(it's Me Anon Who Asked For A Noah Fic)

(it's me anon who asked for a Noah fic)

Oh sure! I actually wasn't sure if you want to so I wanted to ask generally first just to make sure if you'd even want to write :) but good to know, thanks!

I'll come back asap to specify my requet! Because right now I actually don't really know haha sorry .. I'm always bad at requesting so I barely do it lol..

But I'll be back if that's okay! :)🌷

Of course, don't worry! ♡

I just wanted to know if you were okay with everything. Like, personally I love writing pure angst but I know some people need fluff at the end.

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ situationship w/ yoongi ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹

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SEX BAN -

[ ot7 x reader ]

JIMIN -

jimin: if you let me hit again i’ll fuck you like we’re long lost lovers separated by war

y/n: what

jimin: just saying

y/n: stop saying

jimin: you should like lift this sex ban you’ve put us on

y/n: no

jimin: i said i was sorry

y/n: sorry does not take back the month you were an asshole to me

jimin: BABEEEEEEEEEEEE

y/n: leave me alone

jimin: this is how people get cheated on yk??

y/n: are you saying ur gonna cheat on me rn?

jimin: DON’T TALK CRAZY NOW

heh like crazy

shut up

anyways

i was just saying

this is how cheating happens

y/n: am i supposed to be insecure??

jimin: depends

does you feeling insecure make you want to fuck me?

y/n: that is so toxic

jimin: toxic enough to have sex??

y/n: …

jimin: taking that as a maybe

y/n: take it as a no

jimin: baby ☹️☹️

y/n: not listening

jimin: do you even love me

y/n: no

jimin: WOW :((

has this whole relationship been a lie be honest

y/n: this whole relationship is about to be in the past if u keep being annoying

jimin: just say you want to fuck me at this point

y/n: i do NOT want to fuck you at this point

jimin: you said it not me 🔥🔥🔥🔥

y/n: can you read???

jimin: when i want to

y/n: so no then…

jimin: i’m naked rn

y/n: i hope you freeze to death

jimin: kinky 😉

JUNGKOOK -

y/n: sex ban

jk: 😧

y/n: cry about it

jk: euh euh euh waaaaaa waaaa euh euh waaaaaaa waaaa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaWAAAAAA

😢😓😭😰😪😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

y/n: stop

jk: i’m sorry babe

y/n: you deserve this

jk: i’m aware

i’m sorry

shoot me in the head

bury me alive

i’m sorry

kill me

kill me now

i’m sorry

i’m sososo sorry

babe

y/n: stop

jk: ok

sorry

y/n: thank you

jk: btw i just went on ur ig and jacked off to you 😭

y/n: what the actual fuck jungkook

jk: i think i have a problem

y/n: yeah

jk: yeah

can you come hold me pls

y/n: give me 2 minutes baby

jk: she loves me >_<

YOONGI -

yoongi: u busy?

y/n: yes

yoongi: liar

y/n: what do u want

yoongi: :3

y/n: sex ban

yoongi: what.

y/n: sex ban

yoongi: why

y/n: you need it

yoongi: i need it?

y/n: you need it

yoongi: i need YOU

y/n: girl

yoongi: stop

y/n: live a little babe

yoongi: we can do that

in bed

y/n: live?

yoongi: yeah

y/n: failed sext attempt question mark

yoongi: stop saying question mark

just use an actual question mark

y/n: why question mark

yoongi: are you being serious

y/n: about me saying question mark question mark

yoongi: no

about the sex ban

y/n: yeah lol

you need it

yoongi: you said that already

shut up

y/n: sad face dot dot dot

yoongi: ur annoying

y/n: ur annoying

yoongi: shut up actually

y/n: always trying to silence women

shame on u tbh

yoongi: always talking shit

shut up tbh

y/n: sorry can’t hear you over the sex ban you’ve been out on

yoongi: that doesn’t even make sense

y/n: jump of a bridge question mark

yoongi: i’m putting you on a sex ban

y/n: UM HELLO

yoongi: yeah ur on a sex ban rn

y/n: that’s not how this works

yoongi: why

question mark

y/n: bcs i put you on one first

WAIT DID YOU JUST QUESTION MARK ME/)£/72£:£:77/7:7:£

WHO EVEN ARE YOU RN

lord pls kill the one they call min yoongi i HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIMMMM

