X Life Joel With Lazybeans Walked So Empires Season 2 Joel With Editor Joel Could Run

X life Joel with Lazybeans walked so Empires Season 2 Joel with Editor Joel could run

TMA AU where jon comes back from america with a really tacky hot topic ring on his ring finger. months later someone finally asks and hes just like. oh, yeah, i married gerard keay in las vegas. he wanted to spit on his eugenics obsessed homophobic mothers grave one more time. dont think its legally binding since he was dead at the time, but i changed keay to sims in all his database cross-references in honor of his decision. trevor herbert and julia mauntauk were our witnesses - oh, they’re avatars of the hunt now, by the way. very close father-daughter relationship, it was really sweet to see once they stopped holding us hostage. trevor gave a really nice best man speech, i was touched. julia let me wear her leather jacket for the ceremony so gerry and i could match. one of the anatomy students was there, and later i got a congratulations card from nikola orsinov,,, actually, i have the wedding party on tape, as well as the screaming phone call i got from elias ten minutes later do you want to listen to it

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Updated Hermitcraft guide for Season 9! Now with mossy bdubs and eboy Cubfan, but more importantly, Pearl and Gem

Season 9 starts March 5th!

Honestly I love how all the season 2 emperors aren’t even emperors, the closest they get is the 2 princesses. But I have to talk about The Sheriff and Tumble Town.

Tumble Town is a theocracy.

Now listen. The Law book is located in a church. Half the time when character talk about the Law (separate from the Sheriff) they kinda sing it, go an octave up, and physically look up, like they’re talking about a god, maybe?

And in theocracies there is no distinction between civil and religious laws. The book of Law is the only law in Tumble Town. And we’ve already established it’s located in a church.

So the Sheriff is a Theocratic leader and got the hat as a gift from god and he’s gonna fight Joel as the primary god of the server for the Law in this essay I will-

I just wanna say that I called it.

I haven’t seen anyone talk about that if the theory that Empires and Hermitcraft is intersecting through the portal (and it will affect Empires lore) then Sausage is going into a land with a woman that looks exactly like his goddess, Saint Pearl, who is currently in a resistance fighting a corrupt king.

The potential for this PLEASE let it be real