ballistic for a second before he catches himself and pretends to be all nonchalant again.