Omfg. This Is SO GOOD I Love It Sm

omfg. this is SO GOOD i love it sm

xxv. usu

(note - set 2 weeks after previous chapter)

“Oh, Romeo! My handsome saviour, oh, save me!” Utahime drawled, dramatically falling onto Shoko's arms. “Juliet,” the brunette flashed an uncharacteristic cheeky grin which had Suguru snorting, “oh, Juliet, my love. I will come save you in my white horse that is as beautiful as your dog shit—”

And immediately, Utahime grimaced, pulling away from the brunette’s arms, “yeah, no.”

“Yeah,” Shoko agreed, face dropping onto their usual muscles. You and Gojo shared a brief glare before you spoke, “that's not even how the scene worked.”

“Yeah, also the main characters’ names aren't Romeo and Juliet,” Gojo thoughtfully adds. Suguru, still glued to his script, responded with a casual, "that's all the way back in grade 9th too."

“Gee, it's not my fault both of you act like you aren't married. Isn't physical intimacy normal in relationships?”

“As if you know shit about relationships,” Suguru whispered over to a snickering Gojo in which Shoko flipped them off in response.

Presently, it's been a total of five hours of incessant practising that one scene that had both you and Gojo pressed towards each other. It's supposed to come as natural as possible considering that the main characters were relaxed when it came to each other's embrace. Which.. was the total opposite of what was going on with you and Gojo.

A sigh spilled from your lips, mind absolutely blank.

2:37pm. Roughly three hours left before this practice ends and you've barely rehearsed the sheets that you've almost gotten sick over sleepless nights. Because a certain director wanted us to practice on physical fucking intimacy.

Brows furrowing, you dug deeper onto your mind for ideas, completely oblivious to the keen blue that was staring onto your form.And eventually, you are snapped away from your thoughts with a flick of someone's fingers. Which you recognize as Gojo’s with how pale two fingers can be.

“Don't use your head too much, you might run out of brain juice.”

As you were about to retort, he childishly flicked your forehead. And you sit there, dumbfounded as annoyance bubbled in your throat. “Gojo, you—”

“Toru."

You blinked, confused, “what?”

This time, his shit-eating smirk is now replaced with an annoyingly dramatic pout, “Toru. I said to call me Toru. You called me Gojo earlier too but I didn't say anything because—”

Seriously. A vein was very nearly popping on your temple when Shoko deliberately whistled a tad bit louder in the distance, “okay, okay!"

“Okay? Call me Toru.”

Staring at him dumbfoundedly with still a frown, you mindlessly muttered in a daze of ire, “Toru. Yeah, there it is. Are you happy now, Toru?”

His name feels foreign on your tongue. And yet, surprisingly, it doesn't.. feel unnecessarily unwelcomed. That, alone, makes you feel things. You don't like it.

A small smile creeps its way onto his face before he's roughly ruffling your hair, “alright then. how about we compete on whoever gets the most compliments from the director?"

Deeming your narrowed eyes and pursed lips as interest (in some way, he guesses), he swiftly adds with a wink, "whoever wins will treat the other that sushi discount three blocks down from here."

Your eyes finally lit up and a smug smile made its way into your countenance, prior fury forgotten as you stood up from the lounge chair and made your way to the crowd garnering at the front, “fine, you wash the dishes if I win.”

“What!? That's not fair!” Gojo followed in tow just beside you with a pout.

“Too bad it is.”

“It's so not.”

“It is!”

“It's so, definitely and absolutely, not!”

--

The setting sun painted the whole scenery a golden glow as you snaked your arm around Gojo's neck with a gleeful smile, "mhm. you were amazing back there, you know?" His hand on your waist twitched, a faint action that had you wondering if it was from your imagination before you're pulled away from your thoughts.

The taller man responded with a soft smile, akin to his character, "you're exaggerating, dear."

You hurriedly scrolled through the vivid mental script onto your mind before spotting the one line after Gojo's cheesy one, "but you were amazing, no?" Grasping your left wrist from behind his neck, you slowly leaned in to his face as bile rised up your throat and your mind blaring a red light signalling you to abort! abort! abort!

Then the director makes a booming, "cut!" that you roughly shove Gojo away from you with a scrunched expression, "oh my god. what the fuck." The bile is still stuck in your throat and you attempt to swallow it down which successfully works.

The taller man shooted you a look of betrayal and annoyance as he stood back up. Feeling a bit sorry, you offer him a small apologetic smile in return.

"That was awesome, [Name]. Definitely how I imagined it," you beam up at the director with a wide grin, "thank you!"

And so you turn to Gojo with a triumphant smirk, "I win."

