Im Just Dying Laughing Imagining Myself Transported In That Time. If Im Lucky Enough To Not Be Eaten

I’m just dying laughing imagining myself transported in that time. If I’m lucky enough to not be eaten by a bear, I’m sure the Ragnarssons would be confused over me trying to start a fire.

Ivar- why are you rubbing those two sticks together?

Me- ::crying because I’m freezing to death and no one will give me their fur coat:: I’m trying to start a fire! I quit Girl Scouts when I was still a brownie and they only taught us how to sell cookies!!

Hvitserk- Uh....?

And would I be transported with period appropriate clothes? Or would I be in my tank top and leggings? And if I lose my glasses, I’d be slightly fucked.

I’ll try to keep this idea in the back of my head!

Wondering how long I could survive in Vikings. What if I somehow got transported back in time, and tried to understand Norse and end up offending someone by saying something wrong? Would I freeze in the harsh climate? Pretty sure I’d run through the woods and run into some of the Ragnarssons, and who knows what they would do next. I wish someone could write me a fic like that, with noncon and stuff.... I’m personally a virgin, but idk I like reading stuff like that tbh.

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Dear Black people,

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I have a confession: I love this man’s hands and his thick fingers. I think about them a lot. 😅

💔

Harald needs to relax and maybe try to find a new wife. 😆

Forging A Heart (Ivar the Boneless) Heir

Pairing: Ivar x Artemis (OFC)

Word Count: 1671

Warnings: Corny

Inheritance

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Keep reading

It will get done eventually...I swear!

WHAT ARE WE?!

WRITERS!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WRITE!!!!!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!

((Disgruntled muttering))

I got to that last pic and I’m like “damn, he a snack!” and then started cracking up when I read your caption!

He protect

He attack

But mostly importantly

He's a snack!