Yooo Did I Just Write For Someone Who Isn't Simon :000000 Yes I Did. This Is Inspired By This Specific

Yooo did I just write for someone who isn't Simon :000000 Yes I did. This is inspired by this specific image, but doesn't necessarily play during this moment. I might make this a regular thing but I can't promise anything!

All kept gender-neutral

Your eyes scan across his face, over the cuts and bruises that are slowly beginning to heal, the black eye that’s starting to disappear, barely visible in the darkness of the room. Some of his hair is falling into his face, and you debate moving it away, but decide against it, not wanting to wake him up. It’s the first night in a while that he’s actually getting proper sleep, and you’d hate yourself if you messed it up. He deserves a break for once, some peace and quiet. You watch as his chest rises and falls slowly, if you concentrate enough you can even hear his breath. It’s a quiet, peaceful moment, something that’s sadly grown foreign ever since the start of you spending time with him. 

One of his arms is outstretched a little, and you subconsciously reach for his hand, but catch yourself just in time. It’s not that you don’t want to get closer, you just don’t want to disturb him is all. You decide that it’ll be much easier if you turn around, facing away from him, and it is, for a few minutes at least, because soon after you’ve turned around you can feel him move behind you, then he slings one of his arms over you, the other going beneath you, caging you against him as his head rests at the back of your neck. You can feel his breathing, the rhythm still the same, signaling that he’s not awake. Your heart is racing and you don’t know what to do. You take a deep breath and try to force yourself to relax, which proves to be easier than anticipated, because not long after you’re already drifting off yourself.

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The past 2 days I have (along with the amazing Wayne discord you should 10000% join btw) watched all of Wayne. % episodes yesterday and 5 the day before.

Now me being me, I took screenshots.

668 in total infact.

This isn't even all of them.

I then spent an hour cropping them and deleting ones that were blurry/by accident.

Which leaves us with 286 final screenshots.

I deleted 382 screenshots.

If anyone needs a screenshot of a scene, just ask, I probably have it (as long as it's Wayne)

~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret

Welcome to this years Valentines Day posts! (if I don't post smth else tmrw (it's 1am it's technically still today) that I get the idea for) The idea is simple: the TikTok trend of screaming loving things in an angry voice and different language at your S/O! And since I want to, it'll be in Italian, with not 1! BUT 2 CHARACTERSSS That's right, both Show Simon, as well as Wayne are getting one! :D Without further ado, here's Wayne!

All kept gender-neutral

You had invited Wayne along to your annual family get-together, as per your parents request, because your family that lived away wanted to meet him

Thing is, your extended family is from Italy, mom's side specifically, and the older the relatives get, the less English they understand. Most of them only know Italian.

Wayne, however, does not.

You've taught him the very basics, like hello, thank you, goodbye, but it's infinitely harder when your relatives speak as fast as Auctioners.

So you act as the main translator for the day. Not that you mind, of course, you knew this was gonna happen

What you didn't expect, was one of your cousins to come up to you while you're with your mom, grandma and aunt and tells you you have to try something right now

They then show you a video of someone screaming very loving things in an angry voice at their partners. You immediately know what they mean, and everyone in the room supports you.

You decide to do it away from your family, though, since you don't want to make him uncomfortable, so you wait until most of them are gone and you're both sitting outside on a bench together, cuddled up

"È solo che ti amo così tanto!" ("I just love you so much!") You say, not too loud but still with an 'angry' tone

Wayne gets a little tense, and you feel a little bad

"Mi rendi così felice che è incredibile." ("You make me so happy it's unbelievable") you say, calmer this time. He's less tense, but still just as confused. But his face is too cute to stop

"Did I do something?" he asks

"Sei così carino, ecco cosa stai facendo!" ("You're looking this cute that's what you're doing!") you put your hands on his cheeks and smush them a little

"Dio, voglio solo baciarti tutto il tempo" ("God, I just want to kiss you all the time") and you do, which he accpets but it still confuses him

"Sei semplicemente troppo carino! Non voglio mai lasciarti andare!" ("You're just too cute! I don't ever want to let you go!")

He takes your hands off his cheeks and takes a breath, then very shakily and usure says "Ti.... amo... tanto....? Is that right?" ("I love you a lot")

You almost die of cuteness right there

"Oh my god that's adorable! Ti amo di più Tesoro!" ("I love you more, honey!") you throw your arms around him

He smiles and blushes "Your mom taught me that."

He then reaches into his pocket. "Your cousin told me to tell you this, but I don't think I can. What does it say?" he hands you a piece of paper

'Tell her: dovresti insegnarmi di più stasera ;)'

You don't have the heart to tell him what it means

The last one you can look up yourself ;) Happy Valentine's Day everyone ❤️

~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret

He lives in my head rent free!!!!!!

LOOK AT WHAT @pine-ferret DREW FGOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH MY GOD IM DYING ITS SO CUTTETEEEEEEEEEEE

THANK YOU PINE YOU'RE SO AMAZINGGG