
ziya • @imprettierwhenicry • they/she/he • cassgender • french • 18
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if i get fooled by a ‘completed’ fic on ao3 just for the last chapter to be a discontinuation announcement even though it’s not tagged as such, it’s on SIGHT

Harry when Quirrel dies due to his actions: lmao sucks to be him
Harry when he forced Lockhart to go first into the Chamber of Secrets: should've made better life choices earlier and not tried to attack me and ron. close your eyes and hope the basilisk isn't hungry I guess
Harry when Death Eaters get killed or maimed due to his actions: sad it had to be this way but oh well
Harry when Umbridge gets carried off by centaurs: lol bye get wrekt
Harry when Draco is in danger or hurt: *crying, shaking throwing up.* THIS IS NOT FINE!!!!!
sirius was sharing stories from their childhood while barty was sharing stories from their time at hogwarts and they both got to discover a new side of the regulus that only the other had seen before <3
also they were both grateful that regulus had someone that loved him and was looking out fir him when they weren’t there
barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend
but will the world implose if i fail my exam?
are they into me? or do they just like the attention im giving them
being a minor doesn’t justify you sexualising a character thats a minor btw
There’s nothing like the rain nothing like the rain when you’re in Outerspace. If you even care
HE IS NOT MAKING IT WORK
HEAR ME OUTTTTTT
HE IS NOT MAKING IT WORK
HEAR ME OUTTTTTT
cuddly wade is the only wade in my opinion


Spidey with Deadpool(Spiderman costume)
barty is thrown into the cell next to sirius'. they both hate this and appreciate the irony of finding themselves ending up in the same place as the person they despised for years. they spend the first week arguing and insulting and screaming at each other.
and then one particular bad night barty wakes up from a nightmare and found sirius talking to the regulus star. next things you know they're sharing stories about regulus, sirius from when they were children, and barty from when they were teenage boys at hogwarts.
they end up bonding over the person they both love and their grief. they both appreciate the irony in their only source of comfort being the person they despised for years.
barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend
its so baffling when people tell me they like me and care abt me like omg you took a look at lil ole me and found something worth caring about im gonna cry rn
im lying im going to have an crisis about it
just found out im always gonna be me for the rest of my life don't call don't text
just found out im always gonna be me for the rest of my life don't call don't text
does anyone know how to stop the yearning and longing and lingering and the desire and obsession. please. please. please. please. please

Happy International Men's Day to all who celebrate