Swapped! Extra: Creep

swapped! extra: creep

summary: you never knew you were such a creep until this mess happened

wc: 285

cw: reader is horny for shouto, word pervert used once, god is mentioned once as an exclamation, crack, not beta read, barely proofread

note: this is one of the extras for my fic, swapped, that were so generously sponsored by the amazing @batterygarden as part of the @ficsforgaza initiative. check out the links at the bottom of my pinned if you're interested in sponsoring a wip or sending in a request!

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After you hung up, you stood and padded over to his alarmingly empty walk-in closet, retrieving his navy hero suit from where it hung on a hanger. Putting it on was surprisingly easy compared to your hero suit with its multiple parts and pieces; unzipping the jumpsuit and stepping into it was a piece of cake, fastening the belt around his stupidly slim waist only took a couple of minutes. 

Sure, it probably could have been a matter of mere seconds, but smooth skin covering firm muscles distracted you (what, you’re simple minded. See muscles brain goes brrrrr). 

And who could blame you? Apparently you could, seeing as you spent the next five minutes kicking yourself for being a pervert. Moving on to his bathroom, you applied deodorant, definitely not committing the brand and scent to memory so you could purchase and huff it later. Definitely not. Unrelated thought, who knew deodorant could smell that good?

Then it was time to brush you (his) teeth. Holding the toothbrush out only two words occupied your mind. Indirect. Kiss.  Logically you knew that you would be using his toothbrush with his body, so it wasn’t anything weird about it, but mentally you couldn’t handle it, your face flushed as you put it back in its little stand in favor of finding an unopened one. 

All of the drawers lining sides of his sink were empty, save for the bottom right one which held a haphazard jumble of unopened razors and toothbrushes. Extracting a single toothbrush, you quickly brushed your teeth and hurried out of his bathroom and bedroom before more intrusive thoughts came. 

God, before all of this you had no idea you were such a creep.

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lee's 500 follower q&a event!

hi guys!! i'm absolutely flabbergasted that over 500 people are following my silly little blog, and i love each and every one of you with my entire being.

now, i am in absolutely no place to be doing an event that involves taking on more fics (hides in shame from fics from my 300 follower event that was in april). so i thought it would be fun to get a little get to know you q and a event!

basically you can ask me anything (within reason people just use common sense) and i'll answer it! i'd also love it if some of you guys sent in fun facts about yourselves so i could get to know you guys better too!

this will be open until the end of october!! of course, you guys are allowed to pop in my inbox and ask questions whenever!

question ideas/starters!!

ask me questions about sports (i'll give you a hint and say gymnastics), anime, books, music, my boyfriend, me, hobbies, tv shows, characters, self-ships, food, and anything else!

tell me anything you want to! give me anime/book/song recs, tell me about yourselves, or just come and chat!

wheee here for the q&a 500 celebration, not that anything stops me from popping in your inbox now and then anyway. but now i'm asking these in a ~festive mood lmao

what are your favorite foods, foods you love/are confident making, and foods you want to learn to make?

how would you describe your best friend/your friendship?

i think we touched on a leather jackets yap sesh early on. pls tell me about this collection. actually that leads me to...

pls tell me about your collections! I love seeing what people love and accumulate. it's so fun and endearing to see how they talk about it too!

omg thank you so much for dropping by! honestly this little "event" is just me trying to encourage people to come and yap with me lmao. okay. now down to business *cracks knuckles*

1. i really enjoy ice cream, pastries, pretty much any korean food but especially sundubu jjigae, any type of soup (especially tomato, french onion, korean, or any type of soup with a light flavorful broth).

i'm confident making pretty much anything as long as i have a recipe, but i can make a lot of korean food from memory which is nice.

i would like to get better at making omelettes though. i never got the hang of flipping them 😅

2. okay so me and my best friend are both very intelligent people but when we're just hanging out together we're dumb and dumber, sharing a brain cell. our interactions mostly include gossip, ranting about obsessions, and cracking each other up. oh and me yelling at her for her HORRIBLE taste in men. i still love her sm 🥹

3. okay so for leather jackets i currently have one, and it is literally my pride and joy. i think i found it at a nordstroms sophomore year of high school and i have not parted with it since. it's thick enough to be warm, but it doesn't look bulky which i love

however i do have a minor obsession with jackets and hoodies, so i also have a cropped black jean jacket from forever 21 i got in high school (listen i haven't changed my wardrobe much in the last three or four years), a black cardigan which is the comfiest thing i own, a black and gold track jacket from simone biles's gold over america tour, and an oversized black hoodie.

basically if it's black and i can wear it over something else i love it

4. i wouldn't say i'm necessarily someone who has true collections, but i do have certain things i have saved and trinkets i love. actually that's a lie. i'm a book collector of sorts, in the sense that my favorite gift to receive and my favorite thing to buy is books. so i own more than 500 books. i love the way books feel, the way they smell, how crisp they are when they're new, and how soft and worn they get when they've been well loved and read again and again. in particular, i really love used books. especially ones that were obviously read again and again. i like that they have a story behind them, and the pages i'm reading were once read by someone who fell in love with the plot and characters again and again.

lee's 500 follower q&a!!

this is a little late, but it's the belated one year anniversary of the first fic i ever wrote and posted. thank you all so much for sticking with me for the last year! i'm looking forwards to many more 🥹🥰

JJK Men Getting Jealous

Feat. Gojo and Megumi

CW: Random guys being creeps, harassment, attempted kidnapping (or so he thinks), reader has female pronouns and anatomy, light swearing

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Gojo Satoru

The two of you were enjoying your date at the park when Gojo received a phone call. Normally, he would have ignored it, but you forced him to, telling that he needs to take care of his responsibilities. After all, you loved Satoru as he was, but the man needed to grow up a little.

