lemonmaid - God, Strike me now.
God, Strike me now.

I guess I'm a omegaverse writter now request and asks are open! 21 year old burnt out. they/them

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Lad HAPPY VERY LATE CHRISTMAS

lad HAPPY VERY LATE CHRISTMAS

HAPPY LATE NEW YEAR!!! Sorry babes lol.

Side note I need to start assigning anons, I would love to give yall the attention yall deserve, only with you're consent thou


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1 year ago
Thank You To Everyone Who Got Me To 10000 Likes!

Thank you to everyone who got me to 10000 likes!

I feel so appreciated yall thank you!! This made my morning! Remember my ask are open and I have the 500 followers celebration ask going on!!


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1 year ago

"I was reincarnated as a baby in a video game that I originally trapped in!"

Finally, the long wait sequel 😭

Warnings: fluff? Malleus is delulu

A/N: I've had to rewrite this four times due to my shit just not saving and I kinda got burned out and gaveup? I'm sorry if the ending looks rush, I will try to make a final at one point

"I Was Reincarnated As A Baby In A Video Game That I Originally Trapped In!"

"Sebek!!! Please for the love of the sevens, please quiet down! You're making the baby cry!"

"HOW CAN I? THERE IS A BABY IN THE WOODS! IT CAN BE A DEMON!".

Silver and Sebek bickering, it was almost reminiscing. Well if only they haven't left this place only a couple of hours ago just to re-land back into this place.

'Sliver, Sebek, please! I'm crying because I'm a fucking baby. Come on guys? Don't you recognize me?'

(Name) thought about it, if a couple of hours back in their world was only a few decades for this world- (Name)'s faced paled, 'Oh my God, do I even look the same? Do I have a tail or ears now? Lets just pray I have magic this time'.

"Maybe they're hungry?"

"Let's take them to Master!"

On the way to the castle, the two still bickered, leaving (Name) to remember what it was like before.

(Name) looked around, nothing looked too familiar but Silver and Sebek looked older. Silver had grown out his hair, holding it in a ponytail like Lilia. Sebek had also grown scales on the side of his face, like his grandfather. 'How long has time passed?' (Name) wondered.

Thunder was getting louder as they reach the castle, light spread in the sky. Causing (Name) to involuntary cry, 'Everything is so much louder as a baby' (Name) noted.

"Hey hey, shhhhh, it's okay little one, no more crocodile tears" Silver commented.

"STOP THAT"

"stop what"

"Puns!"

'Yep, just like old times' (Name) sighed.

As they reached the gate (Name) noticed that the Valley of Thorns wasn't so much a valley anymore but a fully flourished town, bustling with those old 1920 wind-up cars.

Sebek turned to Sliver, "stay here while I go fetch us a car, I don't think we could walk anymore with that thing hold us back".

As Sebek left it was just Silver and (Name), Silver had a sad look in his eye while looking at (Name). "You know it's kinda funny... we are kinda of the same".

Thunder roared in the sky. Sliver looked up to the clouds, "it seems like Malleus is upset again, maybe father cooked again" he chuckled.

'Silver has matured...' (Name) wanted to tell Sliver how proud they were, but all that came out was small cooing.

(Name) fell alseep in the car, their small baby mind and body made it exhausting to do anything, even thinking was exhausting.

"Hmm, they seem a bit malnourished". Lilia stared at the sleeping child.

Sebek scoffed, "Well of course, we found them in the labyrinth".

Malleus sat on his high thrown, watching the three bicker around the sleeping babe 'Reminds me of a certain tale'.

Malleus was uninterested, Sebek requesting an audience, rather demanding. Malleus could careless about a baby found in the middle of a labyrinth, he was more concerned about the shining light that came from said labyrinth. He thought about the perfect, he thought that they finally came back after all these years, maybe they had change their mind? Maybe they realized that this world was better than their own magicless, depressing, pathetic-

"Mallllleuus~ you're ruining that family relic we call throne with your nails".

Malleus scoffed, " I don't have time for this. Where is the perfect? Did you two come empty handed?".

Malleus's loud voice awoke (Name), startling them. Malleus aged like wine, his piercing green eye stared into their soul.

Sebek coughed before yanking (Name) out of Silver's arms. "Master! We found them where the light ended...... There was no perfect....".

Green magic engulfed their tiny body bring them close to Malleus.

"Now be careful Malleus~ they are just a babe".

As (Name) floated in the air, Malleus stared into their soul. "You're telling me... that this is all the sevens have blessed us with? How.... generous". Thunder echoed through the throne room, lighting flash. Sometimes (Name) forgot how powerful Malleus was. This was the man who could change the weather based on his mood.

As (Name) floated closer, the more scared they became, not of malleus but how utterly helpless they were, stuck in a baby's body.

"Hmmm, I smell no magic in them, but their eyes..... me of a certain human....from many years ago". (Name) floated into Malleus arms, his breathing hitched. Wrapping their tiny arms around the man, hugging him. Feeling his breathing change and how the storm that roared slowly soothed.

Malleus smiled fondly at (Name) their eyes locked.

"You shall be called "(Name)" in rememance to my dear friend, no, someone who was very dear to me. Now, now do not argue young one That is an honor. I have alot of respect for this name".

