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This is so cute!

I wanna just

Pat pat pat pat pat

Amazing art! It’s so cute :)

Just an eepy lil guy

Thinking about two Lloyd Dr aus rn

1. Is like a mercenary/bounty hunter(though he refuses to hunt dragons and oni) instead of staying at the monastery, because he needs money to buy food and supplies. So he starts doing bounty and/or letting people hire him. Though he doesn’t do jobs that kill people and/pr creatures at first, but over time he slowly starts taking them. But he only kills people who he thinks deserve it, so he’s a relatively good guy. He also doesn’t take jobs from clearly bad people, and doesn’t go through with a job once he realizes the person who hired him is bad.

But he still ends up finding Arin and Sora(and Ryu), and becomes their dad :). But oh no, he finds the ninja. And they aren’t supportive of the whole job, so that’s a big plot point. Oh and maybe Imperial (or however you spell it) try and hire Lloyd, another plot point. Arin and Soea get nervous thinking he’ll accept. Blah blah angst

He also looks like a bad ass, has horns because yes. Though his long hair hides it, because coolness. The kiddos love putting his hair up to reveal his horns and side shave. Oh, he also has dragon features like ears and a tail that he hides.(Fun fact: I gc them as dark green and black because his oni side is gold and purple. And I want them to be opposites but also really not)

Also the reason to me why he could not stay the monastery despite still being dumped there, is because he is traumatized. He doesn’t want to be in the place where he lived with his family. Because honestly, he doesn’t even know if they’re alive. And that thought alone convinced him to find somewhere else, now he didn’t settle far. In cause he did find the Ninja, but he hadn’t touch the place since he packed up his things and left. Just random check up’s to make sure no one tried to stay there. (This is just my hc for this au, you can have a different reason or him just not landing there at all. I honestly don’t mind if you don’t like the reason and go for something else, whatever you feel is right)

2. Is like an au where the events of the merge happen a lot sooner, and at the end of crystallized I hc Lloyd as 16(which is says on the fandom wiki but idk if that’s cannon or not). So instead of being in his early 20s Lloyd is like 14.

Because this happens before seabond, so Lloyd is 14. And trying to navigate the world(now to make this au line up, Arin and Sora are gonna be a bit older than they would be. So like 8-10)

And now Lloyd is a dad with two kids and a baby dragon, he has no idea what to do. And is on the verge of a meltdown 24/7 like dr Lloyd is.

Oh and he hasn’t unlocked his oni powers yet cause of the timeline, so angst anyone??

There’s my aus, do what you will with this lol

And have fun out there! Oh and I would love if someone would rope in Greenflower/Forgiven Shipping in to these aus, I don’t feel like it cause I gtg write chp. 2 of my Greenflower fanfic. Which is based off a ninjago hc post I saw lol

Anyways have fun! And be safe with these traumatized kiddos

Hi yall! I’m here for a part three on my Tmnt lgbt hcs :)

I hope you enjoy! I would love to know yours too!

(Photos too!)

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Know what? Yall have been good

Take this badly drawn Rise Leo

(This isn’t the best, but it’s not the worst I’ve done lol)

Man I want this sm tooo

Cryptid Lloyd anybody?

I personally believe Lloyd should be allowed to be a Cryptid. I mean the man is part three different things oni, dragon, and human. You could do so much with that! Oni’s are known for cannibalism, I want Lloyd to eat one of the villains! I want him to be able to see in the dark and scare the shit out of people because they just see two glowing green eyes! I want him to eat raw meat in front of the other ninjas only for them to question him! I want Nya to try and have a heart-to-heart with him about making pillow forts in the living room when everyone’s trying to sleep, and she’s like: Lloyd my sweet innocent little baby brother- and then he cuts her off with the: I eat people Nya. I want him to start shedding his skin out of nowhere and for everyone around him to be like what the fuck is happening!!?? I want him to bite someone and for them to get poisoned because he’s venomous! I want him to bite through metal! I want him to be able to track people through sent like a goddamn bloodhound! I want him to hang from the ceiling by his tail like a bat! I need more Cryptid Lloyd!