Nsfw Snippet For Ivar Going Down On Reader While Shes On The Phone With A Friend And She Has To Try To

Nsfw snippet for Ivar going down on reader while shes on the phone with a friend and she has to try to keep it together

Warnings: NSFW content below

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Ivar’s starting to get irritated. You’ve been on the phone with your friend for almost an hour now and you haven’t even looked at him. He wants attention. And the only way he’s gonna get it is if he forces you to pay attention to him. 

And you’re just wearing panties... 

He smirks as his plan starts formulating in his mind and he turns to hover over you. When he does, your eyes snap over to him and you raise an eyebrow at him. He doesn’t say anything as he shifts down and kisses the top of your thigh before pushing them apart. That’s when you see the wicked look in his eyes. 

You gasp loudly as his runs his tongue up the inside of your tight. “Yeah, I’m fine,” you whisper when your friend asks if you’re alright after hearing you gasp. “I’m free on Thursday, if you want to get coffee or something,” you carry on with the conversation, thinking that you can end it as you watch Ivar pull down your panties. 

But Thursday won’t work for her. And she starts ranting about how she’ll be busy practically all week and about what she’s doing. But you’re not listening because you’re trying to keep it together while Ivar licks up your slit. 

You have a hand covering your mouth and hold the phone a little bit away from you as you moan into your hand. “Uh-huh,” you mutter when you’re supposed to respond to your friend, slowly breathing out as you suppress a moan, Ivar’s tongue dipping into your folds and he groans against you making your tremble at the vibration on your cunt. 

“How long do you think you can keep it together?” he wickedly chuckles, licking at your clit and he slowly inserts two fingers into your hole. 

Your eyes roll back and you’re suddenly glad this isn’t a video call because other she would have seen you throw your head back and your mouth falling open in pleasure. “Listen, I have to go. My phone’s gonna die and I have to find I charger. I’ll call you back later. Bye,” you quickly say, waiting for her to say bye to you as well so that you don’t give something away. 

When she does, you end the call and place your phone to the side and let out a loud moan that has been growing in the back of your throat. “You’re an asshole,” you mutter, gripping his hair as he begins to pump his fingers into you. 

“I was getting bored,” he states, looking up at you to take in your expression. You can only moan as his lips return to your clit and you arch your back to press yourself against his mouth.

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John Mulaney and I were laughing about this new futuristic Facebook-like social media that had way too descriptive friendship types like, “relative I only know about but never met,” and, “we´re friends only for the online pictures.”

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When Heathen King Meets Christian Queen

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Pairing: Ivar x Reader

Word Count: 1492

Summary: Ivar finds more than just gold when he raids the Kingdom of Powys.

Warnings: None.

Author’s Note: Oh, looky! I’m back with another one about my new favorite couple. And I’m also back with my bad titles :) Figured I should go back to when our couple first met. It’s not quite an easy start.

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“Who is she?” Ivar questioned the eleven prisoners kneeled before him, the last of King Fremund’s men sent from Gwynedd to help defend the Kingdom of Powys. Even with the swords and knives held against their necks, they stayed silent much like the stubborn woman in his tent. “Am I not speaking the right language? Maybe we should start ripping you open slowly, one by one, until I can get my point across.”

The shudder he heard let him know that he was being understood clearly but still no one spoke. He signaled to one of his men to commence cutting into the first prisoner in line while he went over to stand next to Hvitserk, hoping he’d get some answers soon.

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My short self trying to get into that tub:

Rustic home in America / photos by Matthew Williams

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Well, sex releases endorphins. He’s just trying to relieve his pain in the most natural way! 😆

Photographs, Cuddles and Hot Cocoa (Modern!Ivar x reader)

A/N: Happy birthday, @flowers-in-your-hayr​ 🎉 May your day be the most beautiful! 🌺 Hope you’ll enjoy this silly thing I wrote. And @maggiescarborough​, thank you for planning this special challenge.

Of course, I chose an Ivar’s moodboard. And now it’s Christmas in May 🎄

Once again, I wholeheartedly thank you, @inforapound​. You’re the best beta ever. And my friend 🌷

Obviously, the moodboard belongs to you, @flowers-in-your-hayr​ 😉

Summary: You’re tired and wanted to cuddle but Ivar’s got other plans. You’re not thrilled.

Warnings: fluff with no plot; Ivar may be a little OOC, sorry about that.

Words: 2066

“Ivar, where are we?”

Looking around, frowning, you don’t even try to hide how annoyed you are, your head resting against the car window. He gives you an amused smile, the pad of his thumb stroking your cheek.

“You don’t remember? I thought you’d recognize this place.”

He seems slightly disappointed, which doesn’t help your mood. Because you should be the disappointed one. Well, you probably are. More disappointed than he is, anyway.

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A/N - This was inspired by this fabulous moodboard created by the talented @flowers-in-your-hayr​ and the event created by @maggiescarborough​. Happiest of birthdays Gabi. There won’t be much plot; this is a shameful excuse to get freaky with Floki. Will be two, maybe three chapters. 

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