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Queen of wolves

24 years old, into TMNT, Goosebumps, Sonic the hedgehog, and whatever else floats my boat. and an artist with a brain.

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Oooh Man! Lmao!! They All Are Accurate As Hell!

Oooh man! Lmao!! They all are accurate as hell! 😂😂

I always wondered what if the S/O accidently passes gas in front of the turtles, and what would their reactions be? 😅

oh god this is like one of my biggest fears lmao it’s a huge reason why I don’t date

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Leo

Oh god he’s too much of a gentleman

like you can cover up burps pretty well in front of him but the first time you fart you just stop dead on your tracks

turn to him slowly and he kind of acts like nothing happened

but you can’t let it go, you want to but you just can’t and you go bright red

start to say how sorry you are because oh god what if he smells it

you would dieeee

but he’s so fucking kind

and kind of rubs the back of his head and leans in saying

“Look, I wasn’t gonna say anything, but you fart in your sleep all the time, so this isn’t the first time. It’s natural, we all do it....Don’t feel too bad, I swear I didn’t even notice”

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Raph

ok so Raph did notice

he was in the middle of saying something and you accidentally let one slip 

and he kind of stared at you for a moment and then carried on

but by now your face is buried in your hands and you can’t look him in the eyes and all you can muster up is “oh god I’m so sorry”

his heart really goes out to you

but he’s frank about it 

“Hey, this was bound to happen at some point, it’s like....A milestone in our relationship. Think of it like that”

you kind of understand but oh god what a horrible milestone, and you say so

he just laughs you off and scoops you up onto his lap

“Ok, now don;t fart again. I’m in blast range”

which gets him a punch in the arm from you

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Mikey (could not find any gifs of his so had to google it, sorry)

oh god he does not care

like the only reaction he gives is “Wait, Raph told me hot girls don’t fart tho”

which is quickly followed by an “oh well”

does not understand why you’re so embarrassed by it because he has 3 brothers for fuck sake

like he grew up with them farting in his face

he also ranks them from 1-10

“that was only a 4, babycakes. You can do better”

he will also see it as a competition sometimes, which is not always welcomed 

but it does make you feel so much less anxious and more comfortable with your basic bodily functions happening in front of him which is a relief 

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Donnie

oh sweet boy

you accidentally let rip while he’s working and he just looks over at you, says “thanks for your in-put” and carries on working

then he realises how embarrassed you are and realises maybe snark wasn’t the right response to that

a small tangent about the human digestive system and how normal it is later, he’s hugging you and you can’t look him in the eye

so he takes things a step further

you see him face tense and little and suddenly he lets out a little toot

“see, now we’ve both done it in front of each other and can move on”

before you can even ask wtf just happened he’s back at his desk writing things down

you’re both a lot more comfortable in fron of each other after that.

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