Its Weird To Think Im Considered A Blessing Child Among My Family And Then The Next Minute, Im Listening

It’s weird to think I’m considered a blessing child among my family and then the next minute, I’m listening to “I squeezed out the baby but I have no idea who the father is” while doing laundry. I think my mom questions how I managed to get this way.

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My favorite parts of having actual friends is fucking with them. Especially with this one friend who often mishear things since I wanna see how far I can go.

(Walking through the school during lunch)

My friend Noah: So how you’re feeling okay?

Me (on my bullshit): Hell yeah! Imma do drugs!

Noah: HuH?!

Me: I said imma burn some uggs.

Noah: Oh…my bad

Y’all like my sister’s My Hero Academia OC?

Ngl I thought that was Jotaro from JJBA-

An AU where Michael the Mechanic and Laurie get along as goofy siblings.

I’ll never forget the trauma I’ve gotten from this. ❤️❤️

Can we just take a moment and appreciate this website?