Hey Go Support My Mutuals Or I'll Set The Lemurs After You.

Hey go support my mutuals or I'll set the Lemurs after you.

CONOR KING APPRECIATION POST!!!!! He's so lovely and handsome and baby girl and he's my wife.

I'm literally just sitzing here, building in the Sims and saying "Cäh"

God I cannot stop just saying "Cäh"/"Cah" out loud (Car but how Wayne says it)

Cäh

Cäh

Das ma cäh

Lord save me xD

save me nerdy white boy... save me...

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Gowther: What do you mean you had 56 boyfriends? You told me you were a virgin till you got married to Elaine.

Ban: Hey, you can have a boyfriend without having to go all the way.

Gowther: You cannot! If that were true, Ban, that would mean you were a slut.

Meliodas: Oh, come on, Gowther, how can you say that? So the man had 56 boyfriends in one year. He's not a slut.

Ban: Thank you, Captain.

Meliodas: He is the slut. He's the Grand Pooh-Bah of Slutdom. He's the easiest man in this room. The slut is dead. Long live the slut.

All kept gender-neutral

Based on the show

Now we all know I like to apread the word that Simon is actually quite affectionate in private

And the fact that he will sneak in a kiss basically every 5 minutes, and eventhough you're used to it, he does sometimes surprise you because you're either focused on something else or you just don't expect it

But now, what if we swap the roles?

What if, one day, YOU decide to surprise kiss him?

No matter where you are it will catch him ny surprise, and he will blush and smile, but there are some differenced depending on where you are

If you're at home, oh he's kissing you right back, and it mostly ends in a make-out session (or more some days)

When you're with Janae and Maeve he will also kiss you back, but it won't go any further, one time it did sort of and Janae felt like she was gonna vomit (her words not mine)

At school, I feel like it'll affect him the most. Like, he'll get even more flushed and just get cute and mushy.

Ok this wasn't great but it's something. I'm lowkey in burnout and I hate it

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