Can't Wait To Put On My Clown Fit And Speculate Wildly Based On Roughly 2 Minutes Of Season 2 Footage

Can't wait to put on my clown fit and speculate wildly based on roughly 2 minutes of season 2 footage with y'all tomorrow!

So, you know how it looks like Anne Bonny kisses Stede in the teaser?

What if she's doing it to make a point to Ed? "Oh, he's just some guy? You have no emotional attachment to him, huh? Okay, well I guess it's fine for me to go ahead and shoot my shot". Cue Ed going ballistic for a second before he catches himself and pretends to be all nonchalant again.

For #3, idk the significance, but Buttons is wearing the same jacket in the teaser!

A List of Things I've Noticed About the OFMD Season 2 First Look Photos

1. Minnie Driver as Anne Bonny has a little spider tattooed on her left titty.

She also has a scar of some sort on her throat, but I'm not sure if that's makeup or an actual scar she has.

2. That one picture of Ed in a dark room, I think it could potentially be a barn. If you look in the left corner, there's something that looks like a saddle hanging on the wall. Horses?

3. Who is Ed looking at with these fucking heart eyes? It's driving me crazy!!

Also, what's up with this jacket? It's gray, looks like some sort of denim-esque fabric. What's up with this shoulder thing? What does the star mean?

4. MESSAGE IN A FUCKING BOTTLE?!?! DID HE FIND IT OR IS HE SENDING IT?! HE LOOKS CONFUSED, SO IT WOULD MAKES SENSE IF HE FOUND IT BUT IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE TO THE STORY IF HE'S SENDING IT!!!! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

5. Obviously we've all noticed the red cravat, but baby boy has a big ass knife now. I'm so proud!

6. And last but not least, beard!Stede truthers win this day!!! HE HAS STUBBLE!!!!

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

They got Calico Jack out here doing the subtitles.

oh yeah steve.. my favourite ofmd character

Listen, I know some of y'all love it, but I hate bearded Stede so much. I was so disappointed when I saw it. It was funny as a joke, but it looks so bad irl. The only disappointing thing in the whole promo, really.

This was what I was hoping for! That would be amazing!

Y'all, someone said this looks like Jim is breaking up with Oluwande here and now I can't unsee it!

They do look sort of melancholy and Olu looks like he's trying to keep it light-hearted with the little shoulder bump. Are they leaving Olu for Archie? Someone reassure me here! My fragile heart can't take it!