Im Not Going To Pretend Its Not Creepy.

i’m not going to pretend it’s not creepy.

Dripping like Honey

Michael can’t seem to escape Luke and her wild ideas. She doesn’t really want to

on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39205158

Rating: E

for @escapesos

Hello! Today is Peyton’s bday! and as such, I wrote a little fem smut for them. Nerdy Fem Michael and Punk Fem Luke just fucking around in as many places as they can. Please enjoy!

Peyton, my love, Happy Birthday! You are a light in my life and a constant joy. I adore you and spending time with you. Love is stored in the listening parties and teleparties! You bring joy to my life and my vibes and I love you!

And thank you to @valiantnerdtm for the read over.

good girls

“So Miss Perfect, is there another Perfect out there ready for you to get home so they can talk to you about equations? Or make you beg so much you forget about being so smart?” Michael leaned into Luke's space, nearly putting her head on her shoulder. She watched Luke skin flush, "Is there someone? Or are you alone?"

She watched as Calum bit her lip and Luke’s face turned red, “That is none of your business Michael! We aren’t here to learn about my life, we’re here for Calum’s study plans. You aren’t even supposed to be here.”

or Calum is failing her classes, Michael is her girlfriend and they wanna fuck Luke.

(on ao3)

for @escapesos (and their anon)

Ocean Eyes

Ashton spends time with his merman boyfriend Luke

This art from @5sll inspired this fic! I saw it way back at the beginning of the month and since it’s MerMay, I wanted to write a fic for it. So here it is! Ashton and merman Luke on a date.

ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39351351

i have the urge to throw up every time i read any word i’ve ever written

yes yes mens tits and well i agree beyond words! however we are ALL ignoring the potency of mens bellies. mens hips. mens THIGHS? hello?