STORY TIME: I Remembered, I Watched Charlie And The Chocolate Factory When I Was Just A Five Year Old

STORY TIME: I remembered, I watched Charlie and the chocolate factory when I was just a five year old fetus with the mind of a mentaly sugar high squirrel with a sweet tooth that my family despised since they say sweets are fatening and are diabetes in a wrapper. After watching the TMNT 2014 and 2016 movies, I thought to myself: "wait a sec.....Donnie would make a great willy wonka." No seriously. He actually fucking would! Who agrees with me on this? I'm sure all the Donnie lovers would get my point here. Donnie + Chocolate factory = TAKE MY MONEY! 🤣🤣

@the-second-circle-of-shell @cowabunga-doll @kokokatsworld @tmntspidergirl @turtle-babe83 @angelcatlowyn @exovapor @xanadu702 @nittleboo

It would be really funny if anyone would do a photoshop of themselves being married to the turtle of their choice IRL. Just take out a photo of your turtle husband, plaster him right next to you as you're wearing your dream dress, photoshop him wearing a tuxedo, add a background, then add your friends and family in wedding attire, and boom! There ya go! Your very own TMNT wedding photo! You're welcome! 🤣🤣🤣 just imagine your friends and family coming over, and they see a photoshop picture of you and your turtle man in a wedding photo. LMAO! 😅💒💌

@kokokatsworld @angelcatlowyn @kawaiibunga @nittleboo @tmntspidergirl @the-second-circle-of-shell @cowabunga-doll @greenprincess

Every damn time I hear the word "Suck it up", I don't hear the meaning of "accept a hardship" or what not, no matter what the situation is. I always keep hearing the real meaning of the word like: "you want me to go suck a Mutant Green monster Turtle Dick, and accept it? Cuz yes I'll do it bitch!! That'll be a hundred dollars!!" 🤣🤣

This may sound gross to a ton of people not wanting to use the word anymore after hearing our own meaning of it, but to us, it would bring a smile to our faces the more we hear it. Just imagining ourselves giving the boys a good head for a hundred bucks 🤤😍❤🧡💙💜💚.

@the-second-circle-of-shell @kokokatsworld @exovapor @angelcatlowyn @selfless1978 @nittleboo @cowabunga-doll @kawaiibunga @tmntspidergirl

The boys if they were given Awards for going to school but with a twist:

Mikey: Mikey would get the best boyfriend award. He would get himself a girlfriend by the end of the year, and would get the most heart warming diploma. Despite being in mostly in Special needs classes because of his ADHD, It would touch the sweet Terrapin's heart and run up to his (S/O) and kiss her happily making everyone cheer for the guy and shouting Cowabunga having the best time of his life.

Raph: big red wouldn't be disappointed with this one. He understands his own temper could get the best of him. He would easily get angry at his teachers, fellow students, and even the principal and school mascot. and yes he would get into school fights and get in school suspension for a few days, and get detention for being late and ditching a few classes he absolutely hates with a passion, but he would feel proud of himself for not being angry towards the end of the year anyhow.

Donnie: The nerdy Boi gets a geek certificate! Besides being into any kind of science like biology, chemistry, whatever. He would also be good in computer classes as well, a straight A student like Don Bon would be proud of himself for this award, and give a Graduation speech with the other students who has the highest GPA.

Leo: oh boy.....um......this actually would be all three of his brothers idea because he has always been an asshole to them since he began his leadership. Despite that, school would be a pain in his rear end like Raph and Mikey.....except Donnie of course. He would take the award, but would destroy it after graduation ends anyhow leading to his brothers laughing their asses off on the way home.

@the-second-circle-of-shell @kokokatsworld @tmntspidergirl @cowabunga-doll @selfless1978 @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak @angelcatlowyn @exovapor @nittleboo @greenprincess

If anyone wants a bayverse turtle story request, Let me know, and I'd be happy to do them! I'm tagging the ones who would love to have me write a good story. 💚💙❤💜🧡🥰

@the-second-circle-of-shell @turtle-babe83 @tmntspidergirl @nittleboo @kokokatsworld @angelcatlowyn @foreignbrunette @exovapor @cowabunga-doll @selfless1978 @xanadu702

Every time I look at the pride flags, I think fictosexuals who are attracted to fictional characters like us should join in more often. I would love to see more of them! Plus, imagine we the TMNT ladies would be in the parade holding our tmnt plush toys, wearing their merchandise, having their colors painted on our faces, and carrying the flags having the time of our lives! That would be so much fun! We would all meet each other in person and gossip about the boys all damn day! Dammit! Hopefully next year we can get that chance.

@turtle-babe83 @nittleboo @tmntspidergirl @the-second-circle-of-shell @selfless1978 @memes-in-a-half-shell @exovapor @angelcatlowyn @kokokatsworld @greenprincess @kawaiibunga @cowabunga-doll