Eating Him

eating him

eating him

INTJ tho ... true

Unexpected Aspects of the Types

ENFP: They actually crave schedules and structure like nobodies business, if and only if it revolves around their passions. 

INFP: The “manic pixie dream girl” stigma is so wrong. 90% of them are more along the lines of “embittered memelords” with a splash of off-beat and sensible fashion. 

INTP: They’re actually excellent in social situations that they throw themselves into. Your odd aggressiveness and shouting is amusing and weirdly charismatic. 

ENTP: You’ll have to murder them a thousand times before they’ll admit that they actually DO crave harmony and peace more than chaos; Debate and verbal jousting (and memes) is just their way of getting there. 

ENFJ: The worst time management skills. Worse than all of the P’s put together, bar none. You got stars in your eyes and not a single “no” in your throats and it often leaves you ragged busybodies from over committing yourselves. 

INFJ: Despite their ‘mysterious and secretive nature’ stigma, if you engage them in a deep conversation about their passions, 9 times out of 10 they will splay their soul to you even though you met 5 minutes ago at a college party.

ISFJ: They’re known for being the kindly, grandmotherly type that just wants the best for their friends, but the flip side is they’re all basic bitches that secretly crave being a tool. They’re usually just too nice to go Full Douche™, praise the Lord. 

ESFJ: Despite being known as the social butterfly, the Fe and Si combination sometimes makes for an extremely judgmental, polarizing, and single-minded personality, and can seem like the most socially inept/oblivious person in the room. 

ESTJ: Weirdly enough, more often than not, they’re one of the most socially graceful and self-aware people in the room. That, or they’re utterly cringeworthy. Not really any in between. Just don’t get them started on politics (I’m begging you). 

ISTJ: Despite the ‘emotionless Traditionalist™ robot’ stigma, although they can’t offer consistent emotional output, all of the ones I’ve met are some of the most emotionally stable, mature, and available people I’ve ever met. 

ENTJ: Your responsible, efficient, and commanding CEO of a friend is actually the biggest procrastinator in the game, bar none. It’s hidden under a few hundred layers of self-confidence, but they need the stress of the last minute to feel anything in this world. 

INTJ: Massive internal war between fearless, emotionless sociopathy, and caring so deeply for a select few people that they’d give up every ambition to follow them to the ends of the earth without a single plan. TL;DR, their black and icy hearts are secretly hearts of gold and they absolutely abhor that about themselves. 

ESFP: Your favorite quick-talking, loud-mouthed, social explosion with all the friends is probably pretty lonely on the inside. Almost every ESFP I’ve met has huge commitment issues (big and pretty accurate stereotype), but few people realize it usually comes from self-knowledge of their sporadic nature, and they keep people at an emotional distance as a result, so they don’t end up getting hurt. Advice: letting people in and trying to make it work is infinitely better than loneliness in a crowd. 

ISFP: The EXTJ’s WISH they could be as soul-crushingly terrifying as your favorite superwholockian, equestrian painter friend when somebody’s crossed their family or friends. 

ESTP: The “sex, drugs, drinking, and more sex” cliche with ESTP’s is so dumb because literally every ESTP I know doesn’t care about alcohol or sex more than any other person I’ve met, but they ARE infinitely more obsessed with ultimate frisbee and bridge jumping. 

ISTP: The calm, rational, logical side of Ti is thrown completely out of the driver’s side window when they’re behind the wheel, because these hoes have the worst road rage I’ve ever seen, without exception.

You can't call yourself anti-psychiatry or mad pride and then turn around and abuse your community the same way psychiatry does.

I.e you can't fakeclaim people, tell people they're not allowed to reframe their own relationships with a marginalized existence in a way that psychiatry disagrees with, harass people for their cultural or spiritual beliefs, or tell them that their coping methods (so long as they don't hurt anyone, and "your existence might make the rest of us look cringy" doesn't count) are wrong, force labels on them they don't want, speculate on their history and trauma without their consent, or in any way mock them for their mental health or lack thereof.

You cannot call out psychiatry for its abuse of mentally ill people only to lash out at others because you don't understand their complicated relationship with their marginalized identities and complicated experiences. That is hypocrisy, you are hurting marginalized people, and it's objectively against the values and justice behind the mad pride and anti-psyche movements.

Be better.

Okay, I’m just gonna say it: I find it really interesting how “groomer” became the new exclusionist buzzword about ten seconds after it became the hot new right-wing slur for queer folks.

It’s not that the accusations are new - they’ve been calling everyone they disagree with pedos for ages now. But the shift in language? That’s extremely recent. And, IMO, revealing.

They’re freebasing fascism and they don’t even know it.

Hello Joe. Your child is chronically ill, but you insist that they just aren’t getting enough exercise. You have also claimed that their autism, ADHD, and dyspraxia make any situation a problem, and make any problem bigger. In addition to this, you have made several queerphobic and misogynist comments about your child’s asexuality and gender, and your wife’s pansexuality. You have also mentally and physically abused your child and wife and was absent for your child’s entire childhood. So absent that their earliest memory of you is from when they were ten. That’s a pretty long time to skip out on parenting your kid, Joe.

Because you have hurt your family in so many ways, today your family will hurt you! Your wife’s weapon of choice is poison, as she has described her relationship with you as “poisonous.” That poison is already coursing through your veins, rendering you immobile. Your child is simply going to beat you to death with the baseball bat that you threatened to break their school laptop with.

But! Like being a good parent, there is a way out of this. You can have a ten-minute conversation with your child and wife about how you treated them. If you say anything negative about them, imply that either of them have anything wrong with them, or yell at them, your kid is just going to beat you up. I mean, this is literally the easiest saw trap ever. Just be nice to your kid and you—are you kidding? I didn’t even let them talk to you yet and you start off with a slur? Fuck it, just kill him. Whatever.

What can a female character do without being criticised mercilessly? [insp]