He clicks his tounge, crossing his arms as he looks away, "whatever."

Haibara and Utahime immediately tackled you in a crushing hug, bombarding you with countless praises of, "oh my god, you were literally about to kiss him!" or "that's amazing, i would have barfed!" or "you were about to strangle him earlier too!"

All of which you could only respond to a sheepish thanks.

The rehearsal then ends with a navy blue painting the canvas that is the sky and you end up conversing with Shoko as the rest left to their own duties.

"You did great, you know?" Shoko smiles around her can of Sprite. You huffed, "of course! who do you think I am?"

"A dumbheaded idiot who almost burnt down her apartment at the age of 21."

Shooting her a glare, you rolled your eyes, "that was uncalled for."

The brunette chuckled, "what can I say? I'm unpredictable."

"Right."

The two of you slip in comfortable silence as the sloshing of her soda was the only audible sound amidst the ringing crickets. And as she turns to you, she asks, "how are things with.. your new house?"

You meet her eyes, "my house?"

"Yeah." and you look down on the table, unsure of what to say.

It's.. tolerable, if you were to be frank. Sure, he always wakes you up with annoying, endless beeps of the microwave or he always disrupts your concentration with his horrible voice echoing in the halls at fucking 6:27am in the damn morning.

However, he's not as bad as you thought he was going to be.

So you respond to her as casually as you can, "it's not bad."

She simply nods, as if she understood that there was more to that single sentence (which was definitely none. she's overthinking it.)

Then still in thoughts, you inadvertently murmur, "he's comfortable to be with, i guess.." And Shoko turns to you with slight surprise and mirth on her face, "oho?"

Thinking her low voice as one of your own in your mind, you continue, "somehow, i feel more at ease when i'm with him. i think he's just annoying whatever negativity i have in me whenever he picks a fight with me."

And finally, you shrugged out of your stupor before meeting her bewildered expression, "what?" she simply chuckled as she slurped her soda from the straw, "do you like him?"

There's an unreadable glint in her eyes when she asks the question. And you, being exhausted down to the bone, don't register her query for a few minutes until it finally sinks into you and you sputter with the most appalled face you can muster, "ex–fucking–cuse me?"

"Okay, now you're overreacting—"

"—No, Shoko. That's absolutely horrid. How could you ask me that?"

"Okay. Sorry. My bad, el oh el," she laughed despite your horrified face.

And before you get to calm down and ask her why would you even ask me that, she opens her mouth and waves her can of Sprite as if to dismiss the prior topic, "by the way, have your mother messaged you about you moving in with Gojo?" You flashed a brief glance to your phone propped on the table, "no."

The brunette blinked, "that's.. surprising."

"I'm sure.. at this point, she doesn't care about him anymore."

'So what was the point in all of this then? You could've chosen to be with another man instead of him,' a voice within you whispered, the sound low and deep.

Noticing your sullen slouch, she immediately switches gears and smile, "it's fine. atleast you have a candidate now, right? it would've been troublesome to meet someone new and you know, basic meeting shit. I know you hate that stuff."

A smile forms on your lips as you kept your gaze on the table, "yeah, you're right."

The chair creaks at how she suddenly stands up with a sigh, "wanna smoke?" To which you respond with an eyeroll but a fond smile remained on your face regardless.

--

Hours later when stars cover the inky sky in dots and you're in the car with the driver Gojo insisted in driving you home, the inane question invades your mind once again.

You reeled back into your memories, noting the obscure emotion sparking in Shoko's hazel eyes when she asked that question. There was always something about Shoko's voice that impressively remained stable no matter the situation and yet, the only flaw that tainted her impeccable acting was her eyes.

There was something sparking when she asked the question and you don't know what it was. But one thing was certain. It mattered to her when she asked the question.

So, naturally, you came up with the notion that—

Does Gojo like you?

Needles pricked at your skin uncomfortably so at the notion. Yet you persisted, anyways.

'If Gojo did like me then.. is that why him flirting with me online came easier?'

Then, you remembered a model student, from your class years ago, babbling with sobs about how he's always, always cheeky and flirty with anyone. Then, you also remember the amount of times he made you cry, intentionally or not. Then, you also remember the times you swore to hate him down to your last breath.

And, right.

Do you like him?

And your mind reels back into the hazy image of him holding your waist comfortably as you pulled him closer with your arms on his neck. Your mind reels back to when you found the golden band proudly wrapped on his fourth finger just like how his hand was on your waist. And—

No. You don't.

It's the only correct answer. Just like how 1+1 would be 2 and how the earth isn't a perfect circle. It simply is a fact.

You don't like him. And that, that is something that would not change even if you're stuck with him for a year.

