So Lois Allegedly Dated Jerome 20 Years Before Peter Met Him, And Jerome Is Reportedly 42 And Was Therefore

So Lois allegedly dated Jerome 20 years before Peter met him, and Jerome is reportedly 42 and was therefore 22 when he dated Lois. Which means Lois was in her 20s. Therefore Lois met Jerome during her Pornography career.

Lmk if my timeline is off!

Been watching a lot of Supernanny lately and I can’t describe how annoying and irresponsible it is for parents to have a bunch of small children and also want to have a heavy job that requires them to be away from the house for long periods of time.

That, in my unprofessional opinion, is the same as buying a puppy then going to vacation in Europe for a summer.

You introduce this giant time commitment into your life that needs a bunch of love and attention and help and coaching, and then completely remove yourself from the situation.

I swear some people shouldn’t be allowed to procreate.

Motivational as fUQ

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

34. Gabriel allowed his only son be dropped off a skyscraper and WATCHED.

30 things that actually happened in mlb...

1: An old man gives magic jewllery to two teenagers and forces them to fight an adult terrorist with powers.

2: Ladybug rode a Dragon and a hairdryer.

3: Marinette went on a date with a supervillian.

4: Hawkmoth has been terrorizing Paris for 3 years yet nobody cares and they go about their daily lives as if everything is ok.

5: A child turned evil after having a conniption fit over a lollypop.

6: Chat pushed his bodyguard into a falling elevator

7: Chat said something about his cataclysm and how it could kill people.

8: Ladybug throws Chat really hard through the air without warning.

9: Marinette doug through a bin and found glasses, a moustace, a poncho and a helmet.

10: A fireman helped Marinette break into the most heavily guarded house in Paris.

11: Chat died in Ladybugs arms.

12: Chat killed himself for Ladybug

13: Chat killed Laybug, his father and all of Paris before threatening to kill himself and Ladybug agan.

14: Santa went on a rampage and dabbed while singing this song over and over again.

15: Adrien accepted a ride home and a drink from someone dressed as santa.

16: Chat ate a mysterious substance that was filling the crate he was trapped in and Adrien ate a mysterious substance that was on the floor of a hotel.

17: The mayor of Paris fought Ladybug with sausages.

18: Ladybug tricked an akumatized person to unkowingly kill themself.

19: While using her miraculous, Chloe tried to do a Syndrome and nearly killed hundereds of citizens but Ladybug still lets her use the miraculous.

20: A person attacked a butterfly, with an umbrella, in a lift.

21: An akuma was defeated by a lack of wifi.

22: A competent 5 year old child used a magical wand and a stuffed doll to brainwash Chat.

23: Ladybug said ‘if you must’ when Adrien asked if he could put on his clothes after having a ‘shower’.

24: Ladybug yeeted Chat off a skyscraper

25: Ladybug made a bomb using a microwave and a container.

26: While Ladybug was using said bomb, Chat nearly froze to death.

27: Gabriel acted as a butterfly and a plane on live tv and also referred to himself as the Easter Bunny once.

28: Adrien’s family is extremely rich but they can only afford a Bodyguard who will run out of the room Adrien is in if he sees spiders.

29: Marinette palmed Adrien and Kagami’s phone and read their messages/contact lists.

30: Marinette fell in love with Adrien even though she saw him touching and pulling at some gum that had been in Chloe’s mouth.

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She feels so simultaneously familiar and ethereal

dorothea williams is the most stunning animated character i’ve ever seen

It’s been wild

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao