Fuck Sorry Guys English Is NOT Being My First Language Today

fuck sorry guys english is NOT being my first language today

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Bastard munchen team

Isagi: (developing a new form of pop psychology) The fruits of my labor have led me here. Rin hold on don't divorce me yet I just found out your football typology

Ness: (pacing across the field back and forth, walking sideways on the walls, pacing back and forth upside down on the ceiling, shifting between crying and growling) MASTER HAS FORSAKEN ME. (one of his tears falls on top of Kaiser's head from the ceiling)

Kaiser: (five minutes after his tenth televized mental breakdown for the week, ignoring Ness) Buy me lingerie and fuck me in it #dark psychology #npd #sadism #pavlov's dog abandonment

Kunigami: (on life support in Ego and Anri's human experimentation room hooked up to an IV drip and the baggie says 'aura' and they keep administering him higher dosages but it's just not working)

Hiori: My life is like a video game ^-^ and I'm shooting the NPCs ^-^ and smiling and laughing ^-^

Yukimiya: (hearing voices in his head in the tone of the green goblin, having warped visions of shadow Isagi and shadow Ego repeating "A real egoist needs ADAPTABILITY and MENTAL FORTITUDE not EYE SURGERY." over and over) Man, I sure am on this field!

Noa somehow witnessing all this: Heh just according to keikaku... 😐

Kurona: I love playing football, football

THAT MAKES IT SOUND REALLY BAD IT'S A DIFFERENT KINDA VIRGIN YALL JS WOULDNT GET IT🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

chomping my little cucumber slices and thinking of megumi if we were in public and he siad smth like "bark" j would bark. in public

mmmmm me with ur virgin loser kuroo🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

i look cute.. wait