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Synopsis: You, one of the most notable actresses of all time, have been bothered once again by your despicable mother to inherit the company via marriage. Though, it's nothing to worry about. After all, you've procrastinated on that for three years, so what's the difference this time? Oh, how wrong you were. Everything. Down from your career to your friends. So entirely out of spite and anger, you decide to marry the man whom your entire household carries an unexplainable hatred for.

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Authors' Notes - i got hit by my yearly sick ritual just three days ago and then i was burnt out for a full day after i recovered and now im back with motivation to write my most detested person a gay fic of him and this one guy he hated for being queer

P.S - taglists are now closed!

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— gojo as your boyfriend

warning(s): gojo x gn!reader, uhhh my first time writing for him so pls don’t come at me if he’s a little ooc, takes place in the jjk universe - reader is mentioned to be a grade 1 sorcerer and an instructor. that’s it i think?

wc: 1k

gojo is the type of boyfriend who lets you have your way (for the most part)

letting you take the blankets from him while you both sleep, letting you choose where to have dinner, even letting you decide which sunglasses he should wear when his blindfold isn’t needed

he lets you sleep over whenever you want, cuddles up to you whenever you ask, laying his head over your chest because you want to be the big spoon for a change (which he loves btw) and gives you so so many hugs and kisses even with just giving him that look of yours

he’s the type of boyfriend who teases you endlessly for fun

making sure you’re either annoyed, enraged, or laughing because getting these reactions out of you makes him fall deeper for you

of course unless he truly does piss you off then that’s a discussion for another time

but whenever anyone else tries to poke fun at you, or repeat whatever he said, they’re locked in a chokehold

“how dare you speak to my darling that way!”

and if it’s a student being stupid (cough yuji cough), best believe he will train them until they’re left unable to even walk

satoru’s the type of boyfriend to change his contact name for you on his phone often

if he’s feeling lovey, it would be something like “my love” or “darling” with a thousand hearts

but if his mood is a bit playful expect your contact to look more like these: “idiot who stole my good jacket” “do not answer: ate last mochi”

let’s just say you started matching his energy with this once you found out ><

he’s the type of boyfriend that likes having a hand on you at all times

maybe not as intimate as you would think— he saves those for at home

but in public, he’d do random things like pinching the skin in your elbow, placing a hand in your pocket, tying the strings of your hoodie around his wrist, holding onto your uniform so that if you stray away too far, he can just yank you back next to him <33

gojo’s also the type of boyfriend that understands his and your role as sorcerers— not allowing you to go on missions with him despite your pleas and begs

it’s not that he doesn’t think you’re capable enough. hell, he knows just as strong of a sorcerer his partner is

but the difference in strength between him and you is so clear that it unsettles him thinking about you tagging along

special grade gojo would rather put himself in danger alone than have a newly grade 1 sorcerer like you in the line of fire

especially if the curse can sense that the both of you are more than just mere coworkers

it’s something that can be avoided and thus he prefers not to put you both in a situation that can be extremely harmful

moving on from the serious stuff

satoru would also be the type of boyfriend that makes sure everyone knows just who you are to him

pulling you close whenever you’re with a group of friends, calling you “my darling” whenever he’s talking about you, and being just overly possessive at times whenever he even just gets a small inkling of someone flirting with you

he can be whiney about it too ! him being whiney in general haha :’)

begging for attention when you’ve been talking to your friends for a while, stuffing his nose right up against the crook of your neck with his arms wrapped around you from behind

asking for a kiss when it hasn’t even been 10 minutes since the last one he’s asked for, pouting when you don’t kiss and hug him goodbye before AND after missions

“i know you’ve had a bad day. please let me kiss you so i can make it better, darling.”

he’s the type of boyfriend to be very particular when it comes to certain things

for instance: his eyes

it’s known he can’t really have his sight exposed to the maximum for a long time and he gets somewhat insecure about it at times

but you’re the only one he allows to actually touch his blindfold

allowing you to remove it to sit just right up above his eyes, so that you both can stare into each other eyes for a moment until he has to cover them again

the stare is full of so much love, especially since he can’t do that often or for a long period without feeling weak

but damn does he wish he could

gojo being the type of boyfriend to support the way you lead in the classroom <3

loving the way you teach and train the students to the point where he adopts some of those styles into his instruction

especially after seeing how well the students progressed with them and how they clearly enjoyed your style of training compared to his

“the first years told me how much they loved that lesson you gave them today… maybe i should take notes from you because you’re clearly the better instructor.”

