Jonah Taking Over Elias Body And Desperately Trying To Get Rid Of The 5 Million Piercings So He Can Look

Jonah taking over Elias body and desperately trying to get rid of the 5 million piercings so he can look “professional”, gives up halfway trough.

Entirety of TMA but Elias has a septum and an industrial

Dressing up as the God of Wealth for Chinese New Year

[eng by me]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

alright tumblr gave me a free blaze so that means i get to shill for a second. please read archvillain by barry lyga.

what it is: a middle grade book series about a 12 year old that accidentally becomes a supervillain that lasted from 2009-2012 before being cancelled

who the characters are: kyle, the main character, is cynical and acerbic while still acting like a 12 year old. his nemesis is mighty mike, a clueless superhero who just appeared one day. his best friend is mairi, who calls kyle on his shit and is also best friends with mike. erasmus is an ai based on kyle, created to be his assistant, that also calls him on his shit. and the mad mask is another supervillain, who wears a scary mask, speaks in the third person, and thinks he’s a lot cooler than he actually is.

why i like it: the characters actually act the ages they are, kyle is very obviously in the wrong but is very deep in denial, the dialogue is funny but there are some genuinely touching moments and great insight into the characters

why you should read it: watching a canonically gay 12 year old supervillain cause all his own problems is entertaining, a completely platonic boy-girl friendship is the emotional core of the story, and the mad mask says shit like this:

what is there: three books– archvillain, the mad mask, and yesterday again. plus an article called stories i never told: archvillain, posted on the author’s blog, about where he would have taken the series if it hadn’t been canceled

additional bribe for reading this far: my cat, juno

basically, i need more people to be insane about this w me, so reach out if you read it! thanks for listening!

With Xie Lian in Ghost City, he no longer has to collect scraps and eat off the ground, right? So Hua Cheng tells him to go explore, get himself something nice idk spend his money cause thats what its there for, right?

So, a few hours later Xie Lian returns all embarrassed like "omg i spent so much money!"

And Yin Yu, who's keeping the books, expects something like half the treasury or whatever

Meanwhile Xie Lian spent the equivalent of like...20$