My Favorite Parts Of Having Actual Friends Is Fucking With Them. Especially With This One Friend Who

My favorite parts of having actual friends is fucking with them. Especially with this one friend who often mishear things since I wanna see how far I can go.

(Walking through the school during lunch)

My friend Noah: So how you’re feeling okay?

Me (on my bullshit): Hell yeah! Imma do drugs!

Noah: HuH?!

Me: I said imma burn some uggs.

Noah: Oh…my bad

Y’all like my sister’s My Hero Academia OC?

I had an Orange slice in my mouth while I had my phone and, apparently, my Face ID couldn’t recognize me.

I now identify as Orange.

1950’s housewife of Nagito? FOR GODS SAKE, YEEESSS 😩😩

Current inbox

1950s au Nagito with housewife darling

Sayaka shaving and humiliating her darling

Shuichi smut with darling who likes his yandere side

Pregame shuichi with darling with Stockholm syndrome

Kokichi with a darling who fights back

Kokichi with a darling who gets stuck nsfw

Kokichi with escaped darling ft: dice

Kokichi’s darling begging for him to kill them

Kokichi rough jealous make out

Kokichi finding his darling moaning his name

Pg! Kokichi receiving a love letter

Angie kidnapping her darling

Pregame shuichi general headcannons pt.2

chiaki with a touch staved darling

Kazuichi finding out his darling has a crush on someone else

Kokichi with insecure darling nsfw

Kokichi noncon oneshot

[My little brother when I came to visit my dad]

Him: I watching funny videos!

Me (exhausted from school work): I’ve been watching my life fall apart. 🙂

My sister late for online school: Sorry I’m late!

Me listening from the bedroom: It’s 4:30 in the afternoon, how do you sleep so much?