Oh, And On The Actual Campaign, I'm The Fighter, With Several Point In The Skill Martial Art, Anyhow,

Oh, and on the actual campaign, I'm the fighter, with several point in the skill martial art, anyhow, my brother asked me to give martial art lesson to is mini-golem, and end up roping everyone on it. Anyhow, i got two critical fail, one after another in the demonstration. Rolled 99 twice, ended up losing a skill point.

We found the cultist

Yeah, so, finishing our mission, after wreaking the holy city, we did go hunt the cult, because our demonic paladin was so insistent. We kill the leader, a shadow warlock? Haven't all understood about the demon gid they worshipped. Many thief archetype cultist tough. Still way too much fire for me, but, hey, at least i got to loot the place before they burned everything. Progress.

And our mage got a tome who allow him to choose a speciality path. He said he gonna tell us what he choose at our next session.

This is me.

So about those space orcs...

I’ve seen a lot of posts about humans pack-bonding with frankly everything, no matter how big, scary, threatening, lethal or oozy.

But you know what I haven’t seen?

Humans entrusting their young to their pack-bonded friends. Because that’s a thing we do. We entrust our children to our friends. We entrust our children to our dogs. We befriend the biggest, meanest, scariest shit, and then we dump our defenseless, hasn’t-even-got-a-fully-fused-skull-yet offspring on them. Half for shits-and-giggles, half because it’s cute, mostly because children are exhausting and we need a nanny.

Afficher davantage

Not edgy thief I played/played with

A thiefling who just want money and escape the mafia band (derailed by evil god paladin, flamme of anarchy warlock, knowledge mad and bomb lover mage)

A aarakroka obsessed with shiny thing. Have to mad resistance throw to every shiny shit or he's going to try to steal it.

A human thief who is pretty much the tired and broke college student and need money to feed is crippling addiction to coffee.

A demi-elf who grew into orphanage, who put the candy under lock. Picklock thinking candy will be behind. Steal for candy money. (Killed a mimic: where the candy?it's a mimic. And, isn't that like a pinata?)

A dwarf set in proving his clan lock are the best in the world, by picking every lock. Absolutely pants at stealing.

My Rehalian oove shiny thing. The star, the bioluminescent mark on her body, gold, gemme, weapon...

Anyhow, our DM made me role regularly for will, when we take too long. And if I fail, i steal something shiny from someone.

So, I stole : a reactor, a sword, several purse, a +2 offensive ring...