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Vikings fic: The Best of Everything || modern!Ivar x reader
A modern!Ivar AU
Ivar x f!reader
CW: swearing, lots of bad language and shit talking, threats and verbal abuse, standover tactics, intimidation. Mentions of gentrification.
Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.
But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.
Thank you to @leilabeaux for the inspiration and cheerleading, and help storyboarding. You’re an absolute treasure, sis.
Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @youbloodymadgenius @serasvictoria @quantumlocked310 @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom @teishalicious @heavenly1927 @oldglitterstory @pomegranates-and-blood @ivarsgard @lordsexmachine @quietborderline @xbellaxcarolinax @aprilivar @carlandonorri-s @theanxietyqueen17 @illyrianhighfaerie @crazybunnyladysworld @funmadnessandbadassvikings @onyxskeleton29 @katfett @grimeundglow @beware-thecrow @zuxiezendler @southernbe @love-all-things-writing @a5hl3y5ibley @alicedopey @oddsnendsfanfics @ecarroll1978 @ritual-unions-gotme @mrsalwayswrite @peaceisadirtyword @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou @youbelongeverywhere @that-virgo-witch
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Chapter One
There’s a whiteboard above one end of the bar, covered in writing. Most of them are motivational quotes, scrawled in all different kinds of handwriting. Some are funny, some are poignant, but there’s one that stands out to you:
The happiest of people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.
It’s kind of your life motto. Well, that and something about glasses being neither half-empty or half-full; they’re always refillable. And yeah, it’s cliched, it’s corny, but it’s kind of true.
This bar isn’t much, but it’s yours. It started out as your dad’s. You lived in the flat above the bar until you turned fifteen and went away to school, and all your childhood memories revolve around this place.
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Hey, now…you started this fire. I only poured gasoline all over it.
*COMING SOON* - The Best of Everything || A Modern!Ivar AU
Damn you, @leilabeaux
I love you, boo
A modern!Ivar AU
Synopsis: Your dad’s bar is a local landmark, your pride and joy, your livelihood. But Lothbrok Developments also has it in their sights. You’ve managed to resist their dirty standover tactics for months now, but when their infamous CEO Ivar Lothbrok gets involved do you even stand a chance? A fiercely independent and practiced businesswoman, you’re stubborn as hell with a reckless tendency to speak your mind, so you like to think you can handle anything the blue-eyed businessman throws at you.
But, in reality, you know it’s never that easy to resist temptation.
Tag team: @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @youbloodymadgenius @serasvictoria @quantumlocked310 @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom @teishalicious @heavenly1927 @oldglitterstory @pomegranates-and-blood @ivarsgard @lordsexmachine @quietborderline @xbellaxcarolinax @aprilivar @carlandonorri-s @theanxietyqueen17 @illyrianhighfaerie @crazybunnyladysworld @funmadnessandbadassvikings @onyxskeleton29 @katfett @grimeundglow @beware-thecrow @zuxiezendler @southernbe @love-all-things-writing @a5hl3y5ibley @alicedopey @oddsnendsfanfics @ecarroll1978 @ritual-unions-gotme @mrsalwayswrite @peaceisadirtyword @revolution-starter @peachyboneless @pokeasleepingsmaug @istorkyou
You’re the most recognised and internationally praised superhero, but you don’t fight any crime. Instead, you use your powers over stone and metal to repair the damage caused by the catastrophic fights other heroes get into.
bonus points if someone comes in and interrupts you and you have to start all over.
Writer Permission Slip
Go as slowly as you need to in order to complete your writing project(s).
Prioritize other responsibilities if necessary. It’s okay.
Prioritize rest and self-care if necessary. It’s okay.
Re-write those 6k words you slaved over for weeks. It’s okay.
Slog through that boggy, swampy middle you always dread. It’s okay.
Writing fast is often glorified in the writing community. But some people just physically cannot do that for whatever reason. It’s perfectly okay to write slowly.
What thoughts? I don’t know what you mean. 😅😅😅
not to be horny on main but arnas is one of the hottest man i have even seen
Well hellur there! 😏
I am looking respectfully I am openly objectifying
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
A Beautiful Chaos: Entropy || AHA for Pride Month 2021 (explicit) Part 2/3
This is part of the Beautiful Chaos ‘verse, which you can find in full here. It’s doesn’t necessarily fit in anywhere in particular in that list, so you could read this quite easily on its own.
Synopsis: finding someone who can help you find your inner wildness is sometimes the best way to find your inner peace.
CW: heavy R18+ for sexual content (dom/sub dynamic, orgasm denial, anal play, sex toys, F/F/M, M/M/F, oral, M/F, dirty talk) language, discussion of LGBTQIA+ issues, experimentation, coming out.
Notes: This is for my love, @southernbe who hassled me periodically about writing more. It was the kick up the ass I needed. Thanks babe! Thank you also to @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie and @leilabeaux who ironed out the clangs.
