And Now Presenting An All-female Great Comet Revival Cast Made By A Raging Lesbian. This Is The Slideshow

and now presenting an all-female great comet revival cast made by a raging lesbian. this is the slideshow i made and sent to my best friend. there is one (1) guy in the entire show and it is alex brightman as old prince bolkonsky and that’s just because i think he would be great in the role. some of these explanations don’t make a whole lot of sense but to be fair i did this on a whim whilst drinking on my couch. i have never claimed to be perfect.

Chocolate is not deadly to lycanthropes, but it can still make them sick, in the same way ice cream is bad for the lactose intolerant. That, of course, doesn't stop Enid from eating chocolate whenever possible, and that's why sometimes Wednesday wakes up at three in the morning with Enid dying in the bathroom with a tummy ache. Wednesday admires Enid's sadism.

Yoko, like every vampire, is allergic to garlic, but this does not stop her to eat garlic bread whenever the opportunity arises. Unlike Enid who has a direct reaction on her stomach, Yoko's allergy is manifested on the skin, and she gets all red and itchy.

Every time they promise not to do it again and every time they do it again. 

JASMINE CEPHAS JONES in HAMILTON (2020)

Morticia: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Weems: It was autocorrect.

Morticia: Autocorrect wrote “You’re so hot. Please step on me.”?

Weems: Yes.

She looks just like a dream the prettiest girl you've ever seen

Félix: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Agustín recently.

Julieta: No, Félix, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Félix: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Julieta: No! You’re the only one for me.

Félix: Is that so?

Julieta: I promise! Agustín and I are just dating, okay? He's my partner.

Félix: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Julieta: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Félix: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Julieta: Of course bro!

Félix: Bro...

Agustín: What the-