yoongi: yeah ok

come home soon pretty waiting for you :3

y/n: i’ll kill you in your sleep

yoongi: kill me during sex

y/n: you should be scared rn

yoongi: i’m terrified pretty girl

y/n: hope you’ve said ur goodbyes to your family

yoongi: sent them letters and everything

y/n: i’m omw

yoongi: oh nooooooo

TAEHYUNG -

tae: HEY 😆

what you doing pretty????

y/n: cleaning rn tae

tae: oh you’re showering?

y/n: no

tae: without me? ://

y/n: i’m cleaning

not showering

can you read

tae: ok but like i’m 📯

y/n: tf is that

ur trumpet???

tae: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING TRUMPET ARE YOU SILLY THATS A HORN

god i HATE women

y/n: ok woah???

still don’t know what ur saying to me i’m literally cleaning leave me alone

tae: i’m 📯

y/n: in a band???

tae i don’t fucking know what ur trying to say to me

tae: i’m horny ohmygod i’m horny

y/n: ok

thanks for telling me goodbye now

tae: ????????

IM HORNY

what are you not getting

y/n: you’re also on a sex ban so

tae: WHAT????????

SINCE WHEN

UR LYING

y/n: since now ur pissing me off

tae: BABE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pls

pls

pls say this is fake

say it’s a lie

untrue

fake news

false information

incorrect

tell me babe

y/n: it’s real

so real

should of done this sooner

yes this one is unfinished I TOLD U GUYS

SEOKJIN -

jin: how about you set ur self up for success and turn on ur location rn 😝🙏🏼

y/n: no if you want to come see me you have to be on ur retro shit

pull out ur map and compass i’ll drop the coordinates ‼️💯

jin: why do you have to be so difficult

y/n: don’t act like you don’t know how to use map and compass

you were born before google maps

i KNOW you know ur way around a compass

jin: you are not funny btw

y/n: btw i am

jin: go away

y/n: going away

jin: wait no come back

let’s make love lol

y/n: you are on a sex ban

jin: no i’m not?

y/n: yes you are

jin: i’m not

y/n: you live in delusion then

jin: SLUT

y/n: always so nice to me 🥺💗

jin: ok but would you still love me as a worm?

y/n: i don’t love you as u are now

jin: WOAH????

that’s fucking rude

y/n: you literally called me a slut cuz i wouldn’t fuck you

jin: that’s different

y/n: you are not a good person

jin: so i’ve been told

y/n: try therapy maybe?

jin: sex therapy

y/n: jin

jin: what

i love you you love me let’s make love

fuck the ban i say fuck it 🗣️

y/n: go away

NAMJOON -

namjoon: are you mad at me or something my love?

y/n: no

namjoon: so the sex ban is because?

y/n: felt like it

namjoon: ok pretty

y/n: ok?

namjoon: yeah?

y/n: ur not gonna fight me about it?

namjoon: i am i supposed to?

y/n: a little bit

namjoon: oh

i really don’t want to fight with you tho

y/n: not even a little bit?

namjoon: not even a little bit

y/n: cuz you want to fight me a big bit right?????

namjoon: no?

y/n: why is that a question?

namjoon: why do you want me to fight you?

y/n: do you like having sex with me?

namjoon: of course

y/n: act like it then

namjoon: let’s have sex baby

y/n: NO ❌❌ ❌❌❌❌ ❌❌❌❌❌ ❌❌❌❌ ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ 🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️

SEX BAN

SEX BAN

SEX BANNNNNN

namjoon: i’m not gonna force you to have sex with me if you don’t want to my love

y/n: i do want to have sex with you

namjoon: but you put me on a sex ban

y/n: yes

what are you not getting kim namjoon

namjoon: a lot baby

help me out here

y/n: do you even love me anymore?

