Fell Asleep In Class And Had A Dream About LWJ Doing This With His Forehead Ribbon To Catch WWX:

Fell asleep in class and had a dream about LWJ doing this with his forehead ribbon to catch WWX:

They have accepted their fates

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

It’s always funny to me when people make posts about how x mxtx protag being around hot men would have led to their sexual awakening sooner, with the implication that the protags are just… not constantly surrounded hot men. Like, they’re all surrounded by hot men! And take no interest in any of them! Because they’re not attracted to “hot men;” they’re attracted to their future husbands!!!

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

why is it always the countries with the gayest histories that have the most anti LGBTQ+??? rights like bruh your ancestors would be so dissapointed in you not having kids. smh.