Every Now And Then I'm Reminded Real People With Actual Jobs Use Tumblr And I've Always Been Legitimately

Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

LICKING CUM OFF THEIR STOMACH !

─── gojo, toji, sukuna, nanami, geto.

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pairing — characters x reader

warnings — cum eating. blowjobs. handjobs. kissing. they’re mean but so very soft at the same time. nicknames used: slut, pretty, beautiful, baby, babe.

kaus’s note 𓈒⟡ ݁. I’M BACK AND BETER WHORES! how are you? good? good. now enjoy this repost. and tumblr… play with me and i will be sending you an email. | gif credits — @aq2003 !

☆ TOJI…

doesn't care too much about where he cums. you want it in your mouth? he's got you. you want a facial? close your eyes and be good. but today was different, he really needed to cum, he didn't care if it got in your eyes, he just needed it. you were taking him so deep in your mouth he was getting dizzy. “god damn, baby. such a slut for me, ya?” he'd say watching as your eyes watered from taking him so deep. you nodded, stroking him. the way you looked at him had his blood rushing and his cock twitching. he was awfully close. “i’m gonna cum." he groans and you pump him faster in your hands. he splash's all over himself before you could even get the chance to wrap your lips around him. before it all was on his stomach, you closed your lips around his tip. small drops flooded your mouth before you licked him clean. without warning, you moved your body closer and licked his toned stomach. "oh my god." he groans, watching you with lust filled eyes. "i needa fuck you."

☆ NANAMI…

is so worked up and frustrated he barely knows what's happening. knows enough for it to be consensual but not enough to care where he's gonna cum in a couple minutes. work had been killing your sweet boyfriends attitude lately. he was always so grumpy and you really just wanted to help. you could tell how much you were helping by how dazed he was. you watched as his mouth flies open and light moan escape. you stroked him faster and watch as more pass his lips. without much thought, you rub his balls, letting the cum splash on his stomach and on his neck. you watch as his chest falls and raises. once meeting your graze he goes to sit up and kiss you but you push his shoulder. "no. let me clean you up," you offer before your tongue make contact with his stomach. licking all the way up until you were licking it up from his neck and collarbone. you pulled away and kissed him lightly. "thank you," he mumbled into the kiss.

☆ GOJO…

is one of the biggest sluts for you. he barely lets you blow him because of how fast he cums. he really just can't help it. you're so pretty on your knees for him, your fingers wrapped your cock, pumping him slowly, lips pecking small kisses on the flush tip. “baby, you're s-so... ah!” he mumbled before he'd cum all over himself. “babe, i wanted it in my mouth!” you pout making him chuckle. “‘m sorry," he pouts, sarcastically. “stop being so beautiful, and maybe you'll get it,” he says and you only grin as an idea pop up in your head. he goes to get up so he can clean himself off, but you mumble out a "wait." confused, he sits back down and you move up his body, slowly lick the cum off his stomach. gojo groans at the site, placing his hand on your back as you continue. he's basically hard again after you're done.

☆ SUKUNA…

hates the fact he can't fuck your face. he's such a control freak that he only want to feel the tip of his cock in the back of your throat. you told him you wanted him to give you more so you were gonna take it slow. he only agreed because you said it would feel better than what he normally does and because it's you. when you wrap your mouth around his cock you feel how he bucks his hips up into your mouth. you pull away, stocking him a little faster in the process. "just wait, sukuna." you tell him but it only makes him groan. “‘m so close. i just need your mouth is all." his grip tightens around the back of your neck. you roll your eyes at how impatient he is before wrapping your lips around his tip. you suck and swirl your tongue around him. you feel his cock twitch in your mouth making you quickly pull away. "wait," you demand but he ignores you and cums all over himself. "su'! i told you to wait!" you groan with pout. he laughs at you, chest raising and falling, before mumble out a, "let me kiss you better." you shake your head at his teasing manner. since he was teasing you, you decided to do the same by licking his leaking tip then licking the cum from his stomach. the teasing makes a groan grow from his lip, "fuck me."