Stepping away, he turned his back and answered the phone, immediately trying to weasel his way out of whatever assignment he was needed on.

Meanwhile, you were seated on a bench and scrolling through your phone when a street photographer approached you.

"Excuse me?" A young man was looking at you hopefully as he held up his camera.

"I'm a street photographer, and well, when I noticed you sitting here I just knew I had to capture your stunning looks for my portfolio. So would it be okay if I took your picture?"

Flattered, but a little uncertain, you replied.

"Well, thank you, but actually I'm just waiting for my boyfriend-"

He cut you off.

"Oh don't worry! This will only take a second!"

Stepping up to you, he reached out and brushed your hair back with his fingers.

"What-what are you doing?" You ask nervously, leaning away from his touch.

"Just brushing your hair back from your face! Can't have it covering those stunning features of yours now can we darling?"

He winked cheekily.

Finally finished with his call (he had managed to dump the assignment onto the three first years), Gojo turned around, ready to bask in your presence and affection.

Instead he witnessed an unfamiliar man moving his hands to your chest brushing off your shirt and smoothing the fabric.

Pausing, he took a moment to try and comprehend what he was seeing.

Then he saw you flinch and swat his hands away.

He was by your side in an instant.

"Please stop." You said firmly. "My boyfriend-"

"Is right here!"

Gojo interjected cheerfully, swinging an arm around your shoulders and using his other arm to push the photographer away as he sat next to you.

"Why don't you take a picture of me and my girlfriend?"

He suggested menacingly, looking at the man over his glasses.

"After all, don't you think we make an absolutely stunning couple?"

Needless to say, the photographer snapped a couple quick pictures of the two of you before speeding away.

"Thanks 'Toru."

You said, sighing in relief once the man was finally out of sight.

"No problem! After all, he was touching my boobies."

To emphasize what he was saying, he turned and buried his head in your chest.

He peeked up at you with puppy eyes.

"These are all mine, right?"

"Of course babe."

You laughed, and stroked his hair.

"They're all yours."

Megumi Fushiguro

While the two of you were shopping with Nobara and Yuji, you saw something that interested you and you wandered off.

Noticing that you were missing, Megumi split off from the others, and went to search for you.

Finally finding you, he couldn't help but to smile a little, because you were just so damn cute.

You were happily wandering around a manga store quietly humming to yourself as you browsed.

Moving to join you, he was shocked when a guy around the same age as you guys snuck up behind you and put you into a chokehold.

Were you getting kidnapped in front of him? He was speeding up, ready to give the guy a beatdown he wouldn't soon forget, when you flipped the guy over your shoulder.

The guy twisted gracefully midair to avoid being slammed on his back, and landed smoothly on his feet in front of you. You shot your arm up, ready to strike, but the guy easily caught your wrist.

"I told you to stop using that move, it's too predictable."

The guy said, shaking his head at you.

Pausing, you looked up at the guys face for the first time.

"TAKESHI?!"

You shrieked his name, and launched yourself into his arms, wrapping your arms around his neck.

"You big dummy! What was that for?! You scared the shit out of me! But never mind that, I missed you! What's going on? Why are you here?!"

Laughing he spun you around.

"Whoa. Slow down. I missed you too idiot. I missed my sparring partner and was just checking to make sure that you were keeping up with your training!"

He batted his eyes innocently as he set you on your feet.

"After all, my mom would kill me if I left her beloved unofficial daughter unable to defend herself in the big city! What if you got mugged?!"

Unable to suppress your smile you pinched his cheek.

"You just did that because you wanted to scare me. Jerk."

"Aw, you know you love me."

"Ahem."

You both turned to find your unimpressed boyfriend staring at the two of you with his arms crossed over his chest.

Striding over to you, Megumi wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you into his side, giving the other guy an once over.

"I'm Fushiguro Megumi. Her boyfriend. Who are you?"

Takeshi gave you a fake wounded look.

"What? But I'M her boyfriend!"

Blinking at him, Megumi frowned.

"What?"

Stepping out of Megumi's grasp, you walked over to Takeshi and cuffed him over the head.

"STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DATING THAT YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND!!"

"BUT I AM!!"

"YOU ARE LITERALLY GAY!"

"AND!?"

"AND YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OF YOUR OWN!!"

Poor Megumi just stood there in shock. After the two of you worked it out with a quick wrestling match (you won) and stopped screaming at each other. You and this "Takeshi" explained that you were childhood best friends, and that Takeshi was just a jerk who liked to mess with your love life.

Needless to say, Megumi spent the rest of the day pouting, and needed lots of reassurance cuddles that he was way better than Takeshi, and you would never leave him for him.

"You would never leave me for him, right?"

"Of, course baby. He's just a friend. I love you so much more than him."

"But you love him a little bit?!"

"GUMI. HE IS LITERALLY GAY AND HAS A BOYFRIEND."

Thanks for reading! Should I make a part two with Toge and Yuji? Let me know!!

guys i just had a super angsty idea for a little oikawa drabble but i can't decide if i want to put more pain into the world on this rainy gross day or not

“Our country’s national crime is lynching. It is not the creature of an hour, the sudden outburst of uncontrolled fury, or the unspeakable brutality of an insane mob. It represents the cool, calculating deliberation of intelligent people”. – Ida B. Wells, “Lynch Law in America” speech, Chicago (1900)