Welcome To This Years Valentines Day Post! (if I Don't Post Smth Else Tmrw (it's 1am It's Technically

Welcome to this years Valentines Day post! (if I don't post smth else tmrw (it's 1am it's technically still today) that I get the idea for) The idea is simple: the TikTok trend of screaming loving things in an angry voice and different language at your S/O! And since I want to, it'll be in Italian, with not 1! 2 CHARACTERSSS That's right, both Show Simon, as well as Wayne are getting one! :D Without further ado, here's Show!Simon!

All kept gender-neutral

You had invited Simon along to your annual family get-together, as per your parents request, because your family that lived away wanted to meet him

Thing is, your extended family is from Italy, mom's side specifically, and the older the relatives get, the less English they understand. Most of them only know Italian.

Simon, however, does not.

He knows the very basics, like hello, thank you, goodbye, but it's infinitely harder when your relatives speak as fast as Auctioners.

So you act as the main translator for the day. Not that you mind, of course, you knew this was gonna happen

What you didn't expect, was one of your cousins to come up to you while you're with your mom, grandma and aunt and tells you you have to try something right now

They then show you a video of someone screaming very loving things in an angry voice at their partners. You immediately know what they mean, and everyone in the room supports you.

You decide to do it, going out into the livingroom where he's currently playing MarioKart with some of your younger cousins, one of which just hit him with a red shell

"Simon!" you yell. He almost drops his controller, you never shout at him. He turns to look at you. "Yes?"

"Sai quanto sei bella oggi?" ("Do you know how good you look today?")

Queue 😶

"What?"

"In qualche modo riesci ad avere un aspetto migliore ogni volta che ti vedo!" ("You somehow manage to look better every time I see you!")

Your family is now also paying attention, your cousin has to cover their mouth to not laugh

Your dad's side, however, is almost as confused as Simon is

"Sweetheart I have no idea what you're saying." He tries to keep his attention on both you and the game, not wanting to lose but also not wanting to make you angrier

"Mio Dio, non sai quanto mi sento fortunato ad averti!" ("My god you don't know how lucky I feel to have you")

You can hear your grandmother starting to laugh from her chair

"Did I do something?" Simon looks around at your family, who are all trying not to laugh, some feeling bad for him

"Non riescono letteralmente a smettere di parlare di te, sta diventando piuttosto fastidioso." (They literally cannot stop talking about you, it's getting kind of annoying.) Your aunt then says

His look says 'shit now two of them'

It's when he looks like he's about to break that you stop, hugging him and kissing his cheek "You're fine, honey, Just a prank. You really ought to learn sometime"

"Già, forse potresti insegnargli qualcosa stasera a letto" your cousin jokes, before being hit over the head by your aunt "Stai zitto!" ("Shut up!")

The last ne you can go figure out yourselves ;) Happy Valentine's Day everyone ❤️

~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret

ok this is extremely self-indulgent BUT

I get a few of those...

Visual link posts for different fandoms

and as you can probably guess..........

should I make one?👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

He lives in my head rent free!!!!!!

The past 2 days I have (along with the amazing Wayne discord you should 10000% join btw) watched all of Wayne. % episodes yesterday and 5 the day before.

Now me being me, I took screenshots.

668 in total infact.

This isn't even all of them.

I then spent an hour cropping them and deleting ones that were blurry/by accident.

Which leaves us with 286 final screenshots.

I deleted 382 screenshots.

If anyone needs a screenshot of a scene, just ask, I probably have it (as long as it's Wayne)

~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret

EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME GO JOIN NOW OR BE CONSUMED BY A HORDE LF ANGRY LEMURS

Me and my friends made a WAYNE fan discord server! You should join!! (we have sing street stuff if thats ur style)

YALL OH MY GOOD LOOK WE MADE IT

WE'RE FAMOUS

IF THIS ISNT REASON ENOUGH TO JOIN THE DISCORD I DONT KNOW WHAT IS

@eamons-redguitar @games2girlsdotcom MADE THEM GO SUPPORT THEM OH MY GOD