End Of 2023 Collab Masterlist

End of 2023 Collab Masterlist

Masterlist for my end of the year collab with @ponderingmoonlight!

Open! Send in your asks!

Collab Guide Post

Fics by @ponderingmoonlight

Yuji Itadori

Ice Skating Date You take Yuji ice-skating

Fics by @lees-chaotic-brain

Megumi Fushiguro

Promise Ring You give Megumi a promise ring

Love of My Life You tell Megumi that he's the love of your life

Inumaki Toge

Aquarium You take Inumaki on a date to the aquarium

Ugly Christmas Sweater You give Inumaki an ugly Christmas sweater

Perfect You tell Inumaki that he's perfect

Hello! I'd like to give Inumaki an ugly Christmas sweater (with high neck ofc) that was knitted by reader. It was her first time, but sweater still looks nice; and probably there is a bear pattern or written something cool and funny.

Good luck!

Ahhh this is so perfect for him, I love it! Also, credit for the text on the sweater goes to that one jjk x reader texts person who has Inumaki's name saved as toge bear. Lmk in the comments if you know who it is.

CW: Singular mention of puke (as a description of a color), crack, fluff

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For weeks you had toiled on your secret project, working well into the wee hours of the morning. Weeks of finger cramps, endless frustration, and eyes burning from a lack of sleep. But finally. Finally, it was done.

Holding out the monstrosity you had created, you couldn’t help but to cackle with glee at your horrific creation.

All your hard work and sleepless nights had finally come to fruition, and in your hands you now held the world’s ugliest Christmas sweater.

The base was a puke green shag, mottled with random patches of mud brown. Neon orange sequins had been sewn winding around the arms, the pattern imitating lights strung around a tree. And to top it all off there was a misshapen white bear with lopsided violet eyes on the front above the words ‘My Toge Bear.”

It was perfect. It was divine. It was your best work yet. Carefully wrapping it in navy tissue paper and placing it in a silver bag you throw open the door to your dorm and make your way to your boyfriends dorm.

“Togeeeeeeeeee!”

You call as you burst into his dorm.

“I have something for youuuu!”

“Really?!”

His eyes light up and he quickly pauses his game before swiveling in his chair to face you.

“Gimme.”

You had barely extended your arm and offered him the gift bag before he reached out and snatched it. Scurrying over to the corner of his room, he sat with his back to the wall and eyed you suspiciously as he opened it. And finally, the moment you had been waiting for arrived. Your boyfriend looked at your creation for a couple of seconds, silent.

You were practically wriggling with glee, dying in anticipation for his reaction to your gift. Slowly he looked at you, and an evil smile spread across his face. He stood, and retrieved a gift bag of his own from his closet and handed it to you.

Wait, where was his abject horror? His look of acute betrayal?? What was with that look on his face? You were beginning to feel a little uneasy.

He motioned for you to open it, before retrieving the hideous sweater and what-did he just put it on?

A sly little grin flashed across his face, quickly replaced by one of doe-eyed innocence.

I love it! He signed, gesturing for you to open your gift. Now open yours!

Filled with trepidation, you slowly pull whatever is lurking in the gift bag out into the light. Staggering back, you dramatically fling your hand against your forehead as you drop your gift. Your handsome, loving, loyal boyfriend had finally revealed his dark side. Laying crumpled in a pile on his hard wood floor was not a ugly Christmas sweater, but an ugly Christmas dress, made of itchy wool and covered with bells and flashing lights.

Do you like it?

His shoulders were shaking with the effort of suppressing his laughter, making his signing choppy. Giving him a half-hearted glare, you made eye contact and that was the end. 

The two of you burst into hysterical peals of laughter as you wheezed and leaned against each other. The second one of you was beginning to calm down, the other would hiccup and start giggling, starting a whole new round of cackles.

Once you had managed to get yourselves under control, the two of you each put on your respective gifts and had a photoshoot, dramatically posing with exaggerated facial expressions. As the two of you rolled on the ground, practically sobbing with laughter after Toge attempted to throw a sultry look of his shoulder for the camera, you fell in love with him all over again. This was what you wanted your future to look like; enjoying spending time with the man you love, while laughing over mundane things such as an ugly Christmas sweater.

@ponderingmoonlight this is making me giggle it's so perfect

I love how choso is just, the definition of on sight. he sees a bastard who hurt his family? he attacks. said bastard turns out to be his family? he protects. bastard has been hurt by other bastard who’s also family? he attacks.

this man has not a single thought behind his eyes, just a 5’11 beast on pure onii-chan instincts

I hope I live long enough to see the children of Palestine, Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria wake up to the sound of birds not bombs

GUYS I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS HE'S GOING TO SEND ME TO THE HOSPITAL FOR HEART FAILURE so the guy i was talking to has known me since high school, right? and all of my friends from high school that that there is this one scene from a rom-com that absolutely melts me. like, that's my dream right? HE JUST RE ENACTED IT TO ASK ME OUT OMFG I'M DYING I WAS LIKE HOLD UP AND WHIPPED OUT MY PHONE TO TELL YOU GUYS BECAUSE HE'S SENDING ME INTO CARDIAC ARREST-

unfortunately my dear friend @sitarawrites will not be able to particiapate in this event due to an irl emergency. Please send her thoughts, love and support.

Due to this, I will now also be taking the nanami asks, and @ponderingmoonlight will be taking the gojo ones.

End of 2023 Collab Masterlist

Masterlist for my end of the year collab with @ponderingmoonlight and @sitarawrites!!

Open! Send in your asks!

Collab Guide Post

Fics by @ponderingmoonlight

Yuji Itadori

(Available) You take Yuji on a date of your choosing

(Available) You give Yuji a meaningful gift

(Available) You tell Yuji something you think he needs to hear

Choso

(Available) You take Choso on a date of your choosing

(Available) You give Choso a meaningful gift

(Available) You tell Choso something you think he needs to hear

Gojo Satoru

(Available) You take Satoru on a date of your choosing

(Available) You give Satoru a meaningful gift

(Available) You tell Satoru something you think he needs to hear

Fics by @lees-chaotic-brain

Megumi Fushiguro

(Available) You take Megumi on a date of your choosing

(Available) You give Megumi a meaningful gift

Love of My Life You tell Megumi that he's the love of your life

Inumaki Toge

(Available) You take Inumaki on a date of your choosing

Ugly Christmas Sweater You give Inumaki an ugly Christmas sweater

Perfect You tell Inumaki that he's perfect

Nanami Kento

(Available) You take Nanami on a date of your choosing

(Available) You give Nanami a meaningful gift

(Available) You tell Nanami something you think he needs to hear