☆ GETO…

needs you. doesn't care about thing or anyone else. just wants your mouth wrapped around his cock. is relaxed and adores watching you take him whole. doesn't need an excuse or explanation to why he wants you to suck him off he's just—him: arrogant but needy; eager but somewhat patient. he holds you but your chin as you take him to the back of your throat, gagging just a bit. he's needy and close, and you know it by the way he groans, petting your cheek to let you know don't force it. even though he loves seeing your eyes water, doesn't want your throat to hurt too much. "so deep, baby. don't hurt yourself,” he says even though his hips buck into your mouth. he throws his head back, small gasps leave his throat. you pull away, your reflexes getting too much and without warning- as you're stroking him, he cums. his grip loosens on your chin and falls into his hair, pulling at the ruts as he catches his breath. "shit!" he cursed now looking down at you. wanting to taste him, you rub your finger down his toned stomach and bring it to your mouth, licking it off. his hand falls to your face again, admiring the way you sucked on your finger. "you are something, aren't-" before he could finish, your licking his stomach. “fuck."

𓏲 ★  2023 tokyosk !!

try not to breathe 1, 2, 3,

twst boys in a staring contest.

confident, could look at you straight in the eyes for hours if he wanted. adores seeing you flustered, or when you back away when he inches his face a tad bit closer. 

TREY, LEONA, JADE, FLOYD, VIL, MALLEUS, LILIA.

shy, un-admittedly so, gives a half-assed reply when you ask him if he’s alright, like no he’s not, can’t you tell??? (they won’t say it right in your face).

RIDDLE, PISS BABY ACE, JACK, AZUL, JAMIL, EPEL, IDIA, SEBEK.

confused at first. asks why you’re staring at him so intensely (menacingly), but gets the hang of it when you tell him what it’s about. truthfully has no problem at all with staring, if it means he gets to take in the sight of your transcendently gorgeous face.

CATER, RUGGIE, KALIM, ROOK, SILVER.

cannot stare at you for more than a second. has to get himself together before he runs away into a secluded area and melt into a puddle.

DEUCE.

people always talk about makeup sex and angry sex but how about comfort sex? just holding one hands while they kiss you softly all over your body. every kiss partnered with sweet praise and compliments. gentle bites on your thighs. each touch is just so soft against your skin as though you were an angel that had fallen just for them.

my dog is flooding the floor with piss as i type this))

Character A is very rough during sex and, theyre trying their best to make B's first time very comfortable.

I hope u got ur dog to stop🤯😂

How To Comfort A Partner Before Intimacy

18+ ONLY Minors DNI

TW: mentions of sex, very ooh lala

Btw this is not real advice on how to comfort a virgin. Butttt it may be useful.

“Does this feel good? I can stop”

Lube. Lots of lube and gently smoothing it over their entrance.

Loosening their partner up with positive words and complimenting on how well they’re taking it

“We’re almost done… shhh… I’m almost all the way in.”

Character A who resists the urge to speed up in the fear that they’ll get carried away

Pleasuring Character B with their fingers first and describing how they’d do them so they would understand and won’t be suddenly surprised when they actually have sex.

Character A using a toy first to widen them so there isn’t any pain later. Rotating, spinning and pushing it in and out enough times to emulate what it would be like

If they try any pills to help stimulate Character B and relax their muscles a little bit more

If Character B is the type who likes to plan out or control things they can write down all the steps they want to do

Character A going half way in and this works for oral sex as well.

Practicing safe words🥺

Character A grips onto the pillows/sheets/bed tightly to stop themselves from going any harder than Character B’s preferred pace

“Breathe baby, breathe. I’m right here.”

Eye contact. Searching for even the tiniest amount of pain or resistance.

Making sure Character B isn’t lying or pretending they’re fine so Character A gives them options instead of just “yes” or “no” question in case they’re too scared to be vocal

“No! I’m fine… keep going I can handle this.”

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MASTERLIST

♡↷ | "When will I see you again.." (Childhood crushes that never faded)

CHARACTERS. Riddle Rosehearts, Ruggie Bucchi, Malleus Draconia

TAGS. Fluff, Love at first sight(?), meeting them at their childhood/teenagehood, spoilers for character's backstory(?), ambiguous ending, mentions of being stabbed in Malleus' part

WORD COUNT. 2 035

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS.. ᐟᐟ

Somewhere in the Queendom of Heart's small forest, you, a little child wandering off alone to explore. Walking not too far, you heard a shuffle and a few whimpered cries behind the bush. You were curious as to what it was and walked toward it. You pushed down a few leaves to see a red-headed boy crouched down and crying.

