Stretching Isn't Enough I Need My Spine Removed And Repeatedly Cracked Like A Whip

god yes please I would do so many things for that to be a possibility everytime I move I sound like a sentient walking bag of pop rocks that can only talk in swears My record of joints and I have managed to pop in one sitting not counting the spine of course is every single part of both hands as well as my wrists the part of my neck that connects the skull to the spine just generally my neck actually elbows and knees of course Shoulders and hips Nearly every single rib where they are connected in the front and back and so on One of the reasons I love making Robot-sonas they can pour oil on them creaky joints And don't get me started on what I wish I could do to my organs And eyes