Welcome To This Years Valentines Day Post! (if I Don't Post Smth Else Tmrw (it's 1am It's Technically

Welcome to this years Valentines Day post! (if I don't post smth else tmrw (it's 1am it's technically still today) that I get the idea for) The idea is simple: the TikTok trend of screaming loving things in an angry voice and different language at your S/O! And since I want to, it'll be in Italian, with not 1! 2 CHARACTERSSS That's right, both Show Simon, as well as Wayne are getting one! :D Without further ado, here's Show!Simon!

All kept gender-neutral

You had invited Simon along to your annual family get-together, as per your parents request, because your family that lived away wanted to meet him

Thing is, your extended family is from Italy, mom's side specifically, and the older the relatives get, the less English they understand. Most of them only know Italian.

Simon, however, does not.

He knows the very basics, like hello, thank you, goodbye, but it's infinitely harder when your relatives speak as fast as Auctioners.

So you act as the main translator for the day. Not that you mind, of course, you knew this was gonna happen

What you didn't expect, was one of your cousins to come up to you while you're with your mom, grandma and aunt and tells you you have to try something right now

They then show you a video of someone screaming very loving things in an angry voice at their partners. You immediately know what they mean, and everyone in the room supports you.

You decide to do it, going out into the livingroom where he's currently playing MarioKart with some of your younger cousins, one of which just hit him with a red shell

"Simon!" you yell. He almost drops his controller, you never shout at him. He turns to look at you. "Yes?"

"Sai quanto sei bella oggi?" ("Do you know how good you look today?")

Queue 😶

"What?"

"In qualche modo riesci ad avere un aspetto migliore ogni volta che ti vedo!" ("You somehow manage to look better every time I see you!")

Your family is now also paying attention, your cousin has to cover their mouth to not laugh

Your dad's side, however, is almost as confused as Simon is

"Sweetheart I have no idea what you're saying." He tries to keep his attention on both you and the game, not wanting to lose but also not wanting to make you angrier

"Mio Dio, non sai quanto mi sento fortunato ad averti!" ("My god you don't know how lucky I feel to have you")

You can hear your grandmother starting to laugh from her chair

"Did I do something?" Simon looks around at your family, who are all trying not to laugh, some feeling bad for him

"Non riescono letteralmente a smettere di parlare di te, sta diventando piuttosto fastidioso." (They literally cannot stop talking about you, it's getting kind of annoying.) Your aunt then says

His look says 'shit now two of them'

It's when he looks like he's about to break that you stop, hugging him and kissing his cheek "You're fine, honey, Just a prank. You really ought to learn sometime"

"Già, forse potresti insegnargli qualcosa stasera a letto" your cousin jokes, before being hit over the head by your aunt "Stai zitto!" ("Shut up!")

The last ne you can go figure out yourselves ;) Happy Valentine's Day everyone ❤️

~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret

He lives in my head rent free!!!!!!

Welcome to this years Valentines Day posts! (if I don't post smth else tmrw (it's 1am it's technically still today) that I get the idea for) The idea is simple: the TikTok trend of screaming loving things in an angry voice and different language at your S/O! And since I want to, it'll be in Italian, with not 1! BUT 2 CHARACTERSSS That's right, both Show Simon, as well as Wayne are getting one! :D Without further ado, here's Wayne!

All kept gender-neutral

You had invited Wayne along to your annual family get-together, as per your parents request, because your family that lived away wanted to meet him

Thing is, your extended family is from Italy, mom's side specifically, and the older the relatives get, the less English they understand. Most of them only know Italian.

Wayne, however, does not.

You've taught him the very basics, like hello, thank you, goodbye, but it's infinitely harder when your relatives speak as fast as Auctioners.

So you act as the main translator for the day. Not that you mind, of course, you knew this was gonna happen

What you didn't expect, was one of your cousins to come up to you while you're with your mom, grandma and aunt and tells you you have to try something right now

They then show you a video of someone screaming very loving things in an angry voice at their partners. You immediately know what they mean, and everyone in the room supports you.

You decide to do it away from your family, though, since you don't want to make him uncomfortable, so you wait until most of them are gone and you're both sitting outside on a bench together, cuddled up

"È solo che ti amo così tanto!" ("I just love you so much!") You say, not too loud but still with an 'angry' tone

Wayne gets a little tense, and you feel a little bad

"Mi rendi così felice che è incredibile." ("You make me so happy it's unbelievable") you say, calmer this time. He's less tense, but still just as confused. But his face is too cute to stop

"Did I do something?" he asks

"Sei così carino, ecco cosa stai facendo!" ("You're looking this cute that's what you're doing!") you put your hands on his cheeks and smush them a little

"Dio, voglio solo baciarti tutto il tempo" ("God, I just want to kiss you all the time") and you do, which he accpets but it still confuses him

"Sei semplicemente troppo carino! Non voglio mai lasciarti andare!" ("You're just too cute! I don't ever want to let you go!")

He takes your hands off his cheeks and takes a breath, then very shakily and usure says "Ti.... amo... tanto....? Is that right?" ("I love you a lot")

You almost die of cuteness right there

"Oh my god that's adorable! Ti amo di più Tesoro!" ("I love you more, honey!") you throw your arms around him

He smiles and blushes "Your mom taught me that."

He then reaches into his pocket. "Your cousin told me to tell you this, but I don't think I can. What does it say?" he hands you a piece of paper

'Tell her: dovresti insegnarmi di più stasera ;)'

You don't have the heart to tell him what it means

The last one you can look up yourself ;) Happy Valentine's Day everyone ❤️

~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret

VALENTINES CURTESY OF THE WAYNE DISCORD

Join us!

Gowther: What do you mean you had 56 boyfriends? You told me you were a virgin till you got married to Elaine.

Ban: Hey, you can have a boyfriend without having to go all the way.

Gowther: You cannot! If that were true, Ban, that would mean you were a slut.

Meliodas: Oh, come on, Gowther, how can you say that? So the man had 56 boyfriends in one year. He's not a slut.

Ban: Thank you, Captain.

Meliodas: He is the slut. He's the Grand Pooh-Bah of Slutdom. He's the easiest man in this room. The slut is dead. Long live the slut.

God I cannot stop just saying "Cäh"/"Cah" out loud (Car but how Wayne says it)

Cäh

Cäh

Das ma cäh

Lord save me xD