"AH—!" The boy jolted as he heard the bushes beside him shake from movement—he held an arm up defensively and closed his eyes like he's defending from an attack. "Are you...lost?" You asked in a gentle tone. He opened his eyes slowly, his eyes fully opened after

"Uhm, I-I am..." He looked down from his lap but a minute later, his tears started to pour out again, "I don't know where I am..." he sniffles, "Mother would be angry if she found out I— I haven't stayed out this long..." He's not only scared of being alone out of nowhere, but also because scared of his mother finding out about his secret.

You panicked when the tears kept flowing out like a waterfall, "Oh no.. don't cry—! I'll help you out of here, we're not too far off of home!" You kneeled in front of him and grabbed his soft, tiny hands, and give him a reassuring smile "C'mon, follow me!" You stood up and pulled him out of the ground, dragging him out of the forest.

This was the first time Riddle held someone's hand and felt the warm fuzzy feeling he read in books. He can't contain the red blush adorning his face either. Is this what adults call 'love'? But he was far too young! He doesn't even know your name yet! Oh no... He held someone's hand... he's not married yet and he held someone's hand! How inappropriate! Mother would be ashamed....

His thoughts were all over the place he doesn't notice you already arrived at Queendom of Roses. His best friend Trey and Chenya just outside the forest, waiting for him.

"He's alive! Chenya, he's not dead yet!" The green haired shook his cat friend back and forth before running off to hug their short friend. "We've been worried sick! We couldn't find you anywhere!" One of them said,

"I'm okay Trey, an angel found and saved me!" The two was confused and look to the side, they see you standing behind them awkwardly. once they all pulled away from their hug, the two friends gave a small bow and a thank you for founding and helping their friend out.

But sadly, you soon had to leave. "It was nice meeting you! But I have to return home, see you next time!" You waved them goodbye and ran off. The three boys waves back while Riddle smiled fondly, Chenya nudged his elbow to his arm teasingly. "It looks like you have a crush~" Riddle gasped and playfully punched his friend's arm, "I do not!"

To this day, Riddle remembers that small but memorable memory, he never once let himself forget. It was the day he experienced the feeling of 'love'—he wishes he can meet you again even if it's a brief moment.

It may sound foolish—clinging to a person he only met once in his life. How absurd to even continue loving them when you barely know them at all. But he lets himself be foolish, he'll let himself be deluded because he hasn't given up finding you yet.

RUGGIE BUCCHI.. ᐟᐟ

As a child, Ruggie had always had it rough—he had to thrive and work hard just for a piece of bread. The world was too cruel on him. He only wishes for one day, one day where he doesn't have to steal or work tiredly just for one meal with a drink.

As if his wish was granted, he saw a noble walking by on the slumps without anyone defending them, they're completely defenseless. Their luxurious bag look liked it was handcrafted by an expensive fabric, the inside smelled a delicious aroma of food he'll never get to eat. Out of instinct of a hyena, he ran towards you and stole everything he can grab on,

"Oomf— What the..." The sudden bump made you stumble, but you get to see a brown-haired(?) beastman who stole from you run away "Hey—! Get back!" But your shoutings was ignored as he continued to run. The only thing you have left was a water bottle and your extra coin purse somewhere in your pocket.

Ruggie hid in a corner where no one can see him, he ate the first thing he grabbed from the bag, he gobbled the expensive looking bread and ate it all. Inside still had some extra—enough to feed the remains to his family.

"Slow down. You'll choke if you eat too fast." Your sudden appearance fumbled him, How did you get here so fast? He grabs all the items he stole from you and piled them all up, protecting them like a beast protecting their valuables, "I'm not gonna steal it back, here, have this water." You hand out an metal water bottle, which, he was still hesitant to take. What if you're trying to poison him? "Geez, you're too wary..." You pulled out the cap and poured some water in it, drinking it to prove it was consumable. When you held out the bottle again, he quickly snatched it from your hands and drank all of it like it was the last water he'll ever drink. Some even spilled out of his mouth

"...Thanks," he said lowly as he wiped his mouth off, "You're welcome!" You gave him the biggest grin you could muster. It gives Ruggie an ick at first, how can someone this be forgiving when they just got robbed? He has too many questions, why are you so... Weird...?? You didn't yell, shout or do anything to get back at him after he mugged you.

Are you secretly a saint, or a liar who'll liar him who'll punish him after?

He has too many questions, and none had been answered, but one he guess so far is that you came from a rich family. The given hint was your expensive attire.

