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fuck sorry guys english is NOT being my first language today
fuck sorry guys english is NOT being my first language today
swimming could save me rn im killing myself i went all the way to the place where i’m supposed to start my jeweller apprenticeship and i can’t start because of some bullshit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cant die if I kill myself is a line that goes so fucking hard I simply cannot
brainrot get him out GET HIM OUT HES BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAMN YEARS PLEASE
My aunt: Wasn't that so fun?
Me, who would've killed myself over one more inconvenience: Absolutely!
I'm going to-
*remember my friend doesn't want me making suicide jokes*
... go write angst fanfiction that ends in characters getting the comfort and healing that I won't let myself get.
Guys congratulate me I'm less sui-
*remembers my friend doesn't want me making suicide references*
...less in denial from last year.
I really need to stop sayinf im gonna kill myself any time I take psychic damage so let me propose some alternatives that im gonna start using
- fuck my stupid baka life
- this is uncrustable
- I can’t live laugh love like this
- what the actual sigma
- I’m going EVIL mode
Uhh grrrr 😡 this is a totally real, not silly at all hate anon! Rqs are evil you all uh kiss kids and touch animals or something 😡 grrrr hatemail go
noooo noooo hate mail oh noooo this is terrible and so awful !!!!!! noooo i’m gonna kms nooo /j
Art that disturbs the comforted comforts the disturbed…
(cw: suic1d3 joke(technically???))
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haven’t drawn the goober in a while 😔
Darlin', scrubbing Bright's hair in the bathtub: You have to stop falling off rooftops, dude. Or-
Bright Eyes, who's heard this same lecture a dozen times already: "or at least get the mud off of ya before it dries and gets all crusty" yeah yeah, I know.
Darlin': Well if you know it so damn well then maybe you should start doing that.
Bright Eyes: [OnO]
//Since their turning, Bright has not been the most comfortable with physical touch/intimacy. Darlin' is the only exception//
Darlin': Or, you know, if you actually went out of the forest-y bits of town, you just might split your skull on the concrete. Your brains and blood are gonna be even more difficult to get out of your hair.
Bright Eyes, with a way too wide grin: I-
Darlin': Hey! ... Do you plan to put ten bucks in your suicide joke jar today?
Bright Eyes: William's not given me my allowance yet.
Darlin': Exactly. So hush it.
//They're both not exactly sure why//
The actual happiness I felt when Blake implied to Sunshine that he was going to off himself just cured my depression.
And then some bitch sovereign pulled him out of the river and now I'm back to hating my life again.
Is it okay to threaten everyone at the family function with my suicide if they do not let me go home right now?
so is anyone going to drug me and drag me outside into the alley to fuck me until i cry before handing me off to the next person ready to use my throat or cunt for their pleasure or shouldbi just fucking kill myself
i made more stupid shit because drawing makes me so mad
They're not letting me have my phone except for class can someone fucking kill me??? Please
IM SORRY THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE LMFAOO
SHAGGY LORE? KINDA?
Suicide mention warning
my friend who I recently had to cut ties with be like:
Guyyyys I'm trying out a new artstyle kinda, let me know if it's actually fucking ugly or something <3 I wanted to make their heads an oval... idk its silly!!! I'm also adding better noses to them because I want a cartoonish-realistic artstyle?? 😁 also heres some extra drawings from my whiteboard with friendsss :)) @nonsensicallyhere was in the whiteboard, go check her art out!!! she was the one drawing in blue.. (context for the whiteboard, jonah overcooked da applesauce..)