All Fanfiction Is Funnier And Sexier And Vastly Better-written When You Read It At Three In The Morning,

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

so many to choose.....

You have 5 tickets and a time machine to see any Broadway shows in the past

Which 5 shows are you seeing? It could even be off Broadway, a show you’ve already seen, a show you’ll never get to see, ANYTHING. Put your 5 shows in the hashtags…

favorite character: *does something really stupid or bad* me: 

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

pocky be like “share happiness!” and i eat it alone like a woodchipper

Deltarunes birthday!!