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but you're not denying it so checkmate motherfucker

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

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Mr. Fantastic: Your Ex-Boyfriend is going to kill us all, Charles.

Professor X: Your Ex-Boyfriend Has killed us all, Reed.