Not Counting The Spine Of Course - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Stretching isn't enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip
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god yes please
I would do so many things for that to be a possibility
everytime I move I sound like a sentient walking bag of pop rocks that can only talk in swears
My record of joints and I have managed to pop in one sitting
not counting the spine of course
is every single part of both hands as well as my wrists
the part of my neck that connects the skull to the spine
just generally my neck actually
elbows and knees of course
Shoulders and hips
Nearly every single rib where they are connected in the front and back
and so on
One of the reasons I love making Robot-sonas
they can pour oil on them creaky joints
And don't get me started on what I wish I could do to my organs
And eyes