Im Not A Pedo. I Have Online Friends Who I Wish I Could Meet! Theyre Awesome People And Id Be Willing

I’m not a pedo. I have online friends who I wish I could meet! They’re awesome people and I’d be willing to comfort them when they seek it! They are just as much as friends as the ones I see in my day to day life.

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[My little brother when I came to visit my dad]

Him: I watching funny videos!

Me (exhausted from school work): I’ve been watching my life fall apart. 🙂

Hashira Nicknames (including Genya)

Aight so I’mma confess something, I kinda struggled to remember the names of the hashiras so I had little nicknames to memorize them.

Giyuu (I didn’t really have issue remembering him though): Depression

Shinobu: Butterfly

Muichirou: Pumped up kicks (for reasons)

Genya: Rival

Mitsuri: Watermelon

Uzui: Pepperoni

Iguro: Snek

Sanemi: Crack boi

Rengoku: H A W K B O I

That’s all I gotta say. Good day or night.

I fOrGoT gYoMeI!

Gyomei: Big Sad

H E E H E E

(SMALL SPOILER WARNING FOR SANEMI'S NICKNAME)

I saw someone else do this so I thought why not,

Since I struggled with the characters names when I first watched Demon Slayer (I was watching sub while doing school work because i could only watch it at a friends house) I gave them nicknames!

I remembered Tanjirou and Nezuko's names

Urokodaki: demon mask (ik it's not a demon, it just looks like the emoji)

Zenitsu: Blondie

Inosuke: Furry/Pig Dude

Kanao: the Quiet One

Genya: the Mean one (I retract this statement now)

Giyuu: Half and Half

Shinobu: Butterfly Lady

Kanae: Butterfly Lady's Sister

Obanai: Snake Bastard

Rengoku: Loud

Gyomei: Crying Man

Muichiro: Daydreamer

Tengen: Mr. Flamboyant

Mitsuri: Pink One

Sanemi: Marechi (I read a spoiler on accident)

Kaigaku: Faceless/No Face

Muzan: Michael Jackson

Ngl I’d kill for some yandere Disney genderbent-princesses. Especially with this Yandere Disney princesses fanfiction that made me act some type of way.

so i kinda wrote this one male!yan!snow white x reader thing and its over 8k words long and only getting longer (help btw) but also I wanna publish it because i haven't wrote shit in so long and its actually inspired by twisted wonderland before i was aware of neiges existence is it okay if i post it under the twst tag or- (i also wanna write more yandere!male disney princes since i'm rewatching the movies and just getting inspired to write historical nonsense but make it greusome and dark kinda like the original tales the movies were based off of✨🌞)

OH but also the dilemma of leaving the characters as female because i'm gay asf and can't decide what i want to do okay anyways

if this post annoyed you i'm sorry fhdhdh i genuinely wanna find out what tags to use here so i don't unnecessarily clog other tags ty for reading this catastrophe of a post

My sister late for online school: Sorry I’m late!

Me listening from the bedroom: It’s 4:30 in the afternoon, how do you sleep so much?