Sansa: How Many Wildlings Did You Save?

Sansa: How many wildlings did you save?

Jon: They didn't come here to serve me.

Sansa: They owe you their lives.

Sansa stans: Yeah she is right!

*Daenerys loses a dragon risking her life to save Jon and then goes north to help defeat the army of the dead*

Jon: Her men gave their lives defending Winterfell...

Sansa: And we will never forget them. That doesn't mean that I want to kneel..

Sansa stans: The genius red wolf of Winterfell is absolutely right once again!! Just because Daenerys helped the north doesn't mean she should expect anything in return. Also, asking for submission is literally a tyrant behavior..

Sansa: Winterfell is our home. And Bran, and Rickon, and Arya. We need to take it back.

Sansa Stans: YAS QUEEN!!!

Daenerys: I will take what is mine [The Throne and Kingdoms her family forged]

Sansa Stans: omg, you're a murderous tyrant who deserves death

Sam fumbled for a penny. “Are you a novice?”  

“An acolyte. Alleras, by some called Sphinx.”  

The name gave Sam a jolt. “The sphinx is the riddle, not the riddler,” he blurted. “Do you know what that means?” 

“No. Is it a riddle?” 

“I wish I knew. I’m Samwell Tarly. Sam.”

i love sam and i love alleras and it’s criminal that i don’t draw them more 

And best of all, Lord Nestor’s cooks prepared a splendid subtlety, a lemon cake in the shape of the Giant’s Lance, twelve feet tall and adorned with an Eyrie made of sugar. For me, Alayne thought, as they wheeled it out. The cake had required every lemon in the Vale, but Petyr had promised that he would send to Dorne for more. 

Jon I, TWOW moodboard

“The first Viserys intended his daughter Rhaenyra to follow him, do you deny it? But as the king lay dying the Lord Commander of his Kingsguard decided that it should be otherwise.”

Ser Criston Cole. Criston the Kingmaker had set brother against sister and divided the Kingsguard against itself, bringing on the terrible war the singers named the Dance of the Dragons. Some claimed he acted from ambition, for Prince Aegon was more tractable than his willful older sister. Others allowed him nobler motives, and argued that he was defending ancient Andal custom. A few whispered that Ser Criston had been Princess Rhaenyra’s lover before he took the white and wanted vengeance on the woman who had spurned him. “The Kingmaker wrought grave harm,” Ser Arys said, “and gravely did he pay for it, but …”

“The dragon is time. It has no beginning and no ending, so all things come round again. Anders Yronwood is Criston Cole reborn. He whispers in my brother’s ear that he should rule after my father, that it is not right for men to kneel to women … that Arianne especially is unfit to rule, being the willful wanton that she is.” She tossed her hair defiantly. “So your two princesses share a common cause, ser … and they share as well a knight who claims to love them both, but will not fight for them.” -The Soiled Knight, AFFC

ARIANNE MARTELL APPRECIATION WEEK ~ DAY FIVE: PARALLELS - RHAENYRA I TARGARYEN

Look what I found. A fic where Sansa and Daenerys become besties… but Sansa is Khaleesi, married Drogo, and gets the dragons. Just more proof those Stansas are jealous that Dany is far more important, amazing, and interesting than Sansa could ever be. Oh and marriage to Drogo… so this person wants their fave to go into sexual slavery? How ludicrous can you get?

Sansa stans: Dany will be a tyrant because she loves the Dothraki and is a Khaleesi and the Dothraki are an aggressive, barbaric people. She is the head of a foreign army invading Westeros.

Sansa stans: Dany is a slaver by proxy because of her marriage to Drogo and association with the Dothraki.

Sansa stans: Dany appropriates and mimics Dothraki culture; she is the locus of orientalism in ASOIAF because she is a "white" girl surrounded by "brown barbarians"

Also Sansa stans, apparently: But what if Sansa married Drogo? What if she became Khaleesi? What if she came to Essos? What if she birthed dragons? Heheheh