namjoon: with my whole heart and soul

y/n: joon

namjoon: baby

y/n: i want the sex

you want the sex

i say sex ban

you say

namjoon: i respect that

y/n: NO

SHUT UP

namjoon: sorry 😢

y/n: you say

namjoon: let’s have sex pls

y/n: ur getting better

but it’s still not perfect

namjoon: more rizz??

y/n: LMAO no

we are leaving rizz in the past

namjoon: oh ok

less rizz?

y/n: 0 rizz more

desperation

namjoon: so you want me to beg?

y/n: well yes

but like i’m not gonna tell you to beg because that’s me telling you

i want you to beg because you WANT to beg not cuz i told you to beg

namjoon: baby please can we have sex

i really need you right now

please baby help me out

y/n: hehehehheheheh

no joon

a sex ban is a sex ban

namjoon: but baby

y/n: ur so obsessed with me it’s crazy wow

namjoon: i know i’m sorry just want you

love you

so much

y/n: i’ll bake you in my oven

namjoon: thank you baby

y/n: yw

now come over i want to squeeze you till ur eyes pop out

namjoon: ok baby ❤️

y/n: WAIT WHY WE LOWKEY SEXTING RN 😝😝😝😝😝

namjoon: go us!!!

y/n: um ur literally on a sex ban?? go away

and this one

HOSEOK -

hobi: gm shesus 😝

y/n: ?

hobi: pussy is power

i love feminism

girls girls girls

women in power

gender rolls

pay gap

history ?? no HERstory

y/n: huh

hobi: i need to fuck you before i go insane

y/n: oh

hobi: yeah

y/n: kinda looks like you’ve already gone insane

hobi: it’ll get worse

y/n: yikes

hobi: yeah

y/n: it’s barely been 24hours

hobi: i feel like a crack addict in need of his fix

withdrawals i’m having withdrawals babe

y/n: this is literally ur fault btw

hobi: ok and i’ll accept that

y/n: well ur not accepting it

cuz you’re asking to fuck after i told you we’re on a sex ban that you INSISTED you could survive

hobi: didn’t know my girlfriend wanted me dead in a ditch with my arms and legs cut off thanks for letting me know tho

y/n: “put me on a sex ban i dare you i dare you do it i’ll last could go 12 years without sex actually”

hobi: soooo i lied

y/n: no way!!!!!!

hobi: yes way

i love you

y/n: i love you too

hobi: what you trying to do rn bae 😋

y/n: no

hobi: okay!

was that a good attempt tho?

y/n: no!

hobi: fuck man

y/n: fuck man

hobi: fuck you

fuck me

fuck me fuck you

fuck us?

fuck US 😈

y/n: i’m going to fucking block you

hobi: wow okay

sell my organs while you’re at it

y/n: i will

hobi: i’m into that

y/n: you’re not helping yourself

hobi: i love you

—

unfinished but too silly not to post don’t shoot me

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𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚 — 𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩 ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦

𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 ?

♡⃛₊⁺˖‎𐦍˖⁺₊♡⃛

When Scaramouche woke up from his coma. He had only one idea in mind, to go find this person. After his third betrayal, he was filled with anger and hatred, but is that really an excuse to abandon someone ? And then not just anyone, it was the person who had offered him his only moment of peace he ever had. But in front of him was a grave with her name.

He promised you so many things, that after becoming a god he would protect you, that he could make you immortal and so you could spend eternity together. Even though he could never be a god, he still wanted to be with you. Scaramouche wanted to hate you, he wanted to say to himself that this proved his point and that humans could not be trusted. But he knew very well that it was wrong, it was all his fault. A feeling of bitterness when he thought back to the day you took a pillow and placed it on your belly under your clothes to show him what you would look like pregnant. Create a life together....you talked about it often. This is no longer possible, is it ?

