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Friendly reminder that just because you play a bard doesn't mean you have to "lay" with the dragon at first sight if it makes you uncomfortable.
Some people want to take things slow and that's ok. Take the dragon out to dinner, discuss your ambitions, get to know one another. Make sure you truly are good for each other. Many dragonborns don't get to know one of their parents due to separation. A leading cause to this scenario is miscommunication.
Relationships take time, effort, and commitment. Some people hit it off instantly, others want to form a connection before thinking of anything intimate and that's ok!
But seriously, you are not required to screw the dragon if it makes you uncomfortable. It's a meme that's all in good fun. D&D is a sandbox of imagination. There's nothing wrong with creating a non thirsty bard
So I uh... I just realized why the bards have the codpiece thingy on the godtiers...
In D&D, bards stereotypically seduce everything in their path
I’m gonna leave it at that.
I’ll do you one better:
kazoo bagpipe bard. I wish I was playing this campaign.
A bard that plays an air horn. You use the air horn irl too.
General question, which would you say is the biggest upside to being a multi classed bard/artificer. Is it
A. Calling yourself a bardificer
B. Being able to justify using a boom box as your instrument
C. Saying that you’re “making love with the barmaid” during downtime, only to later reveal that love is the name of the megalithic cannon now affixed to the tavern roof
D. All of the above
DnD Campange Idea
A bunch of bards are trying to make a band but one is constantly sleeping with people, one has social anxiety, one is the definition of chaos, and one holds the braincell. Dragons decide to invade their town and with the use of their music, they save the town.