Wayne Mccullough X Reader - Tumblr Posts
Grouping them together for convenience
BOOK SIMON
~Headcanons~
Dating headcanons
If he hadn't died (headcanons)
SHOW SIMON
~Headcanons~
His money
Streamer S/O
Comfort
Cosplayer S/O
Kitty
Extrovert S/O
Not Safe for Work
Anniversary
Anime
Music
Snow
Love languages
Wealthy S/O
Parents' opinions
Christmas
Reassurance
Periodt
Injury
Sickness
Clingy
One of those days
Concert
SFW Alphabet
NSFW Alphabet
If I could
Athlete SO
Obsessive
Pyromaniac
Kisses
Yandere SO
Halloween
Surprise kisses
Valentine's Day 2024
~One Shots / Imagines~
Check
Sneaking in
Agent
C0D3
Flinch
I love you
Party
Child
Off-script
Little Lucy
~Other~
Love Sucks (PLAYLIST)
Love Sucks (PART 1)
Love Sucks (PART 2)
Love Sucks (PART 3)
Camera roll
Social Media
~Smut Prompts~
#1 "Let me see those eyes"
#18 "Swallow"
~Kiss prompts~
#14 "Morning kisses to wake them up and night kisses to make them sleep"
~We're not friends.~
Masterlist
BOTH
Big puppy
Peaceful
Valentine's Day 2024
Yooo did I just write for someone who isn't Simon :000000 Yes I did. This is inspired by this specific image, but doesn't necessarily play during this moment. I might make this a regular thing but I can't promise anything!
All kept gender-neutral
Your eyes scan across his face, over the cuts and bruises that are slowly beginning to heal, the black eye that’s starting to disappear, barely visible in the darkness of the room. Some of his hair is falling into his face, and you debate moving it away, but decide against it, not wanting to wake him up. It’s the first night in a while that he’s actually getting proper sleep, and you’d hate yourself if you messed it up. He deserves a break for once, some peace and quiet. You watch as his chest rises and falls slowly, if you concentrate enough you can even hear his breath. It’s a quiet, peaceful moment, something that’s sadly grown foreign ever since the start of you spending time with him.
One of his arms is outstretched a little, and you subconsciously reach for his hand, but catch yourself just in time. It’s not that you don’t want to get closer, you just don’t want to disturb him is all. You decide that it’ll be much easier if you turn around, facing away from him, and it is, for a few minutes at least, because soon after you’ve turned around you can feel him move behind you, then he slings one of his arms over you, the other going beneath you, caging you against him as his head rests at the back of your neck. You can feel his breathing, the rhythm still the same, signaling that he’s not awake. Your heart is racing and you don’t know what to do. You take a deep breath and try to force yourself to relax, which proves to be easier than anticipated, because not long after you’re already drifting off yourself.
~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret
Welcome to this years Valentines Day posts! (if I don't post smth else tmrw (it's 1am it's technically still today) that I get the idea for) The idea is simple: the TikTok trend of screaming loving things in an angry voice and different language at your S/O! And since I want to, it'll be in Italian, with not 1! BUT 2 CHARACTERSSS That's right, both Show Simon, as well as Wayne are getting one! :D Without further ado, here's Wayne!
All kept gender-neutral
You had invited Wayne along to your annual family get-together, as per your parents request, because your family that lived away wanted to meet him
Thing is, your extended family is from Italy, mom's side specifically, and the older the relatives get, the less English they understand. Most of them only know Italian.
Wayne, however, does not.
You've taught him the very basics, like hello, thank you, goodbye, but it's infinitely harder when your relatives speak as fast as Auctioners.
So you act as the main translator for the day. Not that you mind, of course, you knew this was gonna happen
What you didn't expect, was one of your cousins to come up to you while you're with your mom, grandma and aunt and tells you you have to try something right now
They then show you a video of someone screaming very loving things in an angry voice at their partners. You immediately know what they mean, and everyone in the room supports you.
You decide to do it away from your family, though, since you don't want to make him uncomfortable, so you wait until most of them are gone and you're both sitting outside on a bench together, cuddled up
"È solo che ti amo così tanto!" ("I just love you so much!") You say, not too loud but still with an 'angry' tone
Wayne gets a little tense, and you feel a little bad
"Mi rendi così felice che è incredibile." ("You make me so happy it's unbelievable") you say, calmer this time. He's less tense, but still just as confused. But his face is too cute to stop
"Did I do something?" he asks
"Sei così carino, ecco cosa stai facendo!" ("You're looking this cute that's what you're doing!") you put your hands on his cheeks and smush them a little
"Dio, voglio solo baciarti tutto il tempo" ("God, I just want to kiss you all the time") and you do, which he accpets but it still confuses him
"Sei semplicemente troppo carino! Non voglio mai lasciarti andare!" ("You're just too cute! I don't ever want to let you go!")
He takes your hands off his cheeks and takes a breath, then very shakily and usure says "Ti.... amo... tanto....? Is that right?" ("I love you a lot")
You almost die of cuteness right there
"Oh my god that's adorable! Ti amo di più Tesoro!" ("I love you more, honey!") you throw your arms around him
He smiles and blushes "Your mom taught me that."
He then reaches into his pocket. "Your cousin told me to tell you this, but I don't think I can. What does it say?" he hands you a piece of paper
'Tell her: dovresti insegnarmi di più stasera ;)'
You don't have the heart to tell him what it means
The last one you can look up yourself ;) Happy Valentine's Day everyone ❤️
~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret
We need more Wayne imagines tbh🤷♀️
Please anyone just anyone make more Wayne imagines I’m begging you. I’m feening😫.
Same
dear non-spanish speakers writing spiderverse fanfiction (or anything with spanglish),
in spanglish you don’t switch by word, you switch by phrase.
it’s not:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [second part of the sentence in english], mi amor.”
“[full english sentence], querida.”
it’s:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [segunda parte de la frase en español], mi amor.”
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also miles is boricua, miguel is mexican. they have two different accents and use different vocabulary for certain words.
also miles is “nyourican” - a puerto rican native to new york - while his mom is directly from the island, so there are differences there, too, because his spanish is more influence by new york english. 
here’s some good references that aren’t google translate (which usually pulls from spain, a country that speaks vastly differently from latin america)
SpanishDict
WordReference
here have some random videos on different slang/spanish accents:
Puerto Rico
Mexico (1) (2)
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in spanish most words are gendered, so most feminine words end in a and masculine/gender neutral words end in o. adding ito/ita makes something cuter, smaller and more affectionate.
spanish nicknames that aren’t “mi amor”
“querido/a” - darling
“cariño” - dear (always masculine regardless, of who its being said to)
“mi princesa/príncipe” - my prince/princess
“mi rey/reina” - my king/queen
“papí/mamí” - can be used in any way; romantic, sexual, familial for one’s parent or child, or just platonically
“tesoro” - treasure
also spanish is a language that uses adjectives as terms of affection both cute ones and ones that might sound insensitive in english
gordo (fat), flaco (skinny), negro (black), blanco (white), linda (pretty), bella (beautiful), morena (brown skin), etc.
and like most languages that are not english, spanish has multiple ways of saying i love you.
“te amo” - romantic
“te quiero” - familial, platonic (although there’s nothing wrong with using it romantically)
see also:
te adoro - i adore you
te deseo - i want you
te necesito - i need you
 and, of course, they can vary regionally too.
please use this because i have read a lot of really well written things that take me out of it because the use of spanglish is terrible. don’t just go on your presumptions that spanish/spanglish works in the same way that english does.
buena suerte, gringos.
- signed your friendly neighborhood afro-latina
