My Sister Late For Online School: Sorry Im Late!

My sister late for online school: Sorry I’m late!

Me listening from the bedroom: It’s 4:30 in the afternoon, how do you sleep so much?

My favorite parts of having actual friends is fucking with them. Especially with this one friend who often mishear things since I wanna see how far I can go.

(Walking through the school during lunch)

My friend Noah: So how you’re feeling okay?

Me (on my bullshit): Hell yeah! Imma do drugs!

Noah: HuH?!

Me: I said imma burn some uggs.

Noah: Oh…my bad

I’m not a pedo. I have online friends who I wish I could meet! They’re awesome people and I’d be willing to comfort them when they seek it! They are just as much as friends as the ones I see in my day to day life.

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

Y’all like my sister’s My Hero Academia OC?

It’s weird to think I’m considered a blessing child among my family and then the next minute, I’m listening to “I squeezed out the baby but I have no idea who the father is” while doing laundry. I think my mom questions how I managed to get this way.

You know those moments when you desperately want to say “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! SHUT THE FUCK UP!”? Well if I hear anymore elementary school drama from my sisters imma go off the deep end.