Tapestry Head Canon Part 1:

Tapestry Head Canon Part 1:

Sometimes when Robert is babysitting Max, he takes his grandson to the office with him.  Max plays with his toys while Robert gets some paperwork done.  Exactly how much work Robert manages to get done while his first grandson is being adorable in his general vicinity is no one’s business but his.  Anyway, Robert brings Max to work with him and Robert shows Max the tapestry, every time.  

He lifts the little boy up in his arms, holds him securely and tells him about the Battle of Burren.  How Max’s fathers and aunts and uncles were so smart and realized there was danger and no time to properly send a warning.  How they gathered what friends they could and went themselves and fought against great odds.  “That’s your Daddy.”  He gently guides Max’s small fingers to touch the woven archer.  “He is the bravest man I know.  He stands up and fights for what is right, even when it is not easy.  He’s a hero.”  He lets Max explore the woven fabric for a few minutes then bounces him up and down until Max is overcome with giggles.  Max loves bouncing.  

He holds his grandson close, feels the soft scrape of Max’s small horns against the skin of his neck.  Your Daddy is a much better man than me, Max but I’m trying.  Everyday I’m trying to be better than I was.  For Isabelle and Jace.  For Alec and for you.

YA literature? You mean books about Super Special White Girl and Her Mysterious Brooding Boyfriend?

Ok but can we just imagine Sebastian approaching the London Institute with his Endarkened army all cocky and shit like “they’ll never see this coming!” and he just hears this yell and he turns around and the ghost of Jessamine Lovelace is coming at him with a fucking parasol because this little asshole thinks he can just destroy everything she’s protected since the 1800′s and she is having none of that shit.

Hahahaha, yes.

most of D&D online’s base builds for bards have 16 str

what the fuck do I need that for? carrying my harpsichord ??

This is so beautiful.

after lady midnight i drew cristina and hated it so now after lord of shadows ive draw her again and hate it slightly less. ill get it right next time lmao

Name a fun activity to do with friends.

Jace: Jump off of really tall things!

Everyone Else: NO JACE!

Seriously, what is with this boy?

Training Clary: 

Jace: You should jump off of that really tall thing and then we can make out.

Teaching Simon’s Shadowhunter Class:

Jace: I am now going to teach you the secret, ancient shadowhunter art of jumping out of trees.

Meeting Kit:

Jace: Hello my long lost many many times removed cousin!  Let us climb up into the very tall rafters and JUMP!

Kit: NOPE.