This Ride Was My Jam!

This ride was my jam!

Now the Zipper…that ride could fuck right off.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

The female orgasm is usually harder to achieve. The thought about a man being so devoted and intent on giving her pleasure, going out of his way refining his methods, learning what feels good and asking her what she wants is the sexiest thing on earth.

Bonus points if he gets off from making her come. 👌

Now where do we find us a man like that?...

Hey, now…you started this fire. I only poured gasoline all over it.

*COMING SOON* - The Best of Everything   ||   A Modern!Ivar AU

Damn you, @leilabeaux

I love you, boo

A modern!Ivar AU

Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.

But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.

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bonus points if someone comes in and interrupts you and you have to start all over.

What thoughts? I don’t know what you mean. 😅😅😅

not to be horny on main but arnas is one of the hottest man i have even seen