Fuck It They're Cowboys Now

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“Not everyone is a hero” self ship ask meme.

So, I have never done an ask meme (sorry if it sucks) but I wanted to do one for people with both villain F/Os and villain S/Is. Seemed like there was a gap in the market (I haven’t seen an ask meme like this anyway but I would love to reblog it if there is one already out there.)

Please be kind to each other and try to send an ask before reblogging from someone. Thank you! :)

1: You discover a snitch who is passing information about your F/O (s) to the authorities. What do you do? Tell your F/O (s) and let them handle it? Deal with it yourself so that you get to see your F/O (s) proud face when they find out about your good work? Take the snitch out together? Something else?

2: You get locked up by the authorities for some dodgy dealings. How would your F/O (s) react? Would they break you out? Take credit for the crime so that they get arrested in your place? Bribe the authorities to let you out? Perhaps they have another idea?

3: What classic villain tropes/types do you and your F/O (s) fit the best? Mafia mob boss? Over the top camp supervillain? The mastermind who always has a plan? The mysterious ‘faceless’ nemesis with a lap cat? Ancient magical being? Tyrant out for world domination? Alien overlord? Fighting for a controversial cause? 

4: Do you and your F/O (s) ever go and cause havoc as an equivalent of going out on a (romantic or platonic) date? If so, what scheme(s) have you enjoyed the most?

5: Were you a villain before you met your F/O (s) or not? Did they play a part in your turn to the dark side or were you heading that way anyway? 

6: What scene (s), be it in canon or your own self ship lore, can’t you help but find your F/O (s) super cool/hot even though they are doing something AWFUL?

7: Tell us a bit about you and your F/O (s) soft, non-villainous sides.

8: One of you gets hurt in battle/stand off etc. How do(es) the other (s) react to and deal with the situation?

9: Many villains are known for their killer sense of style. Do you and your F/O (s) have looks that could kill? What are you favourite outfits to wear when you go and paint the town red?

10: Favourite weapons/gadgets/abilities for you and your F/O (s.)

11: Revenge time! Some one hurts you/your F/O (s.) How do(es) the other (s) get vengeance?

12: If you have a hero that you regularly go toe to toe with, how do you and your F/O (s) feel about them? Hate their guts or perhaps grudgingly admire them? Something else maybe?

13: Would you keep your involvement secret from the world to try and minimalize the chances of it being used against you or would you become the ultimate evil team that no one dares cross? 

14: What song do you and your F/O (s) listen to when you are carrying out your dastardly plans? What is your villain ‘theme song?’

15: What are the villainous things that each of you secretly suck at doing? Can’t fire a gun to save your life? Faint at the sight of blood? Always accidently activating security alarms? What even is a death trap???

thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

It's been a long day...

💤 Your f/o comes home, absolutely exhausted. 💤

💤 Honestly, it's a miracle that they even make it all the way inside before collapsing. 💤

💤 They join you on the couch/in bed/wherever, wrapping their arms around you. 💤

💤 It's not long before their breathing evens out and they're asleep on your chest/in your lap, clinging tight to you. 💤

💤 You can't help but smile as they snooze. 💤

💤 antis dni 💤

taking my cringefail househusband out on the town