"And You're Typing? Don't Get Your Phone Too Wet It Might Short Circuit"

"And you're typing? Don't get your phone too wet it might short circuit"

Huh.

“I’m not going to do the thing because I don’t view it as important.” ← Conscious decision made of your own free will.

“I want to do the thing because I view it as important, but trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would.” ← Executive dysfunction, a physical health problem that doesn’t answer to your own free will.

“Trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would. This must mean I don’t actually want to do the thing and I’m just tricking myself into thinking I do.” ← No, that’s still executive dysfunction, but you’re having brainworms about it.

BABE WAKE UP THEY ARE GIVING THE ENDERMAN A BOYFRIEND

I mean it's Tumblr where else do you look for unhinged psychopaths?

Wait I just remembered 4Chan exists.

4Chan is straight Tumblr change my mind

fucking hell i forget that some people violently hate polyamory and are way too proud of admitting it :/

I'm Polish and I don't believe you two, this cannot be real

So apparently the Americans are unaware that in Australia, all soy sauce is distributed via tiny 1-inch fish bottles

Imagine a whole country never having tasted the nectar of the microplastic marlon, no wonder America is like that

Parents be like "People notice your wrinkled clothes or dirty spots" I'm like "No they don't" and parents be like "They do they might just not say it" SO WHY THE FLIP DO YOU CARE. Besides if they do comment, THEY are the asshole