•Laz for short •Gets obsessed easily •Historical (fantasy) nerd
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i think i have a type
it's been quite a while Tumblr ❤️
missed ya
This one’s cute, make your adorable self HERE
Thank you for the tag lovely Kim @kayhi808
No pressure tags: @munsonownsmyass @music-indie-tv @k-marzolf @itwasthereaminuteago @mattmurdocksscars @realfernmayo @ilovewhiteroses @ruflirtingwithme and anyone else who’d like to play
If you said yes to the first 3 please explain in the tags what animal it was and what was the damage
I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE
Every playable location in every Assassin’s Creed game.
by u/5eOzmLLuw0
alright yea nandor is a piece of shit for blowing off marwa so he can hang out with guillermo instead whatever we get it he sucks but can we talk about GUILLERMO dropping an "I love you" to freddie and then spending the rest of the night touching swords with nandor without a shred of remorse after saying it's "just a work thing"??? they are BOTH cheating on their respective partners they are literally having an emotional affair with each other. they are BOTH trying to fool themselves into thinking they can maintain a relationship with someone else whilst still only having time for each other. they suck so bad they're terrible I'm obsessed with their fucked up little love story!!!!!!
god created man to be penetrated
Jack “I could fix him, but whatever’s wrong with him is more interesting” Seward
Jack: Hey do you think it would be ethical to give a guy who eats living creatures a kitten to speed-run the progression of mental illness?
Quincey: Genuinely, when was the last time you touched grass?
Nandor: I brought this dowry in the hopes it will impress my future wife.
Guillermo: [Walks in and is immediately impressed]
To all the writers who haven't written in a while. May the right words come to you and may they actually get written down.
Ok but who tf changed John Andrés wikipedia and is now making me cry.
i swear it used to say British spy when you googled him and now it says artist?? Why would you do this to me? I’m now sat here weeping over this man just thinking about his gorgeous art and how many times I’ve mourned over the fact of him only being remembered as a spy??
God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour
It's crazy how there's millions of people on Tumblr, yet 99% of the people I meet in real life couldn't even tell you what it is if you asked.
arthur: charles, please, stop beatboxing, i have tuberculosis
It’s been a real ‘future Horrible Histories episode’ day in UK politics, folks
I’ve been waiting for two months…
im imagining crowley and aziraphale, ed and stede, and jed and octavius all sitting around the round table
yes im mentally unstable
i hate fanon characterisation like. no. malik is not a tsundere he is literally just bitter over altaïr getting HIS BROTHER KILLED AND HIS ARM CUT OFF but he ends up speaking softly to him as he forgives him. malik has A HEART.
but you know what IS right? kadar. he is a menace. he was a little shit through and through. he was eccentric and as much energy as a fucking generator. my source? Trust me Bro.