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Yuu: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!

Jade, feeding the key to Floyd: Truly unfortunate.

Yuu: I can fit my whole world in my hand.

Malleus: Child of man that is impos-

Yuu: *Cups Malleus's face*

Malleus: *blush*

Leona: Listen, kid.

Jack: Please, call me Jack.

Leona: I’d rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

My sister legitimately said she'd sell me to the highest bidder to get this card 😑 @eynnwwyjth

Epel: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want!

Epel 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!

Ace: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest*

Yuu: We have heart?

Ace: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

Deuce: I literally can't believe I let you talk me into this.

Ace: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Leona: I’m going to get so much done today.

Ruggie: I’ll hold you to that.

*8 hours later*

Ruggie: So how much did you get done?

Leona: One thing.

Ruggie: Well, that’s one more than usual.

Yuu: And what do we say when we want something?

Grim: Give it to me, or i will burn you to a crisp.

Yuu: *frowns at Grim*

Grim: Give it to me, or my minion will burn you to a crisp?

Yuu: *sighs*

Jack: Why are you still up?

Yuu: *in their pajamas* And why are you in my dorm this late?

Jack: Don't change the subject.

Yuu: No. YOU don't start a debate with me.

Jack: ...

Jack: *blushes and rubbs the back of his head* I've brought you some midnight snacks.

Yuu: *their mood changed quickly* Gimme!

Yuu: Ace? How did you break your leg?

Ace: *with a large cast on his leg*  Do you see those school stairs?

Yuu: ..... Yes?

Ace: I didn't.

Someone draw this please-

Cater: I got you three matching bracelets, and you say I don't care about you guys. Womp, womp, womp.

Ace, Deuce, and Yuu: These are handcuffs.

Cater: Yeah, 'cause your partners in crime!

Vil: I never told you to train Yuu, I told you to protect Yuu!

Rook: Oui! Yuu's training will protect them, Roi du Poison!

Vil: But you turned Yuu into a bloody assassin!

Yuu: *has a bow and arrow aimed at Crowley through his office window as he sips tea* Assassin? I'm just making sure I survive this place.

Yuu: When I go to jail, I'm changing my name to mitochondria because -

Ace: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Yea, we get it.

Cater: OMG, YUU'S A GENIUS!

Trey: Uh- but can we concentrate on the fact that they said "when" and not "if".

Malleus: *kissing the top of Yuu's head* I’m heading out. I love you.

Yuu: *with a mouthful of toast* M’kay.

Malleus: …

Malleus: I love you.

Yuu: I heard ya. *takes another bite*

Malleus: *takes the toast out of their hand and walks away*

Yuu: Mmph!

Malleus: Now we can both spend the day empty and unhappy.

Yuu: *hurrying after him* I was kidding! I love you! Malleus!!

List of items I want to steal from the twst boys

Jamil: (nothing as of now)

Ace: Hoodie

Jack: sweater (and a cuddle)

!!!!!!!!

@kawaii-queen-kaiju

Yuu: i’m pretty sure that's illegal, Ace

Ace: I'm pretty sure we have a criminal with us. *points to Deuce*

Yuu: *dead pan* There's a big difference between a former delinquent and criminal.

So like, what part of Mallues birth celebrated? He is royalty so like did he get the circle of life treatment?

So was it after his mom gave birth to him as an egg? And (he) the egg was shown to the kingdom.

Or

After he hatched he was shown to the kingdom.

I also imagine that his shown off was very eventful, if I remember correctly Fae have a hard time reproducing (which is why they steal children). So what if they did both, like

"here is the egg!" *cheers* .

"here is the boy!" *bigger cheers*.

Idk I'm sick rn and like almost delirious.

Omg I was watching this and this made me think of Leona and Cheka.

Leona would be 15. I didn't find any name for Cheka's mom so I went with the name from Lion King.

Falena: "Oh my little brother! You must meet your nephew! You forgot to come to the ceremony!"

Leona: "whatever".

*Falena leaves*

Sarabi: *tackles Leona, pinning him to the ground* "watch your damn place kid, you're going to be this damn kids uncle and you're going to like it".

Leona: "Jesus fucking christ woman, get off me!"

Sarabi: "WE ARE GOING TO BE A HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY".

Leona: "Okay! Get off me!"

Sarabi: "good, now apologies to your brother and go hold your nephew".