him being the type of boyfriend to be known as being unserious in certain situations, and it can kind of bring some doubts to you early on in your relationship

but after being with him for long enough, the shield he had up, breaks down and his vulnerable side gets exposed

the side he only shows to people he’s comfortable with and truly cares for, and knows that those feelings are reciprocated

he’s the type of boyfriend to ask for safety in your relationship and you do a hell of a good job doing so

of course he makes you feel just as safe and loved

but when he came to you nearly in tears and you made him feel so validated with no judgement…

that’s when he knew you were it for him

𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬. satoru gojo 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭. fluff headcanons 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞. i'm sick rn. sorry, won't be able to update for few days. also give me some ideas either for smau or fics. i feel like i'm already out of them!! pls send it here. divider by @enchanthings

𝗺.𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁

satoru is a boyfriend who secretly loves surprising you. he might teleport you to a breathtaking viewpoint for sunrise or bring back limited-edition snacks from his missions. 

satoru is a boyfriend who secretly brags about you to anyone who will listen, teachers, students, even curses should get a dose of your awesomeness (according to him).

satoru is a boyfriend who loves embarrassing you with playful nicknames in public, but turns into a blushing mess when you return the favor in private.

satoru is a boyfriend who steals your snacks with a wink and a playful smirk, but always replaces them (with something even better, hopefully).

satoru is a boyfriend who surprises you constantly with extravagant gifts (sometimes inconveniently large stuffed animals) and meticulously planned (sometimes chaotic) dates.

satoru is a boyfriend who secretly worries about you when you're out on your own missions, calling you with increasingly lame excuses to check in.

satoru is a boyfriend who can be surprisingly clingy after long missions, needing constant reminders that you're alright and safe.

satoru is a boyfriend who remembers every detail you mention, from your favorite candy bar to that obscure movie you watched once.

satoru is a boyfriend who loves napping together, his arm wrapped possessively around you, a rare moment of quiet affection amidst the chaos.

satoru is a boyfriend who shamelessly uses his blindfold as an excuse for walking in front of you or playfully walking in on you changing, only to act completely innocent when you call him out.

satoru is a boyfriend who secretly practices cheesy pick-up lines just for you, waiting for the perfect (or most awkward) moment to unleash them.

satoru is a boyfriend who, while not the best listener during horror movies, always holds you close during the scary parts, secretly finding them terrifying himself.

satoru is a boyfriend who, while teasing you about your taste in music, secretly adds your favorite songs to his playlists, humming along when he thinks you're not looking.

satoru is a boyfriend who, despite his love for sweets, always offers you the last bite of his dessert, even if it means sacrificing his own sugar rush.

satoru is a boyfriend who, despite his playful exterior, cherishes your relationship deeply, always striving to make you happy, feel loved and protect you.

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𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔... chuckles at the way you're so shy after sex.

you were always like this after making love. he didn't really understand why, but it was like a switch was flipped. you said the nastiest things in bed, your love making filled with passionate pants and trembling bodies pressed together in a sea of bedsheets, but after finishing, you curled away— shy of him again.

perhaps it was the fact you were feeling the flush after the intimacy or maybe you realized just how lewd it all was... either way, you sit on the left side of the bed, head in hands as you mutter quiet little words.

"i can't believe i said that..."

"what was that?" your boyfriend hums, shifting in the sheets as he scoots himself closer to you.

he lays on the bed on his stomach, strong body sculpted in a way that is nothing less than handsome. the manifestation of masculinity, your lover lays there contentedly. gojo feels warm, body beaming like a ray of sunlight.

"i can't believe i said that," you mutter. "i can't believe i wanted you to call me that."

gojo laughs, loud and cheerful noise erupts from the steady of his chest. the melody is smooth, flowing from lips you've kissed a hundred times.

"you embarrassed?" he lets out a chortle. "baby, couples have sex. that's a part of the relationship."

your lover gently wraps a hand around your wrist, pulling your hand off of your pretty face. he knows you're embarrassed, he can read your emotions in your eyes.

"okay, i know couples have sex, but i can't believe we—"

"had sex?"

"yes!"

"as a couple?"

a pillow hits his face.

that was a yes in his book.

gojo laughs again. he truly doesn't understand your distress. you're embarrassed you had sex with him... or rather you were embarrassed of how you were when you were intimate. he pulls your hand towards his face, kissing the tips of your fingers.

"well, for one, i had a great time." he smiles against the very faint fingerprint dips that ghost your skin.

"did you now?" you taunt, and he chuckles. you're taunting him, and he knows— gojo can hear it in your voice.

"i did." he scoots closer, placing his head on your bare lap. "how long as it been since we've done that? almost two weeks now surely."

"yeah," you giggle quietly and his ears perk up immediately at the familiar sound. "i feel like i always forget how to even start..."

