Youre The Most Recognised And Internationally Praised Superhero, But You Dont Fight Any Crime. Instead,

You’re the most recognised and internationally praised superhero, but you don’t fight any crime. Instead, you use your powers over stone and metal to repair the damage caused by the catastrophic fights other heroes get into.

no one told me the butterflies were this violent

i love her indefinitely

Well hellur there! 😏

I am looking respectfully I am openly objectifying

The female orgasm is usually harder to achieve. The thought about a man being so devoted and intent on giving her pleasure, going out of his way refining his methods, learning what feels good and asking her what she wants is the sexiest thing on earth.

Bonus points if he gets off from making her come. 👌

Now where do we find us a man like that?...

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

This tweet totally describes me