All Kept Gender-neutral

All kept gender-neutral

Based on the show

Now we all know I like to apread the word that Simon is actually quite affectionate in private

And the fact that he will sneak in a kiss basically every 5 minutes, and eventhough you're used to it, he does sometimes surprise you because you're either focused on something else or you just don't expect it

But now, what if we swap the roles?

What if, one day, YOU decide to surprise kiss him?

No matter where you are it will catch him ny surprise, and he will blush and smile, but there are some differenced depending on where you are

If you're at home, oh he's kissing you right back, and it mostly ends in a make-out session (or more some days)

When you're with Janae and Maeve he will also kiss you back, but it won't go any further, one time it did sort of and Janae felt like she was gonna vomit (her words not mine)

At school, I feel like it'll affect him the most. Like, he'll get even more flushed and just get cute and mushy.

Ok this wasn't great but it's something. I'm lowkey in burnout and I hate it

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@eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret

waking up to this would solve every single one of my problems

Welcome to this years Valentines Day posts! (if I don't post smth else tmrw (it's 1am it's technically still today) that I get the idea for) The idea is simple: the TikTok trend of screaming loving things in an angry voice and different language at your S/O! And since I want to, it'll be in Italian, with not 1! BUT 2 CHARACTERSSS That's right, both Show Simon, as well as Wayne are getting one! :D Without further ado, here's Wayne!

All kept gender-neutral

You had invited Wayne along to your annual family get-together, as per your parents request, because your family that lived away wanted to meet him

Thing is, your extended family is from Italy, mom's side specifically, and the older the relatives get, the less English they understand. Most of them only know Italian.

Wayne, however, does not.

You've taught him the very basics, like hello, thank you, goodbye, but it's infinitely harder when your relatives speak as fast as Auctioners.

So you act as the main translator for the day. Not that you mind, of course, you knew this was gonna happen

What you didn't expect, was one of your cousins to come up to you while you're with your mom, grandma and aunt and tells you you have to try something right now

They then show you a video of someone screaming very loving things in an angry voice at their partners. You immediately know what they mean, and everyone in the room supports you.

You decide to do it away from your family, though, since you don't want to make him uncomfortable, so you wait until most of them are gone and you're both sitting outside on a bench together, cuddled up

"È solo che ti amo così tanto!" ("I just love you so much!") You say, not too loud but still with an 'angry' tone

Wayne gets a little tense, and you feel a little bad

"Mi rendi così felice che è incredibile." ("You make me so happy it's unbelievable") you say, calmer this time. He's less tense, but still just as confused. But his face is too cute to stop

"Did I do something?" he asks

"Sei così carino, ecco cosa stai facendo!" ("You're looking this cute that's what you're doing!") you put your hands on his cheeks and smush them a little

"Dio, voglio solo baciarti tutto il tempo" ("God, I just want to kiss you all the time") and you do, which he accpets but it still confuses him

"Sei semplicemente troppo carino! Non voglio mai lasciarti andare!" ("You're just too cute! I don't ever want to let you go!")

He takes your hands off his cheeks and takes a breath, then very shakily and usure says "Ti.... amo... tanto....? Is that right?" ("I love you a lot")

You almost die of cuteness right there

"Oh my god that's adorable! Ti amo di più Tesoro!" ("I love you more, honey!") you throw your arms around him

He smiles and blushes "Your mom taught me that."

He then reaches into his pocket. "Your cousin told me to tell you this, but I don't think I can. What does it say?" he hands you a piece of paper

'Tell her: dovresti insegnarmi di più stasera ;)'

You don't have the heart to tell him what it means

The last one you can look up yourself ;) Happy Valentine's Day everyone ❤️

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VALENTINES CURTESY OF THE WAYNE DISCORD

Join us!

Hey go support my mutuals or I'll set the Lemurs after you.

CONOR KING APPRECIATION POST!!!!! He's so lovely and handsome and baby girl and he's my wife.

The past 2 days I have (along with the amazing Wayne discord you should 10000% join btw) watched all of Wayne. % episodes yesterday and 5 the day before.

Now me being me, I took screenshots.

668 in total infact.

This isn't even all of them.

I then spent an hour cropping them and deleting ones that were blurry/by accident.

Which leaves us with 286 final screenshots.

I deleted 382 screenshots.

If anyone needs a screenshot of a scene, just ask, I probably have it (as long as it's Wayne)

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