'How original Malleus'

"And you shall call me father aswell".

'WHAT' (Name) wailed.

The kingdom of thorns rejoiced when Malleus announced his new "hier", the kingdom could be heard throughout the night celebrating.

Malleus rocked (Name) back and forth as they slept.

Malleus looked at (Name) fondly, “How old do you think they are Lilia?”

Lilia sighed as he watched the celebration down below.

“I do not know, but I do know that the-”.

Malleus growled, “I do not care for what those old bag of”, he breathed, calming himself before he could awake (Name).

Lilia looked at the scene before him, reminding of himself in the past. Scared and alone with a baby, trying to fill a hole on his heart that was empty at the time.

“since the perfect’s birthday soon, that shall be (Name)’s new birthdate, (birthdate), that's soon, right Lilia? We must have a celebration!”.

Lilia sighed looking at the boy he could call a son, “I'll call the Rosehearts-”.

A celebration in deed, it reminding (Name) of that one scene in Shrek 2. No, it was that scene. A large red carpet to the entrance of the castle, the throne room decorated way to elegant for a baby's birthday, clothing to elegant for a mere child's birthday. (Name) watched boredly in Malleus lap, watching many make conversations. Some would occasionally walk up to the two, bow, leave a gift for (name) and walk away.

“Well look what that cat dragged in” Malleus teased.

‘Leona! Ruggie!’ (Name) involuntary cooed. The two obviously aged, while the Fae barely tinted. Leona’s hair gotten darker and Ruggie got taller.

“What poor person had the unfortunate to bed with a lizard?” Leona snickered.

Ruggie sighed, “Leona! Best behavior man-”

“Yes Leona, best behavior we wouldn't want another PR incident”. Malleus smiled.

‘election? I thought the Sunset Savannah was a monarchy? Is Leona trying to turn it to a democracy?’ (Name) was in deep thought, just how much has changed.

Lilia walked up to the three, “Boys couldn't you pick another day to brawl? Leona, hold your comments, aren't you trying to get supporters on your side for an election?”.

As (Name) was in deep thought, they were then host into Leona's arms.

"What's their name?"

"(Name)".

Leoma looked at Malleus with disgust and rage, "you think you can replace them!?".

Malleus glared, "I could never replace (Name) that is (Name)!".

Leona felt rage boil within him, staring down at (Name).

"Your scent... it smells like"

'Come on Leona, you can recognize me!'

"Like shit! Does anyone around here know how to take care of a baby? Their diaper is full!"

'DAMN IT'

"Stop that crying, you have no reason to cry".


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1 year ago

It's so dead at work, I'm currently catching up on drafts and asks. Found family's 💕💕

Keep boycotting 💕💕

1 year ago

Adopted Sibling! Kingscholar x Malleus

A/N a very small wip that I'm writing at work since it's been dead. Also slowly trying to get back into writing, so many requests! Thank you all!

Leona checking up on adopted sibling!(Reader) who was married off (more willingly) to Malleus. (Nb Reader)

Leona: "just promise not to have kids-"

(Reader): "about that-" *shly holds up baby dragon like an cat*

Leona: "what the hell is that".

(Reader): "you're nephew!"

Leona: *unamused* "nice pet, but don't joke about that".

(Reader): "why would I joke about this? Look he has my eyes!".

Leona: "how does that even work-".

Malleus: "Well when-"

Leona: *glaring* "I don't need the talk, but-"

*Baby or hatchling wraps it's body around Leona's arm*

(Reader): "aww he likes you"

Leona: "no how does that work? Both of you only got married five months ago-".


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1 year ago

HELLOOOOO IM SORRY, WHEN I SAW ONE OF YOUR POSTS THAT WAS YOU ASKING TO SEND ASKS ABT LOVE AND DEEPSPACE

I WANTED TO TALK ABT WITH SOMEONE ABOUT THE FIGHTING!

I just want to say

I absolutely hate using the claymore

Like as a spam gamer that just spams the attack button to chain attack stuff

The claymore is the bane of my existence because you need to get close and personal to them, and even though it deals *AoE* in some variations of the attacks, its just too slow T_T

The staff, for me, also has the same problem, like yey! You can heal your self, pog, BUT RAF'S TALENTS HEALS ME ANYWAY, AND I ALSO DODGE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS, SO WHATS THE HEALING GONNA DO TO ME 😭😭 Like might as well have spammed the attack button at the duration you could have dealth that damage over time with your talent.

The attack chain for the sword is sooo gooddd thooo, but you need braincells for that, so Guns for the win babbyyyyyy

That's all, thank you HAHAHAAH

oh my god!!!

Actually! I prefer using the claymore BUTT I did release when I played the Gun is better if you wanna finish a bounty on TIME a claymore is better for like harder bosses (with no time limit) it's DMG is WAYYY BETTER. (It's okay I'm a button spammer too).

I still haven't unlocked wand yet so I can't know for certain what I like using.

Sorry I'm a zayne lover, I'm downbad for childhood friends that come back sophisticated. Also Jumin lookalike (I'm still not over mystic messenger).

Again, I think someone put their whole pussy into this OTOME game.


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