"i don't."

"perv."

"that doesn't make me a pervert," the man chuckles. "and, you are so attracted to me. don't lie about it."

"am not." you tut, and he laughs.

"really? because what was all of that moaning and groaning earlier? when i had you flipped on your stomach and—" gojo begins, cut off when another pillow meets his face and shuts him up.

that's how he knows you're back to normal when you're able to throw back a quip, lip curling into an annoyed pout at the man you loved.

"okay, enough. i'm not shy anymore."

"really? okay, let's go another round."

© YUNYMPHS 2023 modifications, reposts, and translations of any kind are strictly prohibited.

pep reads: fluffiest fluff edition

I've just been CONSUMING so many jjk fanfics... here are the softest fluffiest fic recommendations since I think we all need it right now. This list is in no particular order – there's so many talented writers out there! These ones just made me MELT extra hard. Mostly no smut, I just needed to be held.

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ

gojo satoru

☆ only you by Kaiseriin [A03: mini series] [status: unknown] [Cursed speech!reader] Other than Gojo, not many people understand the sign language you use to communicate as a cursed speech user. When some students from Kyoto arrive, one tries to learn so he can get closer to you.

☆ summer skies, winter lies by miyaspudding [A03: long fic!][status: ongoing]

"how cruel was fate? how much had he sinned in his past life, for the woman he loved to belong to his best friend? how little did god love him?"

in which gojo satoru learns that emotions are not weaknesses but consolations; and geto suguru realizes that he's always been a little too late for everything. because the furthest distance is an inch away, and the furthest thing from truth is "just friends".

☆best of luck. by reinerispretty [A03: one shot! part of a mini series] [status: unknown] In which Gojo Satoru shows up unannounced, twice.

☆Ah, you were both equally idiotic by Hiroka [A03: mini series] [status: unknown]

4 times others realized something was going on between Gojo and you, and 0 times you both realized it.

[Oneshots from the Old Beats Cinematic Universe]

☆ For A God, Shopping Is a New Adventure by Bun_sun [AO3] [status: on going!] [Baker!reader]

“Would you like anything else?” “Actually, yeah.” He flashes you a grin that only promises trouble, pushing his sunglasses down with a way too exaggerated flirty expression. “Can I get your number too?” “Haha, really funny Gojo. Now, I have more clients so...” But he's already getting his phone out, as if he hasn't listened to a single word you've said. “...Oh, you're for real.” ~ ~ ~ ~ Reader owns a small cafe with their own baked goods. Gojo comes in one day, and absolutely falls in love with their pastries (and with them).

☆ I Want to Kiss You / キスしたい by arminsumi [A03][status: unknown]

You and Satoru falling in love despite a language barrier.

You've come to visit Japan to meet these two boys you met online. Though Satoru can't speak English and you can't speak Japanese, the two of you still fall in love. There's seems to be romantic tension between you and Suguru, too.

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ

geto suguru

it's so hard to find suguru fics without him being used as a plot device for gojo

☆ gentle glow / deep thought by waffiez [AO3: one shot] [status: completed] "I thought about you, you know." Despite the softness of his voice, it cut through the otherwise silent atmosphere profoundly and made your heart skip a beat. "Is that so?" "It is." ☆☆☆ in which you awake to your best friend suguru asleep at the edge of your bed, having returned from a lengthy mission and only really wanting to see you.

☆ unnamed drabble by @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat [tumblr: drabble] [status: completed]

comfy fluff w sleepy needy sugu <33)

☆ Wash It Away by @shadowsandshapes [A03/tumblr: drabble][status: completed]

Sometimes you forget Geto is just a guy. But then he shows a sense of vulnerability that surprises you. After a particularly emotionally draining battle, you run him a warm bath and take care of his aches. ☆ Wisteria and Ciabatta by @hayakawalove [A03/tumblr: mini fic!][status: completed, chapter 2 has smut!]

Traveling merchant Suguru has led a relatively tame life thus far. Growing his flowers, baking his bread. One day, when he ventures out further than normal he comes across something more beautiful than all the flowers in the world. You. ☆ the paint doesn't move the way the light reflects by @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat [tumblr: long oneshot!] [status: completed]

when the king puts you under the supervision of a dashing knight, you promise to make his job as difficult as possible. unfortunately, suguru geto is the patient sort.

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ

bonus!

☆ Digest Your Feelings (DYF) – First Years! by @whalesforhands [A03/tumblr: part of a longer series of fics] [status: completed] new classmates, new life, new friends(?). a look into the life of the dyf au characters in their first year.

Girls when they wanna read angst and fluff but everything is a smut