"What are you doing here, anyone here could've easily robbed you or done something worst. You don't even have any guard on sight to protect you." He chides and eyes you suspiciously. You let out an awkward laugh and touched the back of your neck, "I wasn't thinking when I ran away... It was also dumb of me from getting lost." Oh, so he was right, you are a noble. A very dumb one at that.

Watching you be naive to your surroundings, he almost felt guilty for robbing you—he guesses he can repay you by getting you back to your guards.

He let out a sigh after contemplating his decision, "I'll safely get you out of here." After he said that you gave him a loud thank you as your eyes sparkled like jewels. He wishes he can have it for himself, it was breathtaking

"You have to pay me first, Nishishi~" You pulled out a coin purse from your pocket and was willing to give him everything to, "Deal!" He flicked your forehead and scolded you for how idiotic you were. Seriously, who the hell easily falls for a simple joke?

He wishes he didn't help you return to your home. He wishes he stole you away instead. Because that was the last time he ever saw you, it's like you completely disappeared forever. The only remaining he has of you was the coin purse you gave him.

MALLEUS DRACONIA.. ᐟᐟ

A stroll in the woods alone could be scary for a little kid like you, but you were different—you're a Fae! It means you're powerful, strong, you can totally take care of yourself! Well, you cower in fear once you heard a loud roar. It wasn't from any feline animal like a lion, it sounded like it came from a dragon, a weeping dragon. You gulped when you realized how near you were to the Dragon's territory. What if you get eaten?! But a little peek wouldn't hurt... Right?

You hid behind a tree to look at the dragon, and what you saw surprised you. Normally in fairytales, Dragons were more larger and menacing—this one was rather... small... You took a closer look to see why it was whaling so loud. There, a sword was impaled on its stomach and it was losing blood, it look like it was weakened from it with how spent it looked. You wanted to leave it alone, but you felt bad for it.

You didn't know Dragons can sense their surroundings because their head turned toward you, and their eyes were piercing through your skull. You shrieked and almost ran away but it let out another wail that made you turn around and face it again.

This time, walking towards it in a more civil approach. "Uh, do you want me to take it out?" You pointed towards the sword, the dragon just stared at you which didn't give you a clear answer. "I'll pull it out. It might hurt, okay?" You grabbed the sword, but it was rather difficult to pull because of your weak, young body. But sooner or later you did manage to pull it out.

The Dragon let out another roar as it stood up, then it's head lowered down to your level. "...Thank you," the dragon said in a low, gruff voice. Suddenly, green magic illuminated everything, you covered your eyes with your hands from how bright it was. Once the magic died down, the dragon was nowhere to be found and was replaced by a kid a year or two older than you who stood tall and gazed at you. His hand pressed against his stomach trying to apply pressure on his wounds. He was taller than you, not adding the horns on his head.

"You're— You're just a kid—! Like me!" You shouted while pointing at him, he covered his ears from your loud shouts. "You're too loud..." His voice was surprisingly less low compared to his dragon form. You covered your mouth with your hand and let out a small 'sorry'

"Why are you out here alone?" You asked him, "Why are you out here alone." He repeated your question, he was a bit sassy. "I asked you first!" Geez, are you this childish? He thought as he ignored your question. But you gave him an innocent, curious look that made him give in, "I ran away, my mentor was forcing me to train again. I was too tired to do it"

"Why were you stabbed?"

"You ask too many questions" you weren't satisfied with that reply, and gave him the same look earlier. "A human saw me and attacked me. There, are you satisfied with your little interrogation?"

"Not quite" as you continued.

He sighed, he noticed how the sky was turning orange and how dark it had gotten. "It's getting dark soon, you should head home" he suggested. You looked left, right, and back but didn't walk away, you just look—like an animal who had gotten lost.

"...You're lost aren't you?" You turned to him in defeat

"...Yes"

He took out his free hand, and you stared at it for a bit before you held on to it. Just like before, green sparkly magic surrounded you two and fireflies appeared, the magic teleporting the two of you to the Castle. Everything was a blur after that. All he remembers was his guard already out to ask him where he had been while trying to heal his wound. He asked his mentor, Lilia, to escort you personally and return you home as he passed out from blood loss.

He doesn't remember anything after that, all he knows is that he never found you again. He tried asking Lilia, but even he doesn't know where you had gone. He can't find the Fae who saved his life.

But this doesn't mean he stopped his search. You haven't left his thought even after so long, he'll keep searching even if it's an eternity