In truth he had imagined a few times your face filled with joy when he would announce you that he had finally become a god. What an idiot he was. You didn't care if he became a god or not. Even if he had become a loser, you would have greeted him with a smile, all you wanted was for him to walk through the door. Yes, after all you had always been like that. When he came home covered in blood, instead of calling him a monster or being afraid, you forced him to take a bath and during this time you took the opportunity to prepare a good meal that you also forced him to eat. But now he can never eat them again. And with that thought he felt something wet along his cheek.

His lover waited for him until her last breath, now that he is here, he cannot accept that she is gone.

RANDOM BTS TEXTS -

[ot7 x reader]

NAMJOON -

SEOKJIN -

YOONGI -

HOSEOK -

JIMIN -

TAEHYUNG -

JUNGKOOK -

—

this is an experiment i’m trying to see something

also yoongi only has 2 cuz my phone kept like blowing up iphone x yoongiphobic idk

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Why you need to start reblogging fics:

Okay, saw a post about this, thought I would make a post explaining further. And this may make me sound like a bitch or ungrateful and that is not my intention. This is a conversation we, as a content consuming community, need to have—need to keep having.

And if you think we don’t need to have it, these are screenshots of notes on some of my fics—fics that have been posted for 7 months to 3 years. (And please keep in mind, I’ve been in the tumblr writing community for a while, so these numbers don’t even begin to correlate with new up-and-coming writers)

Does this seem right to you??? (the difference between likes and reblogs)

If you are saying ‘why yes, you are doing great. you have so many notes.’ you are not getting the point of this post—so let’s talk about it.

I appreciate the likes, believe me I do, but please understand: likes do nothing for content creators.

1. Let’s first talk about why reblogging is so important:

Tumblr works on the reblog system (it’s not like Instagram, twitter or tiktok). In order for content to spread and appear on people’s dashs, it needs to be reblogged. That is the only way for content to be seen.

2. Let’s also do a quick take on why people don’t reblog (this is just what I have come across/seen people say):

“I commented, isn’t that enough?” — comments are fantastic! I LOVE to hear what you have so say, but like…you can also comment on a reblog. A comment + reblog = a marriage proposal from me, I swear. Cuz just comments tend to say: liked it but it wasn’t good enough for me to share with others (-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄_-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )

“I don’t want people seeing what I read” — unless your conservative grandma is on here and you really don’t want her seeing you reblog gay smut, I’m sorry that’s a stupid excuse.

“I don’t want to clutter up my blog” — I’m sorry, what??? This is tumblr. We are not influencers on here. And if you’re tying to be, I gotta tell ya something, buddy: you’re on the wrong platform. But if it REALLY bothers you that much—I’ve seen some people make a sideblog where they reblog fics. Of course, this doesn’t give the same traction because those blogs tend to have less followers, but at least it’s something.

“It’s too much to scroll through” — bruh, that’s why writers put the ‘keep reading’ line break in their posts. And if they don’t, well, that’s a whole separate issue.

“Tags are enough for content to get spread” — this is simply just not true. People don’t always search through tags and the tag they look under might not be one that the fic has. And, even if people do stalk the tags, the content that is at the top is content that has the most engagement. This doesn’t help creators that don’t already have some traction and it doesn’t do much even for those who do. And before you say, ‘go under recently posted’ - not many people do that and, even when they do, they still miss content because ✮ tumblr algorithm ✮ (◔_◔)

3. And let’s be real—

Most of the reblogs and feedback I receive comes from other writers that I have befriended.

“Support writers” doesn’t just mean “writers support writers” it means “content consumers, support writers.”

Other platforms like AO3, Wattpad, and/or FF.NET — buddy, it ain’t better over there. trust me, I’m on em’ all.

Why do you think so many writers disappear from writing community? Why do you think so many of them stop creating? Why do you think we rarely get new ones?

It’s because they put hours upon hours of their sweat, blood, and tears into motherfucking masterpieces and those masterpieces just end up at the bottom of the void.

Yes, yes writers should write for themselves, ultimately, but it’s nice to get some validation—to get someone saying ‘hey, yeah I’m here. I’m seeing you.”

And that is why I try my VERY hardest to reblog with a large comment!

So, please, content consumers, support your content creators.