Tag team: @southernbe @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom @live-love-loki @grimeundglow @ecarroll1978 @oldglitterstory @leilabeaux @heavenly1927 @katfett
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This was my face when I first gave it a read through.
A Beautiful Chaos: We Were Ruinous Together || AHA for Pride Month 2021 (explicit) Part 1/3
Peeps, I don’t even know what this is. It’s a bit self-indulgent, a bit of Pride Celebration, and a whooooooole lotta filth. So like, read the content warnings, please.
This is part of the Beautiful Chaos ‘verse, which you can find in full here. It’s doesn’t necessarily fit in anywhere in particular in that list, so you could read this quite easily on its own.
Synopsis: finding someone who can help you find your inner wildness is sometimes the best way to find your inner peace.
CW: heavy R18+ for sexual content (anal play, sex toys, F/F/M, M/M/F, oral, M/F, dirty talk) language, discussion of LGBTQIA+ issues, experimentation, coming out.
Notes: This is for my love, @southernbe who hassled me periodically about writing more. It was the kick up the ass I needed. Thanks babe! Thank you also to @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie and @leilabeaux who ironed out the clangs.
Title from a quote by Margaret Atwood.
Tag team: @southernbe @deans-ch-ch-cherrypie @alexhandersen-marcoilsoe-fandom @live-love-loki @grimeundglow @ecarroll1978 @oldglitterstory @leilabeaux @heavenly1927 @katfett
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I may or may not had a small blurb/outline written for the In My Sights ‘verse involving the first idea.
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
This tweet totally describes me
The female orgasm is usually harder to achieve. The thought about a man being so devoted and intent on giving her pleasure, going out of his way refining his methods, learning what feels good and asking her what she wants is the sexiest thing on earth.
Bonus points if he gets off from making her come. 👌
Now where do we find us a man like that?...
Raise your hand if you knew which version of Happy Birthday they were singing even before you opened the video.
This ride was my jam!
Now the Zipper…that ride could fuck right off.
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
As I’ve said before, I would just put my bonnet on him, close my eyes, and enjoy the ride.
Uhhhh
Fanfic Writer’s problem #214234524399
Me: I want to write a quick PWP for this very specific sex thing
Also me: I’m 5k in. They’ve only now met for the first time, and instantly disliked each other
“In 1984, when Ruth Coker Burks was 25 and a young mother living in Arkansas, she would often visit a hospital to care for a friend with cancer.
During one visit, Ruth noticed the nurses would draw straws, afraid to go into one room, its door sealed by a big red bag. She asked why and the nurses told her the patient had AIDS.
On a repeat visit, and seeing the big red bag on the door, Ruth decided to disregard the warnings and sneaked into the room.
In the bed was a skeletal young man, who told Ruth he wanted to see his mother before he died. She left the room and told the nurses, who said, “Honey, his mother’s not coming. He’s been here six weeks. Nobody’s coming!”
Ruth called his mother anyway, who refused to come visit her son, who she described as a “sinner” and already dead to her, and that she wouldn’t even claim his body when he died.
“I went back in his room and when I walked in, he said, “Oh, momma. I knew you’d come”, and then he lifted his hand. And what was I going to do? So I took his hand. I said, “I’m here, honey. I’m here”, Ruth later recounted.
Ruth pulled a chair to his bedside, talked to him
and held his hand until he died 13 hours later.
After finally finding a funeral home that would his body, and paying for the cremation out of her own savings, Ruth buried his ashes on her family’s large plot.
After this first encounter, Ruth cared for other patients. She would take them to appointments, obtain medications, apply for assistance, and even kept supplies of AIDS medications on hand, as some pharmacies would not carry them.
Ruth’s work soon became well known in the city and she received financial assistance from gay bars, “They would twirl up a drag show on Saturday night and here’d come the money. That’s how we’d buy medicine, that’s how we’d pay rent. If it hadn’t been for the drag queens, I don’t know what we would have done”, Ruth said.
Over the next 30 years, Ruth cared for over 1,000 people and buried more than 40 on her family’s plot most of whom were gay men whose families would not claim their ashes.
For this, Ruth has been nicknamed the ‘Cemetery Angel’.”— by Ra-Ey Saley
I’m just picturing a younger version of Meryl Streep’s character in It’s Complicated who finally is getting the kitchen of her dreams.
Except it’s not complicated, she definitely wants to bang the contractor and her exhusband can go to hell.
so this weekend I’m redoing the flooring in my house, tearing up carpet and laying the wood and just hear me out on this thought:
contractor alex høgh andersen.
shirtless, sweaty, sporting a tool belt and a pencil behind his ear, measuring twice and cutting once, listening to classic rock & blues while he works. swearing once or twice when he inevitably hits his knee against something.
coming home and thinking he has to work on something around the house but instead you’re on your knees to help him relax.