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(not jonelias this is a silly fic)

“So… about that Jonah Magnus guy, right? What do you think about him?”

Jon sat across from Elias. He was used to his cryptic questions at this point, and assumed this was some sort of test on the history of the place. He shifted in his seat. “Well, I suppose I have read a few statements addressing him, but I can’t quite say much besides an unhealthy desire for knowledge and signs of dealing with things he didn’t understand.”

Elias’s smile faltered a little bit, for what reason Jon didn’t know. “That’s not quite what I meant… how would I put this…” He stared down Jon, figuring out how to word it. “Do you think he is… intelligent? Perhaps even charming?”

Jon’s face scrunched up in confusion. What was he talking about? Why in God’s name would Elias want to know his personal feelings on a historical figure?

“Reading the statements, what did you think about him? Did you think he seemed like a really cool guy, maybe like a guy who got laid a lot, at least for that era?” Elias seemed desperate to know the answer.

Jon was overwhelmingly confused. He knew his boss was a little mysterious and vague about things but this seemed something different entirely. Why does he want to know this? “I… uh…” he murmured. “I um… don’t know…”

A flash of anger shot across Elias’s face and Jon had wondered what he did wrong. Then he saw his employer take a deep breath as if trying to calm himself down. He reached down under his desk and pulled out a picture frame of a painting of Jonah Magnus. “Let’s try a different angle.”

What is this man on?

“How attractive is he? I think he would be the type of guy to have abs, and be very strong, wouldn’t you agree, Jon?”

He wouldn’t agree. Not even a little bit. But he wasn’t going to risk losing his job over this mania that had seemed to have taken over Elias. He shifted in his chair again, desperate to get out of this situation. “Sure, he is uh… very attractive, Elias.”

“Yes, I thought so!” His boss beamed. “Alright, you are dismissed, go back to your job.”

Jon got up and left the room, incredibly confused and wondering if that interaction was real.

Elias reclined back in his chair, cradling the picture of himself like a baby.

i’ve been experimenting with thinner lines and spending more time doing cell shading, any critiques are welcome!

Head of the Magnus Institute Elias Bitch Shart

Inside the computer after Jonah read the case about alternative version of himself:

Jonah: I think it’s obvious that I’m better than this pathetic knock-of version of me!

John and Martin: Sure…

Fandom: OUR QUEEN IS BACK!

Jonah: o_o

Elias bouchard does hard crack

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Imagine being jonah. stuck in a pre windows 95. watching the sappiest romance of your life featuring to depressed ex-employees who hate your guts and also stabbed your guts. and you dont even have a grungly pasty lonely avatar to text because the gays stabbed him to (in the mind.) and now you're also being yelled at by a Scottish IT guy.

jimmy magma really was out here with the beholding puns on day 1

"Do tell Elias thank you. For the opportunity." I swear nothing in this world activates my brutal pipe murder instincts more quickly than S1 events reminding me that Elias was planning to traumatise this poor man from the very beginning

To steal an eye

Ever since season 3, I wondered what would happen if Nikola took Jonah's eyes. Bc we already know that Nikola can borrow vocal chords, why not eyes? Except, obviously Jonah possesses ppl using their eyes.

So either Nikola would have Beautiful New Eyes, or Jonah would be a mannequin.

OR (and this is the only correct choice), because the Eye and Stranger are (more or less) separate fears, you'd end up in a stalemate where neither one can fully gain control. Perhaps Jonah can see and move one hand and one leg, but Nikola can talk and move the other limbs.

Imagine them flailing around. Hilarious. Nikola would have fun with it, but poor Jack Magnet would be so annoyed the whole time and all his plans derailed and nobody respects him anymore! :)

Hey there Cthulhu

Jonah Magnus @ The Eye

Song title: Hey There Cthulhu

Artist: Eben Brooks

I love this song. Look it up.

some TMA fanart I made today

1. Jonah Magnus painting thing

2. Nikola Orsinov

i think i discovered something really cool about elias in mag 158 - panopticon. when peter lukas takes martin and retreats into the lonely, elias tells him to “leave the door open” and then does an evil laugh. except this laugh sounds nothing like elias.

in the magnus protocol, we’ve heard the voice of augustus reading some old statements. a lot of people think that old man voice is the original voice of jonah magnus.

the laugh we hear in mag 158 definitely sounds like an old man. i’m not quite sure how close it is to sounding like augustus, but it definitely isn’t elias’s normal voice. i think it’s probably even a different voice actor. i don’t know how, but i think jonah deliberately used his old, original voice to do an evil laugh here. why? no idea, but it sounds cool.

i attached a screen recording below so y’all can hear what i mean.

as someone who has seen at least a good chunk of gravity falls, you’re so right actually

Bringer of the Horrors? Check.

Eye motif? Check.

Needs someone else to “open the door”? Oh you bet

Weirdly homosexual about the people that want to kill them most? Check.

Their apocalypse revolves around a giant structure that’s the seat of their power? Yep, that’s there too

okay so i haven't seen it but from what i know about gravity falls bill cipher is just jonah magnus if he was a bit more open about his intentions to end the world. like cmon bill ciphers song 'it's gonna get weird' is LITERALLY the most jonah magnus song i've ever heard. or am i just sleep deprived

The Eye *was* the Voyeur… when Elias was its specialest person

Now Jon is and it’s like “yeah actually, all knowledge without the sex knowledge, please”

I’m fucking dying at how fast the Whatever Is Listening STOPPED LISTENING when Sam decided to stay the night with Celia, The Archivist and The Eye always have been and always will be sex averse asexuals, in every universe

Holy crap huuuuugggge magnus archives art dump, some of these are old so if designs change then yknow why

Then theres an attempt at replicating the don bluth art style for john, martin and helen, as well as drawing not sasha :3

God i love drawing john looking evil i need to do it more oftenn,,

Also how do you guys feel abt magnus self insert/ self shipping? Are ppl cool w that?

WIP of a tma height chart i’m doing, also doing one for the entities n stuff

Idk what season of them this’ll be, maybe season 2 or 3?

NO NO NO NO NO I REFUSE NO NOTHING OF THIS IS REAL NO YKNOW WHAT FUCK ELIAS- I MEAN JONAH OR WHATEVER FUCK HIM AVATAR OF THE BITCH GOOD FOR NOTHING WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN S1-4 WERE ALL THE FUCKING WATCHER'S CROWN RITUAL WHY CANT THEY HAVE A FUCKING REST FUCK JONAH FUCK HIM I HOPE HE GOES BLIND I HOPE HE JUST GOES BLIND AND CANT GO TO ANY OTHER BODY I HOPE HE LOSES HIS BODY SHIFTING PRIVILEGES HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE AND ALSO NOW JON IS WHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS HE??? HES A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION NOW????

Now

The real question is

Did Martin see any good cows?

Idk how MAG193 is supposed to make me feel

Like what i should feel sorry for Elias? Idk i dont really care abt his past he has been a complete asshole

But theres also the situation of Jonah idk if Jonah controlled EVERY action Elias has done so thats why idk how to feel abt Elias anymore

Like is Elias a fucking asshole or was he just being controlled by the avatar of The Whore???

?????

so i just read Rewind. Reset. Rewrite. in one sitting and just

wow, what a fic.

Elias Bouchard, Peter Lukas, and Simon Fairchild all singing “Under Our Spell” from My Little Pony has to be objectively one of my funniest late night thoughts.