1.07 The UnseaSHADOW AND BONE (2021)

1.07 “The Unsea” SHADOW AND BONE (2021) 

Kaz Brekker is literally the biggest secret shipper of all the crows and no you can’t change my mind.

He’s literally just like “I’m gonna leave Matthias and Nina to bury this dead body together, hope that doesn’t bring up any feelings, wouldn’t want their animosity to get in the way of the mission, only reason I’m doing this of course”

And then in the ice court just “oh Matthias and Nina walking with Brum, I’ll just leave them alone to totally not hash out their feelings because I trust matthias and his stupid undying love for her, this is good for the mission, all about the mission”

And then “guess I better send Wylan off to visit his “dead” mother and Jesper should go with him totally so they don’t have to emotionally support each other, it’s because I need to keep Wylan motivated, the mission is too important”

And then “I better pay off Inej’s debts to Per Haskell because I need her for the mission only for the mission who said anything about feelings—”

This man is a romantic okay??? Buys his not-quite-girlfriend a ship and finds her long lost parents??? Assigns the couples as pairings during missions half the time???

But also he’ll gauge your eyes out if you ever say anything about it so shhhh

Self care is listening to the same song thirty thousand times in a row

may i?

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) GOOD 4 U MUSIC VIDEO (2021)

Ben Barnes as Aleksander Morozova/The Darkling in Shadow and Bones (2021-)