I Hope The Michael Reveal Is Stupid. I Hope We Just Get Teleported To The Celestial Realm Out Of Nowhere

i hope the michael reveal is stupid. i hope we just get teleported to the celestial realm out of nowhere and the only dialogue option we get it "where the hell am i?!" only for someone to go "you're not even in hell, dear human!" and then He Appears and we all blow up

Kid Satan: THEY WILL DROWN IN BLOOD FROM MY REVENGE!!!

Mammon: Eat porridge, I say.

Mammon: Come on, open your mouth, the airplane is flying *Mammon makes buzzing sounds*.

Mammon: Dispatcher, we're falling!

Mammon: WE'RE FALLING, DAMN IT, DISPATCHER!!

*As a result, the kid Satan ate everything*

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YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL pt.2

A/N: Hello everyone I decided to share with you some headcanons about what kind of guardian angels the Obey Me characters would be for you. So read and enjoy, I hope you enjoy it :3 (I'm sorry if it's a little OOC).

Preface: They have been your guardians since you were born.

Warnings: contains spoilers for S1 og.

Others: MASTERLIST

Credits: The banner image in this post belongs to @diodellet

LUKE

You're definitely the first person he's taken care of.

As you probably already understood, he has absolutely no experience, so he doesn't understand exactly what he needs to do.

He often turns to Simeon if he needs advice.

But despite his lack of experience, he tries to be the best guardian angel for you.

Definitely gives you his blessing for the road, for good luck and so on. Because of them, you now have a very good immune system, and it has become very difficult for you to get sick.

He's not very good at comforting and doesn't understand a lot yet, but he tries to comfort you and calm you down as best he can. He will hug you tightly, wrapping his wings around you, and will tell you different stories, even if you cannot see or hear him. When he succeeds, he will smile warmly and continue his story.

He was very surprised and worried when he met you in hell. Especially when he found out that you are now an exchange student. And even more so when he found out that you will not live in the Purgatory Hall, but with fallen brothers in the House of Lamentation.

From the very beginning of your acquaintance, he warned about demons, said that they could not be trusted. And so he was somewhat disappointed when you ignored these warnings and began not only to trust your brothers, but also to make pacts with them.

But while he was living with Simeon in hell, he gradually began to trust the demons. And you play the most important role in this.

He doesn't know about what happened between you and Belphegor, and that's probably lucky. Because otherwise, all the trust earned would have sunk into oblivion.

He worries when you get into trouble, whether it's your own fault or someone else's. He's relieved when you're safe again.

This kid just loves you very much, so he tries to give you all the care and happiness that you deserve <3

YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL pt.1

Hello everyone I decided to share with you some headcanons about what kind of guardian angels the Obey Me characters would be for you. So read and enjoy (I hope you enjoy it :3)

Preface: They have been your guardians since you were born.

Warnings: contains spoilers for S1 og and S2 NB.

Others: MASTERLIST

Credits: The banner image in this post belongs to @diodellet

MICHAEL

He rarely takes someone under his care because of the heavy workload (he is literally the ruler of the Celestial Realm, which is what you expected). Plus, he mostly patronizes pastry chefs.

And the question immediately arises: why did he take custody of you? Everything is actually quite simple. He was attracted to your soul. It was so bright and pure that he just couldn't pass by, losing such a soul would be a senseless loss to heaven and a waste of potential.

So he's been protecting you since you were born. Whether it was a bad feeling, prophetic dreams or problems with transportation, he always tried to protect you. However, sometimes he messed up when he was too deep in his thoughts.

He always tried to be there for you. His presence is soothing, and his touch is so warm, and suddenly all the problems don't seem so serious.

When you have nightmares, he replaces them with some funny and vivid dreams. And you often notice that the wounds on your body heal faster than others. Well, he doesn't like it when you suffer, so he helps you in any way he can.

He wasn't thrilled when you were chosen as one of the exchange students representing humanity. Especially when you were sent to Devildom literally against your will.

He was a little jealous when you started getting closer to your brothers (he just wanted it too ☹️). But he came to terms with it pretty quickly.

Oh, and how angry he was when Belphegor attacked you and hurt you. If Barbatos hadn't brought you back, he would definitely have curtailed the entire exchange program, and relations between the two Kingdoms would have deteriorated greatly.

He felt so bad because he couldn't meet you when you came to the Celestial Realm with Luke, Simeon and Solomon. But he hopes that you will still be able to meet in the future.

And even though he protects you, sometimes you give him severe headaches. Well, that is, not because of you, but because you are constantly getting into some kind of trouble. In this regard, you are no better than Solomon.

He was very nervous when he lost touch with you. He quickly determined that you were in the past, but for some reason he couldn't get you out of there. So he helped as much as he could. Angel was very relieved when you and Solomon finally came back to the present.

He's become twice as protective of you after all this. He just loved you and doesn't want to lose you, don't be angry :<

Help me pls, he's been following me for days ☠️

Satan, what the hell do you need 💀